The Trio’s Greatest Hits

FBI Director Kash Patel used an FBI plane for personal travel to see his girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, sing the national anthem at a wrestling match in State College, Pennsylvania. The plane then flew to Nashville, where Wilkins lives. This incident led to the firing of Steven Palmer, a 27-year FBI veteran overseeing the aviation unit, which hosts frame as Patel retaliating for the public disclosure of his travel. Patel had previously criticized his predecessor, Chris Wray, for similar plane usage, highlighting his hypocrisy.

Patel flew on an FBI jet to State College, Pennsylvania, then to Nashville for personal reasons. Steven Palmer, head of the critical incident response group (including FBI pilots), was fired. Patel was legally required to fly on a government plane but was criticized for using it for personal '36-hour jaunts' during a government shutdown, especially after criticizing Chris Wray for similar conduct.

Representative Nancy Mace became enraged at Charleston airport after missing a congressional security escort, leading to a police report detailing her 'effing incompetent' remarks. She then posted over 100 times on social media about the incident, including a heavily edited video. Her response escalated to accusing her political opponent, Attorney General Alan Wilson, of being a 'pedophile protector' and asking if he 'rode in on a pedan this morning.' She also called Senator Lindsey Graham 'gay' after he criticized her behavior.

Mace was 30 minutes late for her security escort at Charleston airport on October 30th. Police reports detail her yelling 'you're effing incompetent' and saying, 'You wouldn't treat Senator Tim Scott this way.' She posted 105 times about the incident, including 62 times in one day. She accused Alan Wilson of being a 'pedophile protector' and Lindsey Graham of being 'gay' in response to criticism.

Milo Yiannopoulos publicly accused right-wing podcaster Benny Johnson of being a closeted gay man, claiming Johnson's wife was 'crying drunk in the lobby three sasses in a row about how her husband was upstairs with boys.' This attack targets Johnson's carefully crafted persona as a 'traditional family man' and prominent figure in the 'Trad' conservative movement. The hosts frame this as part of a broader 'crackup' and infighting within the MAGA right, where different factions vie for influence.

Milo Yiannopoulos stated on Tim Pool's show that 'everybody knows what went on with Benny Johnson in those lobbies and in those hotel rooms at SAS' and that his wife was 'crying drunk' about him being 'upstairs with boys.' Benny Johnson positions himself as a 'traditional family man' and has threatened legal action against Milo.

Clavvicular is a prominent figure in the 'looksmaxing' community, a subculture often linked to incels, where men engage in extreme physical alterations to achieve an idealized appearance. Clavvicular's methods include starting anabolic steroids at age 14, 'bone smashing' (hitting facial bones to reshape them), and smoking meth to lose weight. The hosts discuss his nihilistic, anti-women worldview and how his extreme actions, often streamed live, gain viral attention despite their disturbing nature.

Clavvicular started anabolic steroids at 14, practices 'bone smashing' (hitting cheekbones with a hammer or thera gun), and has smoked meth to lose weight. He claims, 'This is what women make me do. Their standards are so high.' He was recently arrested for using a fake ID and possessing Adderall and anabolic steroids, and is barred from leaving Arizona.

Candace Owens released a 'documentary,' 'Bride of Charlie,' alleging that Erica Kirk (Charlie Kirk's widow) was involved in her husband's assassination. Owens' 'evidence' includes a two-day discrepancy on Erica's birth certificate, the parents' unverified marriage in a town linked to the Marine Corps, and Erica's great-grandmother's history of running illegal slot machines. Owens repeatedly highlights any perceived 'Jewish' connections of Erica's family members, explicitly linking criticism of Erica to 'Zionist implied' media and 'German mystical Jews' who 'practiced the occult,' which hosts condemn as blatant antisemitism.

Owens cited a discrepancy between Erica Kirk's birth certificate (November 20th) and divorce filings (November 22nd). She questioned the lack of a marriage certificate for Erica's parents in 'Marblehead, Massachusetts,' which she noted as the 'birthplace of the Marine Corps.' She highlighted Erica's great-grandmother's history of running illegal slot machines. Owens repeatedly pointed out Jewish connections, such as Erica's uncle creating a 'Center for Jewish Studies' at a university, and stated, 'mainstream media Zionist implied are effectively telling you to roll up your sleeves and get the vaccine again.'

