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March 16, 2026

Big Cat Got Bullied By A Random 6 Year Old At The Arcade | The Yak 3-16-26

Quick Read

Big Cat recounts an emasculating encounter with a demanding 6-year-old at an arcade, while the crew discusses St. Patrick's Day chaos, Joey Chestnut's legendary eating feats, and the viral 'Borg' drinking trend.
Joey Chestnut's competitive eating diet includes extreme cleanses, and his 'farts' are legendarily potent.
'Borgs' (Blackout Rage Gallons) are a new college drinking trend, involving named gallon jugs of vodka, water, and flavor, designed to mitigate hangovers through hydration.
Former UNC basketball star Tyler Hansbrough believes NIL deals, while financially beneficial, hinder team cohesion and the long-term development fostered by multi-year college careers.

Summary

The Yak crew shares their St. Patrick's Day experiences, from navigating Chicago's chaotic celebrations to encountering a field trip of French rugby fans. They delve into the world of competitive eating with Deutsch, who spent the holiday with Joey Chestnut, revealing insights into Chestnut's diet, training, and infamous 'farts.' The conversation shifts to 'Borgs' (Blackout Rage Gallons), a new college drinking trend, and then to personal anecdotes, including Big Cat's frustrating experience with a persistent, unknown child at an arcade. Tyler Hansbrough, a former UNC basketball star, joins to discuss an upcoming basketball game, his 'Psycho T' nickname, and his perspective on NIL deals and the changing landscape of college sports.
This episode offers a blend of relatable holiday experiences, unique insights into niche cultural phenomena like competitive eating and college drinking trends, and a former elite athlete's perspective on the evolution of college sports. It highlights the often-humorous and sometimes frustrating interactions of daily life, from dealing with entitled children to navigating crowded social events, providing a snapshot of contemporary social dynamics and entertainment culture.

Takeaways

  • St. Patrick's Day in Chicago has become overly commercialized and chaotic, requiring reservations or early arrival at bars.
  • Joey Chestnut's diet includes massive quantities of food for competitions (e.g., 17 bagels with cream cheese in 8 minutes, 141 hard-boiled eggs), balanced by extreme cleanses.
  • The 'Borg' drinking trend involves personalized gallon jugs of vodka and water, aiming to reduce hangovers through hydration.
  • Big Cat felt emasculated by a persistent 6-year-old who demanded he pay for arcade games and allow him to play, despite being a stranger.
  • Tyler Hansbrough, known as 'Psycho T,' views NIL deals as detrimental to team longevity and the mentorship provided by long-term college coaching relationships.
  • A new social bluffing game called 'Who's the Bad Guy?' co-created by Jay, launched at Walmart.

Opportunities

Integrate snowplows into school buses and ambulances.

Equip school buses with snowplows to clear residential streets, ensuring timely school transport during snow, and ambulances with plows for emergency access to remote or unplowed areas during critical situations like heart attacks or childbirth.

Source: Stephen

Lessons

  • When attending large-scale public events like St. Patrick's Day, consider the trade-off between early attendance for a good experience and avoiding the late-day chaos and sticky environments.
  • If you're a parent at an arcade, be prepared to set clear boundaries with unfamiliar children who might try to leverage your presence for free games or prizes.
  • For college athletes considering NIL deals, weigh the immediate financial gain against the potential loss of team cohesion, long-term mentorship, and the unique community-building experience of a multi-year college career.

Notable Moments

Joey Chestnut's 'problem' status and infamous farts.

Deutsch describes Joey Chestnut as a 'problem' due to his intense personality, and multiple hosts recount the legendary, almost vomit-inducing potency of Chestnut's farts, a direct consequence of his competitive eating diet. This humanizes the competitive eater beyond his records.

The 'Borg' drinking phenomenon.

The hosts discuss 'Borgs' (Blackout Rage Gallons), a new college drinking trend involving personalized gallon jugs of vodka and water. This highlights a new cultural trend among Gen Z for managing alcohol consumption, with a focus on hydration to mitigate hangovers, and the creative naming conventions for these drinks.

Big Cat's emasculating arcade encounter.

Big Cat recounts being repeatedly asked by a 6-year-old stranger to pay for arcade games and allow him to play, despite Big Cat's attempts to set boundaries. This moment highlights the challenges of navigating public spaces with children and the evolving social etiquette around shared resources and personal space.

Stephen's refusal to tie a stranger's shoe.

Stephen, an assistant basketball coach, recounts refusing to tie a 7-year-old stranger's shoe at a community center, sparking a debate among the hosts about personal responsibility, stranger danger, and the 'slippery slope' of helping unknown children. It's a humorous yet thought-provoking discussion on modern parenting and social interactions.

Jay's game 'Who's the Bad Guy?' launching at Walmart.

Jay announces the launch of a social bluffing game he co-created, 'Who's the Bad Guy?', now available at Walmart. This is a significant personal achievement for a host, demonstrating entrepreneurial spirit and the ability to translate creative ideas into commercial products.

Quotes

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"I think I've outgrown that having to book a bar a week in advance or sneak through the back door of a bar just to stand around."

Host
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"The hangover is not as bad because you're hydrating the entire time while you're drinking."

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"I'm glad I didn't grow up or play in the NIL air... there's a lot of things in college that money can't buy."

Tyler Hansbrough

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