Clavicular Got A Nose Job on Stream - H3 After Dark #67
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Takeaways
- ❖The 'What's Your Stud Name?' trend showcases masculine lesbians' playful use of nicknames contrasting with their feminine birth names.
- ❖The SNL work environment is described as extremely stressful, leading to 'trauma bonding' among writers and performers.
- ❖Concerns were raised in Congress about Donald Trump's health and cognitive abilities following an eight-day public absence and past instances of him falling asleep in meetings.
- ❖Lena the Plug and Adam22's divorce announcement was met with Adam22's controversial social media post seeking new partners.
- ❖The 'Pee Pee Poo Poo Man' of Toronto, known for public fecal attacks, was re-arrested for sexual assault, indicating an escalation in his behavior.
- ❖Clavicular's live nose job on stream, performed by Dr. Miami, aimed to achieve a 'less feminized' and 'more refined' nose, reflecting problematic beauty standards.
- ❖Jenny Mollen's essay, 'Please Stay. I Want You. I Need You,' revealed deeply unsettling and possessive attitudes towards her sons, including a desire for them to marry women with dead mothers.
Insights
1The 'What's Your Stud Name?' Trend
A TikTok trend highlights masculine lesbians (studs) revealing their 'stud names' alongside their often traditionally feminine birth names. The humor and relatability come from the contrast and the bashful reactions to their real names.
The hosts watch several clips of women saying, 'What's your stud name?' followed by their chosen nickname, and then, 'What's your real name?' revealing names like Sarah, Kelly, Christina, and Britney. ()
2SNL's Stressful Work Culture
The environment at Saturday Night Live is characterized by immense pressure and long hours, leading to a 'trauma-bonded' staff. Skits are frequently cut even after full rehearsals, causing heartbreak for the creators.
The host mentions a friend who directs SNL digital shorts and describes the work environment as 'crazy' and 'stressful,' with productions starting 'from scratch every week.' The practice of cutting fully rehearsed skits is highlighted as 'horrible.' ()
3Speculation on Donald Trump's Health
Concerns were raised in Congress about Donald Trump's health and cognitive abilities after an eight-day public absence and prior hospital visits. Critics presented videos of him appearing to fall asleep during important meetings.
Representative Ted Lieu confronted Marco Rubio, stating, 'There's something wrong with Donald Trump's health or cognitive abilities.' Videos were shown of Trump appearing to sleep during meetings, which Rubio denied, claiming Trump 'doesn't sleep.' ()
4Lena the Plug and Adam22's Divorce & Controversial Content
Lena the Plug filed for divorce from Adam22, known for the 'No Jumper' podcast and their joint OnlyFans content featuring Lena having sex with other men. Adam22's immediate public response was a controversial tweet seeking new partners.
The hosts discuss Lena the Plug filing for divorce from Adam22, noting their fame grew from OnlyFans videos where Lena had sex with other men. Adam22's tweet, 'All black women who want to date me, please DM me. I will buy you a car,' is read aloud. ()
5The 'Pee Pee Poo Poo Man' Escalates Behavior
Samuel Opoku, known as Toronto's 'Pee Pee Poo Poo Man' for public fecal attacks in 2019, was re-arrested in 2024 for sexual assault and indecent exposure. This suggests an escalation from property damage/assault with a weapon to more severe, direct physical harm.
The hosts recount Opoku's 2019 attacks involving buckets of liquefied feces and his subsequent arrest. They then reveal his 2024 arrest for two counts of sexual assault and indecent exposure, noting the 'escalation' of his condition. ()
6Clavicular's Live-Streamed Nose Job and Problematic Beauty Standards
Internet personality Clavicular (Braden) underwent a rhinoplasty live on stream with Dr. Miami to achieve a 'less feminized' nose. The surgeon's explanation of 'standard beauty norms' revealed a preference for narrower, less bulbous, and more acute-angled noses, implicitly rooted in white-supremacist ideals.
