Caveman ADHD | Ep 309 | Bad Friends
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Summary
Takeaways
- ❖Michael Jackson's chimpanzee, Bubbles, is alive and residing in a Florida sanctuary at 42 years old.
- ❖The recently unsealed Epstein files reportedly contain emails mentioning specific comedians and using 'pizza' as code for illicit activities.
- ❖Bobby Lee admits to playing video games like Starfield until 9 AM, acknowledging it negatively affects his relationships.
- ❖Andrew Santino recounts a bizarre, three-fingered hand squeeze from Steven Tyler and a missed meeting with Catherine O'Hara.
- ❖A comedic role-play explores how cavemen would express depression or ADHD without modern language or medication.
Insights
1Epstein Files and Comedian Mentions
The hosts discuss the unsealed Epstein files, noting that emails reportedly mentioned specific comedians like David Tell, Big Jay Oakerson, and Russ Man in connection to a comedy show lineup. They also highlight the frequent use of 'pizza' as a code word in the documents, suggesting a validation of the 'pizza gate' conspiracy theory, which they previously dismissed.
Santino mentions talking to D. Rosa about the list, stating Epstein emailed constituents about a Comedy Cellar lineup including Lewis J. Gomez, David Tell, Russ Man, Sabrina Jalees, and Jay Oakerson. They found a screenshot confirming 'Comedians in the Epstein list' and the phrase 'mention a pizza a thousand times in Epstein file. Doc's reveal.'
2Bobby Lee's Video Game Addiction
Bobby Lee openly discusses his intense video game habit, playing titles like Starfield and Ratchet & Clank until 9 AM. He acknowledges that this behavior is detrimental to his relationships and circadian rhythm, despite Santino's urging to engage in more real-world activities.
Bobby states, 'I've been playing video games till 9 in the morning and I woke up 45 minutes before I got here.' He later adds, 'I think it's destroyed every fucking relationship I've ever had.'
3The 'Jimmy O's' Suit Store for Shorter Men
The hosts humorously discuss a real-life suit store called 'Jimmy O's' specifically for men 5'8" and under. They list several celebrity clients, including Al Pacino, Danny DeVito, Seth Green, David Spade, and Bobby Lee himself, highlighting the niche market and the relief shorter men feel finding clothes that fit.
They Google 'Little People's Suit store' and find 'Jimmy O's for men in 5'8 and under,' listing clients like Martin Sheen, Al Pacino, Danny DeVito, Seth Green, Jason Alexander, David Spade, and Bobby Lee.
Notable Moments
Discussion about Michael Jackson's chimp, Bubbles, and his current life in a sanctuary.
Provides a humorous and unexpected update on a pop culture figure, leading to comedic speculation about animal trauma.
Andrew Santino's story about Catherine O'Hara attending his improv show and leaving immediately after.
A relatable comedic anecdote about a celebrity encounter that was almost, but not quite, a personal connection, highlighting the awkwardness of fame.
Bobby Lee's account of Steven Tyler's unusual three-fingered hand squeeze.
A bizarre and memorable celebrity interaction that underscores the unique behaviors of rock stars.
Humorous role-play of cavemen attempting to communicate complex emotions like depression or ADHD.
Showcases the hosts' improvisational comedy skills and offers a lighthearted perspective on the origins of language and mental health challenges.
Discussion and visual of a '50ft door-like cave' found in Kazakhstan, resembling a 'Lord of the Rings' entrance.
Sparks a fantastical and conspiratorial discussion, blending real-world discovery with pop culture references and imaginative scenarios.
A door guy at the Comedy Store asking Andrew Santino to discuss Jesus Christ.
A genuinely awkward and unexpected social interaction in a professional setting, leading to a comedic debate on how to handle such propositions.
Quotes
"If you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior right before you died... or in limbo, you can do it too."
"What did caveman do without medication back in the day? Like if you had like ADHD, you know what I mean? Looked around a lot."
"I'm 205 right now. I'm too fat for my old suit."
"I think it's destroyed every fucking relationship I've ever had."
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