Being Dragged By A Boat | The Basement Yard #560

Joe vividly recounts numerous embarrassing childhood experiences while lake tubing, where the force of the water would consistently pull down his swim trunks. He describes being 'dragged by the boat' with his 'raw dick getting beat up by the waves,' and his 'balls getting mashed,' highlighting the chaotic and often painful fun of the activity.

Joe states, 'Bro, my dick was dragging against the the surface of that water. Yo, I'm not kidding. And his dad was driving the boat and I'm hanging off the back and my pants just like immediately shot to my ankles and my raw dick is getting beat up by the waves.' He later adds, 'My balls have gotten mashed, too, bro.'

The hosts explain the concept of a filibuster in the U.S. Senate as a tactic to prolong a vote by talking endlessly, sometimes even reading Dr. Seuss books. They characterize it as a 'stupid and childish' way to delay legislative action, driven by a desire to prevent votes from going against them.

Frank explains, 'if they want to basically prolong a vote, they will do something called a filibuster where they will not relinquish their time and they'll literally stop they'll talk unbroken until people finally give in.' Joe calls it 'What a stupid and childish thing.'

Frank highlights the severe negative impact of online bullying on celebrities, particularly within divided fandoms like Star Wars. He cites the cases of Jake Lloyd (young Anakin Skywalker) and Kelly Marie Tran, whose lives and mental health were significantly affected by relentless online harassment from fans.

Frank states, 'people have been bullied out of the dude that played young Anakin Skywalker, Jake Lloyd, like his life was [__] ruined because of the division of Star Wars fans.' He adds, 'Kelly Marie Tran was like in the most recent Star Wars trilogy, she was basically bullied into like' quitting social media.

The hosts react with a mix of disgust and morbid curiosity to the news that scientists successfully extracted yeast from a 5,400-year-old mummy's stomach to bake 'good bread.' This sparks a lengthy, crude, and humorous hypothetical discussion about creating and consuming 'mummy dick beer' or 'ball beer,' questioning the ethical and palatability limits of such endeavors.

Frank introduces the topic: 'scientists turn turned yeast from the stomach of an old mummy into bread?' Joe asks, 'Is that a violation of the mummy?' and later, 'I would drink a mummy's dick beer, wouldn't you?'