Reading Crew Reddit Stories For Smosh Hospital!

The upcoming live show is a dramatic medical series where each doctor role is played by two actors. If an actor breaks character or forgets a line, they are swapped out. All patient scenarios and surgeries are completely improvised, contrasting with the fully scripted "Smosh the Sitcom" from two years prior.

The premise of it is that every character is played by two actors and whenever one of them breaks or forgets a line or messes up they swap out with the other actor... all of the patients and every surgery will be completely improvised.

The main roles and their dual actors are: Nurse O'Connell (Courtney and Shane), Dr. Edward Condo (Ian and Angela), Dr. Dora Boon (Tommy and Arasha), and Dr. Mike Green (Olivia and Trevor). Other cast members play improvised patients and chaotic characters.

We have Nurse O'Connell... played by Courtney and myself. Dr. Edward Condo is played by Ian and Angela. Dr. Dora Boon... played by Tommy and Arasha. And we have Dr. Mike Green... played by Olivia and Trevor. And everybody else is being patients and improvised characters.

Smosh offered escalating rewards for "Smosh Hospital" ticket sales during the live stream: 500 tickets unlocked a fan vote for a "try not to laugh" prop (puppet won); 750 tickets meant a new person read Reddit stories (Amanda); 1,000 tickets allowed voting on the next battle bracket theme ("Daddy's" won); 1,500 tickets secured Angela a birthday "try not to laugh"; and 2,000 tickets guaranteed a hide-and-seek in a new location.

If we sell 500 tickets... you guys will get to vote on a try not to laugh prop... 750 tickets... someone else will sit in this spot and read me a Reddit... A thousand tickets sold. You guys will get to vote on what the next battle bracket will be... 1,500 tickets. We give Angela a birthday try not to laugh... 2,000 tickets... we do hide and seek in a new location.

Smosh front desk worker Sarah recounted a terrifying high school experience in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Defying chaperones, she and friends walked to McDonald's, where two men in a pickup truck with beer cans offered them a ride. Sarah had a sudden realization and yelled for her friends to get out of the truck just before the men drove away.

"I almost got taken at a McDonald's in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania." She saw "beer cans scattered on the ground." Something in her brain clicked and she yelled, "We need to get out of this truck."

An anonymous confession detailed a roommate's bizarre plan to collect semen in a yogurt cup, stored in the freezer for months, as a birthday gift to his boyfriend for a sexual fantasy. The cup moved with them to a new apartment and remained in the freezer for over a year after the couple broke up, becoming a persistent, unsettling presence.

He starts telling me to not touch the yogurt cup that's in the freezer. He goes on to explain how the boyfriend's birthday is in a few months and he has always had a sexual fantasy of being covered in semen. So, as a birthday gift, he wanted to fulfill that fantasy on his own and was storing his jizz in this yogurt cup... A month later, we ended up moving... and the yogurt jizz came with us... a year later, I was hosting a friend... and noticed the yogurt cup was still there.

An anonymous person shared a story from a New York bar where an obnoxious lawyer was harassing her. To avoid confrontation, she claimed to be "half deaf" due to concerts. The lawyer took it literally and started signing, forcing her to continue the charade by claiming she never learned ASL and feigning hearing issues in different ears, highlighting the lengths women go to avoid uncomfortable situations.

He asked, "Hello, are you ignoring me?"... I responded with, "Sorry, I'm like half deaf." I was not prepared for him to take that literally, which he clearly did because he started signing at me... I lied and said I never learned how to sign because, like I said, I'm only half deaf. After that, he followed me around all night... I created a fun game where anytime he spoke to me, I'd ask him to repeat himself into my good ear, frequently switching which ear exactly that was.

Smosh crew member Bailey confessed her cat sharted all over her work laptop screen and keyboard during a work-from-home day, leaving a vile smell despite cleaning. She expressed concern for any future employee who might inherit the laptop.

My cat sharted on my work laptop... she had apparently sharted all over the screen and keyboard. There was literally poop spray everywhere and it smelled absolutely vile. I had to scrub the poop off the laptop and even then I could still smell the poop smell.

A friend recounted how another friend brazenly asked her to use her retired Disney employee mom's lifetime pass to get three people into Disneyland for free, including herself and her best friend for his birthday. The friend also expected the pass holder to take their pictures, revealing a lack of consideration that led to the end of their friendship.

My mom recently retired from Disney and she received a lifetime main entrance pass. This pass allows her to get herself plus three other people into Disney parks for free... She explained that her best friend's birthday was coming up... they decided that they would be willing to let me tag along as long as my mom would be able to get them in for free. Along with this, she said they would be killing two birds with one stone because I would also be able to take pictures of them at the park. Lucky me.