Stavvy's World #169 - Eric Andre | Full Episode

Eric Andre recounts a 'couples massage' in Taipei, which was presented as a normal cultural activity to wind down after drinking. Despite being in a room with his girlfriend and separated only by a thin curtain, his male masseur began to perform oral sex on him. This incident led to a 'homosexual awakening' for Andre, who was surprised by the unexpected sexual service in what appeared to be a legitimate, non-brothelesque establishment.

Eric Andre details the experience, including the masseur's actions and his own reaction, stating, 'He gets two sucks in. And I've never been jerked off by a guy, let alone get a [__]. So I'm like, 'No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.' Like it was like too much for me at one.'

A caller describes her husband boycotting sex for nine months because she no longer wants anal sex after childbirth, despite his preference for it in a 'misogynistic kind of way.' The hosts emphasize that this indicates severe relationship problems beyond communication issues, suggesting the husband's behavior is manipulative and a form of sexual dictatorship.

Stavvy states, 'Your communication issues aren't the problem if your husband won't have sex with you at all unless he gets to [__] your ass. That's wild.' Eric Andre adds, 'This sounds like a relationship riddled with problems.'

A caller expresses regret over breaking up with a supportive girlfriend who has since 'glowed up' and is appearing in local commercials. The hosts, referencing attachment theory, explain that this pining for an ex, especially one who is now seemingly 'doing better,' can be a form of 'avoidant attachment' where one fantasizes about an impossible past to avoid current relationship issues. They advise the caller to stop keeping tabs on her and focus on his current life and therapy.

Kimmy (producer) explains, 'People with guys with a well maybe any gender with a avoidant attachment, you'll kind of fantasize about your ex. You'll forget all the shitty reasons why you guys broke up, and you'll fantasize, oh, I should get out of my current relationship. I should get back with my ex. It's a it's a it's an avoidance, you know.'

A caller who won a lawsuit (between $10k-$50k) is asked by her boyfriend to fund his trip to Brazil for plastic surgery, including a 'one-inch lift all around' and possibly penile enhancement, due to his body image issues. The hosts vehemently oppose this, calling the boyfriend selfish and pathetic, and highlighting the caller's low self-esteem for even considering it. They stress that the money is hers to use as she wishes, not for his 'yassification' on her dime.

Stavvy exclaims, 'His girl wins a lawsuit and he wants his dreams to come true. And third, his dreams are pathetic. He's a [__] weird [__] if you ask me, dude.' Eric Andre adds, 'Hold on to that money. I don't know what happened to get the money. Hold on to what the boyfriend scoop. It is not his money. It's your money, girl.'

Eric Andre highly recommends Vietnam as a retirement spot, citing its friendly, confident people (due to overthrowing imperial powers), excellent food, beautiful women, great music, exotic fruit, and superior coffee. He describes it as a place where one can easily get around on a moped and enjoy a vibrant culture.

Eric Andre states, 'Oh god, Vietnam, man. I had the best time of my life in that country. Makes sense. You go there, everybody's nice cuz they overthrew France and they overthrew the USA. They're [__] confident. They're like, 'We beat two imperial, two of the harshest, hardest imperialist powers. We overthrew you, mother. We [__] them up. They're cool. Best food, beautiful women, great music. You get a little moped. You can order whippets from an old guy in a moped that just comes up in like a tank. They love cocktails. They got exotic fruit. The best coffee.'