Patreon Episode: Foley's Fashion Show! | Are You Garbage (FULL)
Quick Read
Summary
Takeaways
- ❖H. Foley was surprised with new clothes from DXL, including a "True Nation" jacket, polos, t-shirts, and Levi's jeans, to update his "old" style.
- ❖The total cost of Foley's new wardrobe was approximately $669.
- ❖Kevin Ryan faced a series of mishaps, including gridlock traffic, a dead laptop, and a coffee spill, while rushing to make a critical sponsor call.
- ❖The Beats by Dre sale to Apple, which made Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine billionaires, was nearly compromised by Tyrese Gibson's early social media announcement.
- ❖Foley's DMV visit for a Real ID was marked by lateness, a forgotten wallet, and incorrect form-filling, despite assistance.
- ❖Foley admits to procrastinating on tasks like laundry and calling American Express about his bill.
Insights
1H. Foley's Surprise DXL Fashion Intervention
Kevin Ryan and producer Lucas orchestrated a surprise wardrobe update for H. Foley, purchasing new clothes from DXL. Foley, known for his unchanging and often "old" style (e.g., "snow camo shirt"), was presented with items like a "True Nation" jacket, various polos, t-shirts, and "athletic taper" Levi's jeans. The total cost of this unsolicited fashion overhaul was estimated at $669, with Foley expressing discomfort with some items, particularly polos, which he felt made him look like he "worked somewhere."
We went out and got you gear. You're a pretty little woman. () I've never really changed my style, have I? Nope. And that's what we're doing today. () Total haul? Probably about $6700. Yeah. What was it? Whoa. You're good. I shop there. I'm a magician. () I don't need new jeans. These are great. () I don't wear That's not my style. You don't have a style. ()
2Kevin Ryan's Chaotic Sponsor Call Mishap
Kevin Ryan recounted a morning filled with escalating logistical failures while trying to make a crucial sponsor call. He was notified of the call only 10 minutes before it started while stuck in Midtown tunnel traffic, realizing the scheduled time was earlier than he thought. His laptop was dead, and a coffee spill subsequently rendered it unchargeable. This forced him to abandon his Uber and "power walk" then "run" through New York City in jeans and a backpack to reach the studio, ultimately having to use Lucas's computer for the call.
I thought the call was at noon. () I get a ding in the Midtown tunnel. You got to call in 10 minutes. () Open up my computer. It's dead. () The coffee from my travel mug... have spilled out, landed in the charging ports, and this is now all soaked. Now it won't ch the computer won't charge. () I start running and I'm going what the kind of life I'm running through the city in jeans and a backpack. ()
3The Near-Fumbled Beats by Dre Acquisition
Kevin Ryan recounts how Tyrese Gibson almost sabotaged the multi-billion dollar sale of Beats by Dre to Apple. After Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine had finalized the deal, Tyrese prematurely announced it on Instagram Live while celebrating, before the official public announcement and legal due diligence were complete. This act of "going public" too early could have caused Apple to cancel the deal, as such transactions require strict confidentiality to prevent competitors from reacting or to avoid regulatory complications.
YOU'RE LIKE WHEN TYRESE went public and almost blew the Apple deal with Beats... He gets on Instagram live and he's like, 'Yeah, we billionaires out here.' They almost fumbled the deal... It made him and Jimmy I billionaires. Like they each made hundreds of millions of dollars from it. But they go back to you screwing the pooch. That's what he did. And they almost cuz they they couldn't go public yet. That's how those billion dollar deals go through. They don't just like start tweeting it... Shut up till the ink's dry and we can move forward. (, )
4H. Foley's Disorganized DMV Experience
H. Foley detailed his chaotic attempt to obtain a Real ID, a process he had procrastinated on. Despite the assistance of Ryan D., who set the appointment, handled paperwork, and even provided breakfast, Foley arrived 20 minutes late, incorrectly filled out forms (e.g., writing his first name in the last name field), and forgot his wallet, requiring Ryan D. to pay the $12.50 fee. His Uber driver also made an unscheduled stop to urinate during the trip.
I had to get my real ID so I could travel the country. Not with my passport like a loser... I did drag my feet on... Henry comes to the appointment 20 minutes late. Had me sign in late... I didn't put my middle name. I everything up... I didn't have the 1250, so Ryan had to spot me on that... I didn't have my wallet with me... Uber driver was real chatty... he had to take a leak. So, we stopped somewhere in Tribeca and he went out and took a piss. (, , , , , )
Bottom Line
The DXL employee discount for large and tall clothing could be a significant perk for individuals in that demographic, potentially saving "couple hundred bucks a year."
For DXL, this is a direct incentive for employees to embody the brand and save money on necessary clothing. For potential employees, it's a tangible financial benefit.
Companies catering to specific demographics (e.g., plus-size, niche hobbies) could leverage employee discounts as a strong recruitment and retention tool, especially if the products are essential or highly desired by that group.
Opportunities
Weekend Gig at DXL for Clothing Discounts
For individuals who frequently purchase clothing from DXL (or similar niche retailers), taking a part-time weekend job could offer significant employee discounts, potentially saving hundreds of dollars annually. This could be a practical "side hustle" purely for the benefit of reduced personal expenses rather than primary income.
Key Concepts
Due Diligence & Confidentiality in M&A
The story of Tyrese Gibson almost derailing the Beats by Dre acquisition illustrates the critical importance of confidentiality and strict communication protocols during high-value mergers and acquisitions. Premature public announcements can alert competitors, complicate legal processes, and even jeopardize the entire deal by changing market perceptions or regulatory scrutiny.
The "Human Element" in Professionalism
Kevin Ryan's frantic rush to a sponsor call, complete with traffic, a dead laptop, and a coffee spill, highlights that even in professional contexts, personal logistical challenges and human error are inevitable. It underscores the need for adaptability and resilience when unexpected issues arise, even if it means a chaotic dash through the city.
Lessons
- Always double-check meeting times and ensure your devices are charged, especially for critical business calls.
- Prioritize essential personal administrative tasks like renewing IDs to avoid last-minute stress and complications.
- Maintain strict confidentiality regarding high-stakes business deals until official announcements are made to prevent jeopardizing the transaction.
- Consider the long-term financial benefits of employee discounts when evaluating part-time work, particularly for niche retail needs.
Notable Moments
H. Foley's DXL Fashion Show
The hosts surprise Foley with a complete wardrobe overhaul from DXL, leading to a humorous segment where he tries on new, unfamiliar styles, including a "Guido" shirt and polos he dislikes. This segment provides comedic relief and highlights the hosts' dynamic, with Kevin and Lucas attempting to "class up" Foley, who is resistant to changing his established, comfortable style.
Kevin Ryan's Sprint to a Sponsor Call
Kevin recounts his frantic dash through New York City traffic, dealing with a dead laptop and a coffee spill, all to make a crucial sponsor call on time. It's a relatable and humorous tale of modern professional chaos, showcasing the unexpected challenges that can arise in daily work life, even for podcast hosts.
Quotes
"I've never really changed my style, have I? Nope. And that's what we're doing today."
"I don't around with that either. They like charging interest. Capital One. It's like a drunk at Christmas."
"YOU'RE LIKE WHEN TYRESE went public and almost blew the Apple deal with Beats."
"Shut up till the ink's dry and we can move forward."
"I didn't have my wallet with me. Yeah, but you went down to get a new ID without your wallet. What the is wrong with you?"
Q&A
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