CNN commentator Scott Jennings had a heated exchange with Adam Mockler on air, dropping an F-bomb and telling Mockler to 'get your f***ing hand out of my face.' The hosts interpret Jennings' outburst as a reaction to being 'mogged' by a younger opponent and struggling to defend unpopular positions on the war. They suggest Jennings has embraced a 'heel role' in conservative media, where he defends controversial stances for financial gain, even if it means sacrificing genuine political conviction.

Scott Jennings told Adam Mockler on CNN, 'I'm not going to have this guy's f***ing face.' He later complained to the host, 'I'm not going to deal with this guy's hand in my face.' The hosts note Jennings' increased 'trumpified' persona and participation in events like the 'Gulf of America cruise' alongside other conservative figures.

Rob Smith promoted the 'first annual gay lesbian conservative cruise,' claiming it showcased a 'diverse' and 'normal' group of gay conservatives who 'blend within just basically mainstream straight world probably better than a lot of the alphabet mafia does.' The hosts mock the concept, highlighting the small turnout, the attendees' 'obnoxious t-shirts,' and the inherent contradiction of promoting 'normalcy' while participating in a niche, politically charged event, especially given the MAGA movement's often anti-LGBTQ+ stances.

Rob Smith's video showed attendees in red shirts, some wearing 'Hillary for Prison' or 'Trump 4547' hats. Smith claimed the group was 'very diverse' and 'so much more normal than the alphabet mafia.' The cruise reportedly had about 'a third of this boat' filled with gay conservatives, coexisting with straight families.

Allegations surfaced from Cynthia West, a woman Thomas Massie dated, detailing embarrassing aspects of their sex life, including Massie referring to his penis as his 'pine cone.' Text messages revealed Massie claiming his 'pine cone' set off a TSA body scanner after he took Viagra. The hosts joke about the absurdity but also frame it as a 'libertarian fantasy' where 'agents of the state were shocked by my manhood literally bursting out of my pants,' aligning with Massie's anti-TSA stance.

Cynthia West claimed Thomas Massie referred to his penis as his 'pine cone.' Text messages allegedly show Massie saying, 'I was going through TSA and they brushed up against the pine or the pine cone set off like the body scanner,' and the girlfriend replying, 'Oh, and you just took Viagra.'

Victor Marx, a Republican frontrunner for Colorado governor, makes a series of outlandish claims: he was in the military but not combat, yet claims to have killed people; he rescued 43 missing children in Florida and over 45,000 women and children globally (with no proof); and he once called in a military airstrike that killed 70 ISIS fighters as a civilian. He also claims to perform exorcisms over the phone, identifying demons by name and banishing them to Christ's judgment, and charges for 'exorcism advice' despite claiming not to charge for the act itself.

Victor Marx claims to have killed people, rescued 43 missing children in Florida, and over 45,000 women and children globally. He asserted calling in a military airstrike that killed 70 ISIS fighters. He performs exorcisms by phone, asking demons their names and banishing them. His website sells 'exorcism advice' for $99.

Elijah Schaefer, a former Glenn Beck protégé, offered explicit and controversial advice on a 'groper verse' show called 'Chad Champion.' He advocated for 'threesomes with your boys' and a woman, stating, 'there ain't nothing gay' about it and that it's a 'bonding moment' of 'dominance.' He also made sexual remarks about his affair with a married woman, Sarah Stock. Schaefer later claimed his comments were AI impersonations, but the hosts confirm it was him, highlighting his continued spiral after his marriage imploded.

Elijah Schaefer stated on 'Chad Champion,' 'Chad, I I mean, he made a lot of crazy sexual remarks about Sarah Stock, but he also said he's like, 'Chad, I got to tell you, brother, you got to get into having more threesomes with your boys. You know, just just you and a gal.'' He later claimed it was AI impersonation.