Ethan Is Completely Unmotivated Before His Pro Day Vs. Mintzy | The Yak 3-3-26

The upcoming competition between Mincy and Ethan will feature 16 events, including returning classics like "taping items to a wall" and new additions like "human curling." The stakes are high: the winner receives a $10,000 entry into the World Series of Poker, while the loser must sleep underneath the winner's mattress for six to seven days. Clemer will serve as the head referee.

We're on the eve of Mincy Pro Day part three tomorrow. The boys are in the building. Ethan is here... the loser is going to have to sleep underneath the winner losers mattress... the winner will get the prize of sleeping... their World Series poker... paid for 10 grand prize. (03:53-04:51), We have 16 events. Awesome events. Some old school ones that we're bringing back. Some new ones... taping items to a wall... flag football one v one... Human curling is going to be a new event... Clemer will be here. He'll be the head referee. (10:27-12:04)

Ethan, the 25-year-old competitor, openly acknowledges his complete lack of motivation, living at home with his parents and earning money primarily through dog-sitting for his uncle. He admits his "dream job" at Barstool Sports was appealing because it involved "doing nothing and getting a check," and he couldn't commit to actual work.

I don't think I've ever met someone who has such a lack of motivation, but also fully admits it. Zero... My parents call me their roommate... 25. Quarter of a century... Is it fair to say at some point Barto was your dream job? Yeah... Doing nothing and getting a check, man. (56:24-59:24)

Jersey Jerry attempted to read the children's book "The Big Cheese" to his son's kindergarten class but struggled immensely with complex words like "inexplicably" and "indignity," leading to a "full-blown meltdown" and teachers giggling. He resorted to skipping pages, making the story incoherent.

Did you guys see uh Jersey Jerry? He's gonna he's I told him that he can come on at the end of the show and have a little redemption. But did you see what happened to him yesterday? ... He went to read to his uh kids kindergarten class and uh got tripped up pretty bad by the book... Had a full-blown meltdown in the class. I had to regain multiple times. Teachers were giggling in the back. Kids were just not locked in whatsoever. (39:32-41:00), inexplicably... indignity. (41:22-41:30), I was skipping pages just to try to get through the book. (33:08-33:13)

A viral tweet claiming "the coolest thing a man can do is be a cat dad" sparks a discussion, with Kate agreeing that it adds an intriguing, unexpected layer to a man's personality, contrasting it with the "generic" dog dad.

The thing a man can do is be a cat dad. I saw I saw that tweet last night and I bookmarked it cuz I wanted to say it out loud to you... If a dude is cool and hot and then he like casually without rubbing it in your face has a cat that he's a good cat dad of, that is hot... But a dog a dog dad is like, it's very generic. Everyone's Everyone does that. A cat dad. Woo. You are a Ladies like to be intrigued. (26:47-27:39)

Nick, Eddie, and another host are participating in "Doug Doug," a food challenge where they must order and eat whatever the person in front of them orders at various restaurants, with no modifications allowed. Eddie, a notoriously picky eater who dislikes pickles and mustard, faces a significant challenge.

And then we got the Dug Dug tonight... Nick, Eddie, and I are doing the longest day of our lives... Nicki Nick obviously has his gluten which he's going to power through. Oh yeah. Eddie was like I don't eat pickles or mustard. I was like, 'Okay, dude, but we're going to have to eat everything.'... We cannot change anything. I don't think you can modify. No. Whatever the person in front of us orders, we order. (12:34-15:02)