CONSTANTINE (2005) Movie Reaction! | First Time Watch | Keanu Reeves | Rachel Weisz
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Summary
Takeaways
- ❖Keanu Reeves's 'unfazed' and 'cool' demeanor as John Constantine is a highlight, reminiscent of his other action hero roles.
- ❖The film's visual style, including its gritty aesthetic and comic book-like shots, is consistently praised.
- ❖The concept of 'half-breeds' (half-angels, half-demons) and the 'balance' between heaven and hell is a central and intriguing plot device.
- ❖Creative and symbolic death scenes for supporting characters, like the priest drowning in alcohol and the bug enthusiast by bugs, are noted.
- ❖Shia LaBeouf's performance as Chaz Kramer is recognized as strong and memorable, especially given his young age at the time.
- ❖The hosts were surprised by the quality of the CGI for a 2005 film, particularly in action sequences.
- ❖The 'time stops' mechanism when crossing to the other side is a clever narrative device used effectively in the climax.
- ❖The reveal that 'Constantine 2' is in active development generates significant excitement.
Insights
1Constantine's Unique Vision of Heaven and Hell
The film establishes a distinct cosmology where angels and demons, referred to as 'half-breeds,' cannot directly cross into the human plane but can influence humanity. This 'balance' is maintained by a 'wager' between God and the Devil for mankind's souls, a concept the hosts liken to the biblical story of Job.
The host explains the 'wager' between God and the Devil, where they 'see without touching,' influencing humanity without direct intervention, mirroring the story of Job. ()
2Keanu Reeves's Enduring 'Cool' Archetype
The hosts repeatedly emphasize Keanu Reeves's natural ability to portray a 'cool,' 'unfazed,' and confident character, noting how this persona, evident in 'Constantine,' extends to his other iconic roles like 'Speed' and 'John Wick.'
The host describes Keanu's entrance as Constantine, 'walking down the hallway with his cigarette and his suit,' as 'so cool' and 'very unfazed.' ()
3Symbolic Deaths Reflecting Vices and Passions
The deaths of supporting characters, such as the priest drowning in alcohol and the bug enthusiast being consumed by insects, are highlighted as creatively symbolic, directly tying their demise to their personal vices or passions.
The host notes the priest's death by drowning in liquor as 'crazy' and 'horrible,' connecting it to his comfort in drink. () They also link the bug enthusiast's death by bugs to his 'passions.' ()
4The 'Time Stops' Mechanism for Inter-Dimensional Travel
The film's concept that 'time stops' when characters cross over to the 'other side' (hell or a vision of it) is praised as a clever and visually effective narrative device, particularly impactful during the film's climax.
The host discusses the 'really cool concept that the time stops whenever they go over to the other side' and how it made for a 'really great climax' at the end. ()
Lessons
- Watch 'Constantine (2005)' to appreciate its unique visual style and how it effectively translates a comic book aesthetic to film.
- Pay attention to Keanu Reeves's performance, which the hosts argue solidifies his 'cool' and 'unfazed' action hero persona.
- Consider the film's theological themes, such as the 'wager' between God and the Devil, and how they underpin the narrative.
- Observe the creative and symbolic ways supporting characters meet their ends, often tied to their personal vices or interests.
- Revisit the film to appreciate its CGI, which the hosts found surprisingly effective for a 2005 production.
Notable Moments
Hosts' surprise at the quality of 2005 CGI
Despite being nearly two decades old, the film's visual effects, particularly in action sequences and inter-dimensional travel, impressed the first-time viewers, highlighting its enduring technical achievement.
Shia LaBeouf's early career performance
The hosts were impressed by LaBeouf's portrayal of Chaz Kramer, noting his talent even at a young age and speculating on the role's potential influence on his later, more religious life.
Confirmation of 'Constantine 2' in active development
The hosts' discovery that a sequel is in pre-production adds a timely and exciting element to their reaction, validating the film's lasting impact and fan demand.
Quotes
"It's like hell is coming to Earth, and only one man can stop it."
"He looks so cool walking down the hallway with his cigarette and his suit."
"Heaven and hell are right here. Behind every wall, every window. Angels and demons can't cross over onto our plane. So instead, we get what I call half breeds."
"You can't do one really good thing at the end and just..."
"I mean, everybody knows that Satan is, you know, he's the the trickster. He's the one that tries to deceive, right? And it was kind of that poetic justice to see him deceive Satan."
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