Stavvy's World #167 - Marie Faustin and Alex English | Full Episode
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Summary
Takeaways
- ❖If a roommate steals your prescription hormones, confront them directly and consider the relationship's viability.
- ❖Do not expect financial handouts from friends, even if they are set to inherit wealth; focus on your own financial stability.
- ❖Sexual reciprocity is fundamental in a relationship; if a partner consistently refuses, it's a significant red flag.
- ❖Embrace unique personal traits like an accent with confidence; some people will find it endearing.
- ❖Corny communication can be a major 'ick'; address it or reconsider the relationship if it's a deal-breaker.
- ❖Avoid pursuing past flings who have clearly moved on; prioritize self-respect over lingering hope.
Insights
1Addressing Roommate Theft of Prescription Hormones
A listener details their roommate stealing their prescribed testosterone vials. The hosts advise confirming the theft, then confronting the roommate directly, emphasizing the seriousness of stealing medication. Marie suggests 'chemical warfare' by replacing the stolen vials with estrogen, while Stavros stresses that stealing medication is a deal-breaker for a roommate relationship.
Caller's story about missing testosterone vials and roommate's sudden muscle gain. Hosts' immediate reactions and suggestions.
2Resentment Over Future Inherited Wealth
A caller expresses resentment towards a roommate who is set to inherit $13 million, especially since the roommate talks about donating it. The hosts vehemently criticize the caller for 'pocket watching' and entitlement, reminding them the money isn't yet acquired and has nothing to do with them. They suggest the caller should either try to romantically pursue the heir or their grandmother to get a share, rather than being resentful.
Caller's statement about roommate's grandmother's wealth and plans for a grant. Hosts' strong reactions and advice to 'keep it twisted' by actively pursuing the money.
3Lack of Reciprocity in Oral Sex After Co-signing a Car
A woman details co-signing a car for her boyfriend of two months, who now consistently makes excuses for not reciprocating oral sex, despite her being 'extremely hygienic.' The hosts are appalled, advising her to immediately stop giving oral sex and consider leaving him. They highlight his selfishness and lack of respect, framing the co-signing as a major red flag that enabled his behavior.
Caller's story about co-signing a car, boyfriend's excuses for not giving oral, and her hygiene efforts. Hosts' outrage and direct advice to 'take that car and drive away.'
4Overcoming Self-Consciousness About a Unique Accent
A Canadian man from a rural hamlet expresses crippling self-consciousness about his distinctive accent, which he feels deters women on dates. The hosts acknowledge his unique voice but emphasize that confidence is key. Stavros suggests talking more to normalize his speech and embracing his 'endearing' accent, while Marie recommends seeking a speech therapist if he truly wants to change it. They both agree he needs to stop dimming his light.
Caller's description of his upbringing, accent, and dating struggles. Hosts' varied advice on speech therapy, confidence, and finding accepting partners.
5The 'Ick' from Corny Texting Style
A woman is turned off after her 45-year-old atheist boyfriend replied to her nudes with 'This is sofa king hot' (spelled out). The hosts agree that his texting style is 'corny' and a valid reason for 'the ick.' They suggest she can either make fun of him for it or reconsider the relationship, emphasizing that such a communication style can be a deal-breaker.
Caller's specific example of the 'sofa king hot' text and her boyfriend's age/atheist status. Hosts' agreement on the 'corny' nature and advice.
Lessons
- If a partner is not meeting your sexual needs, communicate clearly, set boundaries (e.g., stop reciprocating until they do), and be prepared to leave if the issue persists.
- Prioritize your financial independence and avoid co-signing loans or making significant financial commitments for new partners, especially early in a relationship.
- Cultivate self-confidence in your unique traits; some people will find what others perceive as a 'flaw' to be endearing or interesting.
- Actively engage in social interactions to improve communication skills and reduce self-consciousness, rather than isolating yourself.
- Confront roommates directly about theft, especially of personal or prescription items, and assess if the breach of trust is a deal-breaker for living together.
Notable Moments
Discussion of Rachel Dolezal's continued public persona and OnlyFans activity, highlighting her persistent self-identification as Black despite being exposed.
Serves as a comedic, albeit controversial, opening to the episode, setting a tone of irreverent commentary on identity and public perception.
Alex English recounts his experience in LA, feeling like a 'homeless' person walking everywhere, and his friends' concerned texts.
Provides a humorous contrast between LA's car-centric culture and New York's pedestrian lifestyle, highlighting social perceptions based on location and activity.
Alex English shares a personal anecdote about his stepmother finding gay porn he downloaded on his dad's computer after his dad was released from prison.
Offers a highly personal and comedic story about navigating sexuality, technology, and family dynamics, illustrating the generational gap in understanding digital privacy.
A caller asks if Stavros gets 'sweaty during sex,' leading to a candid and humorous discussion about body heat and hygiene during intimacy.
Provides a lighthearted, relatable closing segment that normalizes a common physical aspect of sex and showcases the hosts' willingness to engage with any listener question.
Quotes
"Being a bottom is a childish activity. Topping, you know, any straight man, you could [expletive] ass."
"If you've had polyp removed, you can't get your ass [expletive] anymore."
"I'm listening to y'all and I'm just like heterosexuality is a prison."
"Never buy a man a car. He will never eat your [expletive] again."
"You're not going to get the same fate as Josh Giddy is what you're saying."
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