Only Mintzy Could Get Away With This On A Plane | The Yak 2-11-26
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Summary
Takeaways
- ❖Ben Mintz's plane behavior, including feet in the aisle, shoes off, and reclining his seat into another passenger, is universally condemned by the hosts as uniquely awful.
- ❖A strong stance is taken against reclining seats on planes, arguing it inconveniences others far more than it benefits the recliner, with a laptop-crushing anecdote as evidence.
- ❖Barstool employees are humorously assessed for their 'funny-looking' qualities, with Mintz and Ethan identified as having comedic appearances, while Meek Phil looks funny but isn't.
- ❖An extended, highly unusual comedic bit involves using celebrity names like 'John Ham' (good) and 'Jack Osborne' (bad) to describe female anatomy.
- ❖The rumor that NBA player Kaminga's family was taking too much food from the Warriors' family room contributed to his trade, leading to a discussion about office food hoarding.
Insights
1Ben Mintz's Unapologetic In-Flight Conduct
A picture of Ben Mintz on a plane shows him with his feet fully extended into the aisle, shoes off, seat reclined, and leaning onto a sleeping passenger named Goldfinger. The hosts describe this as a 'stunning piece of artwork' and 'shocking' even for Mintz, highlighting his complete disregard for others' comfort and personal space.
He reclined the seat for no reason. Yes. But it's We've known this forever. He Okay. The feet are out in the aisle. The shoes are off. The belly's out. He's leaning on Goldfinger. He's leaning across two seats. His seat is reclined, inconveniencing the person behind him for no reason whatsoever.
2The 'Never Recline Your Seat' Mandate
The hosts express a strong, unanimous opinion that passengers should never recline their seats on a plane. They argue that the minimal comfort gained by reclining is far outweighed by the significant inconvenience it causes to the person behind, citing an incident where a reclined seat crushed a laptop screen.
I'm team never recline your seat on a plane. I don't recline at all. I don't think anybody should recline. I mean, how much are you really gaining by going back? You're not getting anything. It's more does more harm than good. It's only going to inconvenience it. Inconveniences someone else way more than it conveniences you.
3Barstool's Internal 'Funny-Looking' Ranking
The hosts engage in a humorous exercise of identifying which Barstool employees 'look funny' or 'look like they ought to be funny.' Mintz is mentioned as 'the funniest looking Barstool guy,' while Meek Phil 'looks like he should be funny' but isn't. Ethan is described as looking like an '80s comic' who they initially expected to be funnier.
Is our funniest looking bar stool guy. The funniest. Who's the funniest looking barstl guy? We got Mincy. Who looks the f? No. No, that's not it. Who? Who? You know who looks like he ought to be funny? Meek Phil looks like he Phil looks like he should be funny. But he's not funny at all.
4The Celebrity Anatomy Analogy
In a highly unusual and comedic segment, the hosts attempt to use celebrity names to categorize female anatomy, with 'John Ham' representing a desirable appearance and 'Jack Osborne' representing an undesirable one. The discussion quickly devolves into flustered attempts to clarify and justify the bizarre analogies.
I need I need you to have more celebrity references for vagina. Like a Stamos. Aamos Julier. Stamos is all in for sure. Well, you guys know. I mean, sometimes you're with the girl and she's got the Jack Osborne. I mean, I would love her to have a John Ham. We've all been there.
5NBA Player Kaminga's Catering Scandal & Office Food Habits
A report surfaces that NBA player Kaminga's trade from the Warriors was partly due to a family member repeatedly taking excessive amounts of food from the team's family room. This sparks a discussion among the hosts about who at Barstool abuses office catering the most, with Tate and Nikki Smokes identified for their strategic food acquisition habits.
Golden State reportedly alerted Kaminga that the person around him was taking too much food from the family room. Sources surrounding the situation said the relationship between Kaminga and the organization had become petty and should have ended years before. How much could you possibly be taking? That's what I'm saying. You have to be bringing a tote bag with ziplocks in it. Really? Yeah. You got to be like taking it home and eating it later. Yes. Every night.
Lessons
- When traveling by plane, consider the impact of reclining your seat on the passenger behind you; the hosts strongly advise against it.
- Observe office catering dynamics to identify 'food abusers' and 'strategic hoarders' for comedic commentary.
- If attempting to connect with a celebrity, ensure your follow-up is timely and relevant, as they likely meet many people and may not initiate further contact.
Quotes
"Ryan Ryan doesn't look funny, but then he is funny, and it takes you off guard. Colin, it looks like he could be a funny guy."
"He reclined the seat for no reason. Yes. But it's We've known this forever. He Okay. The feet are out in the aisle. The shoes are off. The belly's out. He's leaning on Goldfinger."
"I'm team never recline your seat on a plane. I don't recline at all. I don't think anybody should recline."
"I need I need you to have more celebrity references for vagina."
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