Buy My Thing!

Markiplier was invited to the Oscars but, due to an overly solicitous escort, was guided through a series of side doors and corridors, completely missing the main red carpet experience. This was despite his attempts to wait in line, as staff insisted on giving him 'special care'.

Mark's detailed, illustrated explanation of the Oscar layout, security checkpoints, and the 'special path' he was directed through by staff who knew his name and were told to 'take really good care' of him.

Entry to the Oscars involved multiple, stringent security checkpoints, including full-block drives, trunk and hood inspections, bomb-sniffing dogs, and visible snipers on rooftops. This created a highly controlled and somewhat intimidating environment.

Mark describes driving through checkpoints with police, snipers on vehicles, and dogs sniffing cars.

The game involves one host pitching a randomly assigned item to Wade. The next host then spins for their item and rebuts the first pitch, trying to convince Wade to buy their item instead. The first host gets a final rebuttal, and Wade decides which item to 'buy'. Special rules, like 'no verbs', can be introduced.

Wade explains the rules of the game, including the spinning wheel, pitches, rebuttals, and the final decision.

The game's first round featured Bob pitching 'shoes' to protect against pet waste, and Mark countering with 'beans' as a depression-era survival food. The second round involved Mark pitching an '8-burner Range Master 9000' and Bob countering with a '9-oven Oven Master 9001' with a 'secret ninth dick oven'.

Bob's pitch for 'shoes' to avoid cat poop (28:00 - 29:58) and Mark's counter-pitch for 'beans' (30:31 - 31:47). Mark's pitch for the 'Range Master 9000' (37:17 - 38:48) and Bob's counter for the 'Oven Master 9001' (40:19 - 41:32).