Fat Guy Breakfasts! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

H. Foley admitted to using a roll of Scott toilet paper on his kitchen's paper towel holder because he ran out of actual paper towels. He defended it as a 'jammed up' situation, but his co-host, Kevin Ryan, and the audience considered it a highly 'garbage' move, especially since it was single-ply and left 'dingleberries' when used.

Foley's description of the situation and the photo sent to Luke. (05:01)

Kevin Ryan confessed to eating two bagels for breakfast: a bacon, egg, and cheese on a sesame bagel and an everything bagel with cream cheese. He initially rationalized it as wanting 'one and a half' but admitted he desired 'pure volume' to feel 'plugged up' and 'full', influenced by seeing another 'jacked' guy order two bagels.

Kevin's detailed account of his breakfast order and internal monologue. (24:49)

A listener's mother flew back from Florida with 30 plastic grocery bags because they are banned in Philadelphia. The hosts discussed the inconvenience of bag bans for tasks like picking up dog waste or holding recyclables, highlighting how people find ways around environmental regulations.

Discussion of the listener's email about importing plastic bags from Florida. (31:50)

The hosts agreed that driving with a sweatshirt hood up is a 'dirt bag' behavior. Kevin recounted a high school experience where his math teacher questioned him for doing it, highlighting how such actions were perceived as dangerous or unkempt even by authority figures.

Discussion of a listener's question about driving with a hood up and Kevin's personal story. (38:41)

Kevin expressed his strong pet peeve about people going out in public without showering, especially with greasy hair or wearing clothes they slept in. He emphasized the importance of making a minimal effort to be presentable, even for quick errands, contrasting it with the idea that 'the world is your living room'.

Kevin's rant about people not showering before going out and his 'juj up' philosophy. (41:59)

The hosts discussed their childhood experiences with clothing, from the rise of branded hoodies and college gear to the 'preppy rich kid look' of Vineyard Vines and salmon-colored pants. They reflected on how fashion choices, even if misguided (like Kevin's 'chef's jacket' look), were attempts to fit in or project a certain image, contrasting with their parents' more utilitarian approach to clothing.

Discussion about expensive clothing, Vineyard Vines, and college gear. (45:38)

The hosts debated the merits of calling customer service to resolve issues. Kevin prefers calling to ensure things are 'done' and doesn't trust websites, while Foley despises phone calls and would rather lose money than spend hours on the phone. This highlights a generational or personality-based divide in problem-solving approaches.

Discussion about threatening to send an invoice for time spent on customer service. (1:01:16)