Clavicular expresses a desire for a 'taller' nose and a 'less obtuse' (feminized) tip. Dr. Miami details how he will narrow the nose, reduce the 'bulbous' tip, and make the angle 'more acute,' aligning with 'standard beauty norms' that the hosts critique as 'Aryan race shit.' ()
7Jenny Mollen's 'Boy Mom' Essay and Emotional Incest
Jenny Mollen, Jason Biggs's wife, published an essay and Instagram post expressing possessive, misogynistic, and emotionally incestuous sentiments towards her sons. She wished for them to marry women with dead mothers and openly hated potential future partners, revealing a deep-seated insecurity and reliance on her children for validation.
Mollen's Instagram post shows her entangled with her son, captioned 'your eldest son will be the most toxic guy you ever date.' Her essay includes lines like, 'I only want my sons to marry women with dead mothers' and complaining a 12-year-old girl texting her son 'wasn't even hotter than me.' ()
Opportunities
H3 After Dark Merch: 'I Love Head'
A hat or shirt with 'I Love Head' on the front, implicitly referring to the podcast's 'H3 After Dark' (H3 AD) acronym, with a humorous or crude image of David (a crew member) on the back.
H3 After Dark Merch: 'ADH3'
Merchandise featuring the acronym 'ADH3' (After Dark H3), playing on the ADHD acronym, to represent the chaotic and energetic nature of the show.
H3 After Dark Merch: 'Be Cautious of David'
A shirt with 'Be Cautious of David' on the front, and on the back, a wall of firearms, with each gun named 'David.'
H3 After Dark Merch: 'Magic Castle' with David
A shirt featuring the Magic Castle with the text 'Don't burn this place down.' On the back, an image of David with the text 'Unless you're me.'
Lessons
- Critically evaluate 'beauty standards' presented by media and cosmetic surgeons, recognizing their potential roots in problematic ideologies.
- Be wary of online personalities and content creators who monetize their personal lives or controversial actions, as it often blurs ethical boundaries.
- Recognize and address emotionally unhealthy parenting dynamics, such as 'emotional incest,' to foster independent and well-adjusted children.
Notable Moments
The hosts and crew participate in the 'You Shaved Your Bush' acting challenge, delivering the phrase with various emotions like 'scared,' 'high,' 'crying,' and 'wagwan.'
This segment showcases the podcast's lighthearted, improvisational, and often crude humor, engaging the hosts and crew in a viral internet challenge.
Harley shares a personal anecdote about his sister secretly working and saving money while pretending to attend college, surprising their family.
This story provides a humorous and relatable insight into family dynamics and personal independence, contrasting with the 'boy mom' discussion.
Harley recounts the 'Poop Gate' incident involving the Dave Matthews Band tour bus dumping 800 lbs of human waste onto a Chicago tour boat.
This bizarre true story serves as a shocking and disgusting anecdote, highlighting extreme instances of public sanitation failures and their consequences.
Quotes
"I mean, for me, cuz I had I didn't even drink at all in high school, like at all. Uh cuz I was like a theater kid. So, I hung out with all the nerds and we'd be at school till like 10 o'clock at night. So when I went to college, I mean, I I definitely drank the most I've drank in my life, but I remember going to bars that just they you could get in with your college ID and then just drink 18, 19 years old."
"Instead of holding North Korean style cabinet meetings where everyone goes around the room kissing Donald Trump's ass, I'm going to ask you to come clean with the American people and the White House as well. There's something wrong with Donald Trump's health or cognitive abilities."
"You may not like his policies. You may not like the decisions he's made, but I assure you, this is not a president that sleeps or is cognitively impaired in any way, shape, or form. In fact, is incredibly active."
"If your nose is too wide, you are less attractive and it is white people who have the narrower noses. Right? So all these beauty standards are rooted in white supremacy as you'll see. smaller, thinner noses."
"Call me oldfashioned, but I only want my sons to marry women with dead mothers. It's my only shot at staying relevant, of seeming useful, and of winning by comparison."
"I pray that at least one of them is gay."
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