Recording Scary Delivery Driver Stories! -- (Proving I'm not AI)

A female Uber Eats driver, Hillary, experienced 'bone prickles' while delivering to a desolate, rundown neighborhood. After a confusing interaction with a seemingly stoned customer who kept her waiting, she discovered a man with a 'weird knife' (later identified as a fish knife) hiding in her back seat. She drove to a gas station and fled, and the man escaped into a forested area. Police found the knife, but the residents denied knowing him, leading Hillary to always lock her car and check the back seat.

I saw the lights of a gas station. I kept my speed normal and I didn't allow myself to react at all. And then moments before I reached the turning into the gas station, I shot forward, screeched into the parking lot, leapt out of my car, and then ran into that gas station. ... An absolutely ridiculously tall man was kind of unfolding himself from my back seat and we watched as he fled into the darkness of the night. ... They did, in fact, find a knife nearby. Apparently, it was some kind of fish knife for sushi, but it had nothing on it.

A postwoman on a rural route was tasked with collecting a package from the reclusive 'Farmer McKay.' She found the package leaking a 'disgusting, foul-smelling liquid' in an outhouse. Upon closer inspection, the package contained 'rotting, liquefying organs,' including what she believed to be a human spine and a 'fresher' eyeball. McKay's grandson later explained that McKay had been taken away by doctors for erratic behavior, and never sent packages. The postwoman then saw a barn filled with melted, festering animal corpses, suggesting McKay was attempting to mail his own animals.

I noticed that the parcel was leaking. Real disgusting, foul smelling liquid dripping out of the bottom of the box. ... I was sure that I could make out part of a human spine among the gore. An eyeball winked out at me, clearly fresher than some of the other unspecified parts that covered me. ... In the barn, Farmer McKay had piled what were presumably all of his animals. I couldn't make out which species they were. They'd all melted into one festering, incernible pile of corpses.

A high school bicycle courier for 'Soul Pizza' was ambushed by four masked men, drugged, and held in a carpeted basement for three days, fed pizza from a rival restaurant. He woke up outside his workplace, which was boarded up with crime scene tape. A police sergeant hinted that his employers were 'not good people' and that his older brother, a vice cop, might have arranged the kidnapping to keep him safe from a police raid on the pizza joint.

I don't react when the four masked men come bursting out of the back of the van and just full body snatch me off of my bike... One of the guys had shot me up with something and it only took her a minute or two before I was fully out. ... I woke up in what appeared to be a basement. ... I spent the next 3 days in that basement... It was pizza. Every meal was pizza. ... My old place of employment was now boarded up with crime scene tape... The desk sergeant... told me that I should count myself lucky because the people I worked for... were not good people at all. ... He asked me to pass his regards to my much older brother who himself was a cop working vice at another department.

A college student, known for stealing Amazon packages as part of fraternity hazing, attempted to steal a large package. The package 'exploded,' burning his face and scorching his polyester hoodie to his skin. Masked men then emerged from bushes, beat him, and lectured him about being a 'thief' and 'everything wrong with America.' He suffered a shattered eye socket, a permanent limp, and a shattered arm. This incident led him to abandon the fraternity and seek a quieter life.

I grasped the package with both hands and yanked it backwards. It exploded. ... It burned my face and scorched my hoodie, the polyester, right to my skin. ... a group of masked men waiting for me to try to steal that package. ... They were yelling at me for being a thief, a scum, a criminal. ... I can't say I deserved the shattered eye socket or the permanent limp or the shattered arm that required a metal rod to hold it together.

A long-haul trucker, 'Ironhide,' heard strange noises from his trailer. Upon pulling over and investigating, he found an 'absolutely deranged elderly woman' in torn clothes, wielding his X-acto knife. She shoved him, swiped at him, then got into his cab, ate his hot dog and slushie, and fell asleep. The trucker locked her in and called the police. She was incoherent and seemingly didn't speak English. He later realized she must have snuck into his trailer six hours earlier during cargo loading.

An absolutely deranged elderly woman came leaping out. She was wearing torn up jeans and a absolutely filthy bra. ... In her hand, she was gripping my Xacto knife... She shoved me onto my ass so hard... she swiped at me with that X-acto knife... the old woman was sitting in the driver's seat, munching away on my second hot dog, and a look of pure bliss is on her face. ... she must have snuck in when I originally loaded the cargo, which meant that she'd been back there for a good 6 hours before I caught her.

In the 1960s, an 8-year-old paperboy (the host's father) was invited into an old woman's house for a drink, with a vague promise of a tip. He woke up tied to a dining chair, with the naked old woman rambling about 'craving a man's touch.' The boy, horrified, managed to squeeze out of the knots and escape. The grocery store owner, his employer, then offered him $10 (a significant sum at the time) to keep quiet about the incident and not deliver to her house again, which the boy accepted.

She invited him in for a drink and a vague insinuation that there would be a financial reward for following that... he suddenly is waking up tied to a dining room chair, and the old woman is covering in front of him, naked as the day she was born, rambling about how she'd been craving a man's touch. ... he's able to squeeze his way out of the pathetic knots... Dad manages to pull himself free... The owner took him aside... offered him $10... to keep quiet about the whole ordeal.

A college student received an unexpected pizza delivery. The delivery driver hurled a searing hot pizza in his face, then kicked him in the nuts, yelling, 'This is for my mother, you scum suck psycho.' The driver then realized he was at the 'wrong address,' apologized, and fled, having previously driven over the victim's mailbox. The victim called the pizza place, and a young female employee begged him not to call the police, offering free pizzas for life. The victim, a broke college student, accepted the offer, rationalizing that he could sympathize if the driver's mother had been seriously wronged.

The guy just looks at me, removes the hot pizza from his bag, and then hurls the entire pie straight in my face. ... the delivery driver aims a swift, hefty kick straight between my legs, kicking me square in the nuts. ... 'This is for my mother, you scum suck psycho.' ... he sort of croaks and squeaks and then says, 'Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. I I've come to this wrong address. I'm so sorry.' ... The girl in the other end of the line... starts begging me not to call the cops and apologizing over and over... if I promise not to call the cops, my next three pizzas will be free and then I can order another free pizza every 6 months.