Are You Rubbish? w/ Ari Shaffir! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Summary
Takeaways
- ❖Ari Shaffir is relocating to London and will be performing British comedy, aiming for a 'not funny for 35 minutes' style.
- ❖He was 'assigned' Tottenham Hotspurs as his football team in Edinburgh, noting their 'Yid Army' nickname and Jewish neighborhood ties.
- ❖Shaffir anticipates enjoying Indian food in London but is not looking forward to warm beer or the lack of tipping culture (though he plans to tip anyway).
- ❖He humorously claims to have had AIDS on his medical marijuana card for a year in New York.
- ❖Shaffir struggles with British slang and cultural questions, often providing absurd or Americanized answers.
- ❖The hosts jokingly 'award' H. Foley the 'most disgusting' Trippy Award for sharting during a Route 66 trip.
- ❖Shaffir plans to rent a horse-drawn coach for comedy parties in London and 'home invade' Jimmy Carr for suits.
Insights
1Ari Shaffir's Intentions for London Cultural Immersion
Ari Shaffir, preparing for his move to London, expresses his intent to fully immerse himself in British culture, albeit with a comedic and often disruptive approach. He plans to adopt British slang, support Tottenham Hotspurs (the 'Jewish team'), and even challenge local customs like tipping, all while maintaining his unique comedic style.
Shaffir states he's doing 'full British comedy' (), was 'assigned' Tottenham (), and plans to 'change your culture and tip' ().
2Comedic Exploration of British Food and Drink
The hosts and Ari Shaffir discuss various aspects of British cuisine and dining habits, often with humorous observations. Shaffir looks forward to Indian food but is wary of British bacon and the unsweetened baked beans in a full English breakfast. He expresses a dislike for warm beer but is excited about the no-tipping culture.
Discussion about Indian food (), British bacon (), unsweetened beans (), and warm beer ().
3British Slang and Social Norms Quiz
Ari Shaffir is tested on his knowledge of British slang and social etiquette, leading to many incorrect but humorous answers. Examples include 'hairy rag' (cigarette), 'Hank Marvin' (starving), and 'popped his clogs' (died). The quiz also touches on greetings, public displays of affection, and littering.
Quiz questions and Ari's answers for 'hairy rag' (), 'Hank Marvin' (), 'full of beans' (), and 'popped his clogs' ().
4Marijuana Laws and Drug Culture in the UK
The conversation briefly touches on the legality of marijuana in London, noting it's not fully legal but medical cards are available. Ari recounts an experience of being reprimanded for smoking joints in a public courtyard in Edinburgh, highlighting the difference in drug culture compared to the US. He also humorously claims there's no fentanyl in England, implying a 'safer' drug scene.
Discussion about medical cards (), Ari's experience in Edinburgh (), and his claim about fentanyl ().
5Understanding UK Political and Geographic Terms
The hosts and Ari attempt to define the differences between Britain, England, and the UK, and identify the current Prime Minister. Ari correctly identifies the Union Jack but struggles with the royal family and current political figures, often providing outdated or incorrect answers for comedic effect.
Discussion about the Union Jack (), royal family (), current Prime Minister (), and the definitions of Britain, England, and UK ().
Lessons
- When moving to a new country, research local slang and social norms to avoid cultural faux pas, or embrace them for comedic effect, as Ari intends.
- Understand the local tipping customs; while Ari plans to tip in London, it's generally not expected in pubs and often less than in the US.
- Be aware of local laws, especially regarding substances like marijuana, as norms can differ significantly from your home country.
Quotes
"I'm doing full British comedy. Let's be not not funny for like 35 minutes of it."
"I was assigned them. I was in Edinburgh, and they were all like telling me like I was doing some some powder with some people, and and they were telling me I got to get a football club..."
"I'm most looking forward to that. It's It's £2.90 and you're like, "All right, here's £3." Like, "Here's your 10 p back." And I'm like, "No way.""
"I'm going to try my best. People say I'm going to get arrested and I'm like, "Do you know how much that'll skyrocket my career?" We've had cancellations. We've never had arrests here."
"I was born when I met her. I died when she left and I lived for a few weeks while she loved me."
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