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March 31, 2026

Trump & Hegseth Are Increasingly Delusional on Hormuz; TACO Incoming? | Morning Chaser

Quick Read

The Bulwark hosts critically analyze the Trump administration's 'delusional' handling of the Strait of Hormuz crisis, detailing its severe economic repercussions, the erosion of US alliances, and Trump's self-serving political messaging.
Iran's control of the Strait of Hormuz has caused a massive global oil supply shock, with prices potentially hitting $200/barrel.
The Trump administration's military-only approach is deemed ineffective, with officials making 'delusional' claims about 'regime change' and the strait's reopening.
Trump is shifting blame to allies like the UK, signaling a further erosion of US alliances and a 'humiliating defeat' for US foreign policy.

Summary

Andrew Edgar and Bill Crystal dissect the ongoing crisis in the Strait of Hormuz, where Iran has effectively closed the vital waterway, causing a massive global oil supply shock. They argue that the Trump administration's military-only strategy is ineffective and that officials like Pete Hegseth are detached from reality, making false claims about 'regime change' and the strait's reopening. The hosts highlight Trump's pivot to blaming allies like the UK for the crisis, signaling a further breakdown of post-WWII alliances. They conclude that the situation is a significant geopolitical and economic disaster for the US and the world, with severe political consequences for Trump, despite his attempts to shift blame.
The Strait of Hormuz crisis represents a critical juncture in global geopolitics and the world economy. The effective closure of this vital oil transit point is causing unprecedented supply-side shocks, with oil prices potentially soaring to $200 a barrel. The Trump administration's perceived missteps and subsequent blame-shifting are not only undermining US foreign policy and global alliances but also setting a dangerous precedent where Iran can disrupt global trade without facing significant repercussions. This has profound implications for international stability, energy markets, and the future of US leadership.

Takeaways

  • The Strait of Hormuz is effectively closed to non-Iranian trade, with Iran charging tolls, leading to a 90%+ drop in oil flow.
  • The economic impact, initially hitting Asia with shortages, is projected to spread globally, with oil prices potentially reaching $200/barrel.
  • Trump's military strategy is seen as ineffective; even a 1% failure rate is unacceptable for billion-dollar oil tankers.
  • Administration officials like Pete Hegseth are accused of being 'delusional,' claiming 'regime change has occurred' in Iran and that the strait is reopening, despite evidence to the contrary.
  • Trump is reportedly seeking an 'exit' from the conflict, shifting his messaging from reopening the strait to blaming allies for not participating in military action.
  • The hosts argue that this situation is a 'humiliating defeat' for US foreign policy, empowering Iran and undermining trust with allies.
  • Trump's focus on his presidential library's 'ballroom' details over war strategy highlights his self-aggrandizing priorities.

Insights

1Strait of Hormuz Closure and Economic Catastrophe

The Strait of Hormuz has seen shipping slow to a near standstill, with only a trickle of non-Iranian vessels passing through daily, often after paying Iran a 'toll.' This has reduced global oil flow through the strait from 20% to 1-2%, creating the 'biggest supply-side shock in modern times.' The immediate impact includes shortages and high prices in Asia, with analysts warning of oil reaching $200 a barrel globally.

Shipping through Hormuz slowed to 181 vessels in March 2026, down from 138 a day previously (). Oil prices are over $100 a barrel, with warnings of $200 (). The direct shock is hitting Asia, but is 'heading west' ().

2Administration's 'Delusional' Rhetoric and Ineffective Strategy

The Trump administration, particularly Secretary Pete Hegseth, is portrayed as detached from reality regarding the Hormuz crisis. Hegseth claims 'many more vessels' are flowing and that 'regime change has occurred' in Iran, despite facts on the ground. Trump himself acknowledged the futility of a purely military approach, stating that a 1% failure rate (one missile hitting a ship) is unacceptable for billion-dollar vessels, yet the administration continues to trumpet military capabilities.

Hegseth states, 'many more vessels flowing through today' () and 'regime change has occurred' (). Trump said, '1% is unacceptable because 1% is a missile going into the hull of a ship that cost a billion dollars' ().

3Trump's Blame-Shifting and Alliance Erosion

As the crisis deepens, Trump is seen as preparing to shift blame away from his administration. A 'truth post' explicitly tells countries like the UK to 'take it' (the Strait) themselves, accusing them of refusing to get involved in the 'decapitation of Iran.' This signals a renunciation of US culpability and a further acceleration of the 'destruction of the post-WWII order and alliance structure,' as allies like Japan and the Gulf States question US reliability.

Trump's 'truth post' states, 'All of those countries that can't get jet fuel because of the straight of Hormuz... buy from the US... Go to the straight and just take it. You'll have to start learning how to fight for yourself. The USA won't be there to help you anymore' (). Bill Crystal notes this accelerates 'destruction of the post-WWII World War II order and alliance structure' ().

4Political Consequences for Trump

The hosts predict severe political repercussions for Trump due to the war's economic impact and his handling of the crisis. Despite his attempts to blame allies, they believe voters will hold him accountable for starting the war and the resulting 'berserk' oil prices. His current low poll numbers are seen as connected to the ongoing conflict.

Bill Crystal asks, 'Don't you think [it's] disastrous for Trump politically too? I mean, I don't think these new low polls are totally unconnected from this war' (). Andrew Edgar adds, 'people are going to blame the president for this for the fact that he started this war and then oil prices went berserk' ().

Quotes

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"The disconnect between the actual facts on the ground and the actual crisis that that is that is engendering in real time right now and this insane sort of lacadasical totally divorced from reality way that the administration talks about it is I mean it's it's unbelievable. It's striking."

Andrew Edgar
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"I mean Iran will have established the principle that it can close the strait and not pay a massive price... Very very bad precedent to take to make uh to to establish."

Bill Crystal
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"The hard part is done. Go get your own oil. President Donald J. Trump."

Donald Trump (read by Andrew Edgar)
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"This has been kind of considered a core US interest now Trump doesn't seem to think it is... I think I think you're absolutely right to point to that his his wish to have a uh you know, someone to kick around to blame. And it's going to be the allies who are soon going to be our ex allies."

Bill Crystal

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