Disney Adults w/ Brendan Sagalow! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Summary
Takeaways
- ❖Brendan Sagalow has a tattoo of his best friend Jacob's name, who is still alive and healthy, on his arm.
- ❖He curates a yearly 'masturbation compilation' playlist that includes Disney soundtracks (like Hercules) and Broadway show tunes (like Book of Mormon).
- ❖Sagalow primarily consumes music by watching YouTube music videos, even while driving (when his license isn't suspended).
- ❖His first concert as an adult was a Viva La Bam tour featuring gothic metal bands, attended at age 13.
- ❖He was demoted from a bowling alley party host to a janitor at age 14 for not cleaning up after parties.
- ❖Sagalow's divorced parents, along with him and his sister (both nearly 40), still participate in an annual Easter egg hunt with money prizes.
- ❖He admitted to an accidental 'happy ending' massage experience in Astoria, New York, where he initially sought a legitimate massage.
Notable Moments
Brendan Sagalow reveals he has his best friend Jacob's name tattooed on his arm, despite Jacob being alive and well, and Jacob not having a reciprocal tattoo.
This moment highlights Sagalow's deep, if unusual, loyalty and a significant 'garbage' trait according to the hosts, revealing a surprising personal detail from his youth.
Sagalow describes his annual tradition of creating a 'masturbation compilation' playlist, which prominently features Disney and Broadway musical songs.
This reveals a highly idiosyncratic and comedic aspect of his personal life and music taste, further solidifying his 'Disney adult' status in the hosts' eyes.
Sagalow recounts his first job as a party host at a bowling alley, where he was demoted to janitor for not cleaning and witnessed his manager get fired for strangling a coworker.
This story paints a vivid picture of his early work experiences and the 'garbage' environment he grew up in, providing context for his comedic persona.
He shares the ongoing family tradition of an Easter egg hunt with his divorced parents and sister, where his father flies up from Florida to hide money-filled eggs.
This moment showcases a deeply personal and unconventional family dynamic, illustrating a 'garbage' yet endearing tradition that Sagalow struggles to end.
Sagalow details an experience where he accidentally received a 'happy ending' massage after seeking a legitimate one in Astoria, describing the tell-tale signs he missed.
This story is a peak 'garbage' moment, full of self-deprecating humor and a candid, slightly uncomfortable, admission that perfectly fits the podcast's theme.
Quotes
"I like I'm an adult. I'm I'm a dis I like Disney and I'm 35."
"I don't really brag about it or anything like that to be honest. I mean uh so I would go visit I you know bunch of my friends went to the same college including uh Bingmpington University."
"My mom was like, it's the only thing your dad ever asks you for. And I'm like, okay."
"I went in there paper and I got a Yeah, I got and I got a hand job for the first time ever."
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