The Kyle Kulinski Show
The Kyle Kulinski Show
March 25, 2026

BREAKING: GROUND TROOPS DEPLOYED; IRAN MOCKS TRUMP; US ALLIES FURIOUS; NO OFF RAMP | Kyle Kulinski

Quick Read

The host details the escalating US-Iran conflict, alleging Trump's war decisions are driven by personal corruption and incompetence, leading to a disastrous foreign policy and a global economic crisis.
Trump's war decisions are allegedly linked to massive insider trading, enriching his inner circle.
US ground troops are deployed to the Middle East, with the war's objectives shifting from regime change to reopening the Strait of Hormuz.
Iran has gained significant leverage through asymmetrical warfare, mocking US efforts and threatening regional expansion.

Summary

This episode critiques the US government's handling of the escalating conflict with Iran, alleging widespread corruption and incompetence within the Trump administration. The host claims ground troops were deployed to the Middle East without congressional input, and Trump's decision-making is influenced by insider trading, with massive market trades occurring just before his announcements. He highlights Trump's contradictory public statements on the war and his alleged reliance on 'highlight reel' briefings. The host details US allies' fury over the conflict's global economic impact and Iran's successful asymmetrical warfare tactics, which have given them significant leverage, including control over the Strait of Hormuz. The episode also covers Israel's actions, such as the alleged starvation of a Palestinian minor in prison and stated intent to occupy southern Lebanon, framing them as aggressive expansion. Finally, it exposes alleged attempts to suppress investigations into Trump's financial misconduct, including an SEC director's resignation after pushing for inquiries into the Trump family's financial activities.
This analysis matters because it frames the US-Iran conflict as a direct consequence of alleged high-level corruption and strategic blunders, rather than a necessary geopolitical maneuver. It suggests that the conflict has severe global economic repercussions, alienates key US allies, and empowers adversaries through ineffective military and diplomatic strategies. The host's claims about suppressed investigations into financial crimes underscore concerns about accountability and the rule of law at the highest levels of government, impacting public trust and the integrity of democratic institutions.

Takeaways

  • Ground troops have been deployed to the Middle East without congressional input, deemed illegal and unconstitutional.
  • Massive market trades, including $1.5 billion in S&P 500 futures bought and $192 million in oil futures sold, occurred minutes before Trump's announcement to halt attacks on Iran, suggesting insider trading.
  • Trump allegedly receives only 2-minute 'highlight reel' briefings on the war, raising concerns about his understanding of the conflict's full picture.
  • US allies are reportedly furious, warning Trump that the war is becoming a disaster, leading to gas rationing and economic strain in other countries.
  • Trump made contradictory statements about the war, claiming victory while simultaneously demanding Iran concede and open the Strait of Hormuz.
  • Iran publicly mocked Trump's claim of receiving a 'gift' by releasing a video of missile strikes on US positions and Israel.
  • Iran rejected a US 15-point peace plan, viewing it as a deception to buy time for regrouping and rearming.
  • US officials reportedly no longer believe the war's original goals of overthrowing the Iranian regime and ending its nuclear program are achievable.
  • The main objective of the war has shifted to reopening the Strait of Hormuz, an issue caused by the war itself.
  • The US strategy involves assassinating Iranian leaders until a compliant figure emerges who will grant the US oil rights.
  • Iran has gained significant leverage, leading the US to offer sanctions relief, which Iran views as validation of their strategy.
  • Iran threatened to seize the coastlines of the UAE and Bahrain if the US deploys ground troops, aiming to 'reshape the region'.
  • US airstrikes in Iraq killed Iraqi soldiers and violated sovereignty, leading Iraq to grant paramilitary groups the right to respond.
  • An SEC enforcement director resigned after her attempts to investigate Trump family misconduct and aggressively pursue charges against figures like Justin Sun and Elon Musk were reportedly blocked.
  • Israel's defense minister stated an intent to occupy southern Lebanon up to the Latani River, framed as an aggressive territorial expansion.

Insights

1Alleged Insider Trading Preceded War Decisions

Minutes before Trump announced a halt to attacks on Iran, massive market trades occurred, including $1.5 billion in S&P 500 futures bought and $192 million in oil futures sold. These orders were significantly larger than anything else at the time, suggesting that individuals within Trump's inner circle profited from foreknowledge of his decisions.

Unusual Whale report cited: 'just 5 minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, 1.5 billion in S&P 500 futures was bought while 192 million in oil futures was sold.'

2US Ground Troops Deployed to Middle East

Major General Brandon Tegmire, commander of the 82nd Airborne Division, was deployed immediately with his entire headquarters staff to the Middle East. The Pentagon is actively planning major ground operations against Iran, with approximately 2,500 Marines, 2,000 sailors, three amphibious ships, and 3,000 paratroopers planned for deployment, all without congressional input.

Fox News report: 'Major General Brandon Tegmire, commander of the 82nd Airborne Division, is deploying immediately with his entire headquarters staff to the Middle East. Pentagon is actively planning major ground operations against Iran.' Jerusalem Post source: 'currently planned is 2,500 Marines, approximately 2,000 sailors, three amphibious ships, and 3,000 paratroopers.'

3Trump's Briefings Reduced to 'Highlight Reels'

Trump allegedly receives only a daily 2-minute highlight reel of successful US strikes in Iran, consisting of explosions and 'wins,' raising concerns that he is not receiving a full and accurate picture of the war, including setbacks.

Clash Report: 'Trump is getting a daily 2-minute highlight reel of successful US strikes in Iran. basically explosions and winds, raising concerns that he may not be getting the full picture of the war, setbacks included.'

4US Allies Express Fury Over War's Impact

US allies have privately warned President Trump that his war was quickly becoming a disaster. European and Asian countries are experiencing gas rationing, work-from-home orders, and long gas lines, forcing them to buy oil from Russia, which inadvertently aids Russia's war in Ukraine.

Bloomberg report: 'US allies have privately warned President Trump that his war was quickly becoming a disaster.'

5Trump Brags About Potential War Crimes

During a press event, Trump bragged about the 'privilege' of potentially shooting down a very large electric generation plant in Iran, one of the biggest in the world, implying a willingness to target civilian infrastructure.

Trump quote: 'today we're going to have the privilege of shooting down a very big electric generation plant, one of the biggest in the world. We're going to have the privilege of shooting down an electric generation plant, one of the biggest in the world.'

6Iran Mocks Trump's 'Gift' Claim with Missile Strike Video

Trump claimed Iran gave the US a 'very big present' related to oil and gas, indicating successful negotiations. Iran responded by mocking his claim and releasing a video of missile strikes attacking US positions and Israel, signaling continued aggression rather than a 'gift.'

Trump quote: 'They gave us a present and the president arrived today and it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money...' Dropsite News: 'Just in Tyrron mocks Trump's gift claim with missile strike video.'

7Iran Rejects US Peace Plan as Deception

The US sent Iran a 15-point plan to end the war, but Iran rejected it, viewing it as a ruse to allow the US and Israel to regroup, reload, and launch further illegal attacks. Iran cited past instances of the US using negotiations as a cover for military action.

New York Times: 'The US has sent Iran a 15-point plan to end the war in the Middle East.' Iranian Supreme Leader's representative: 'The one who once spoke of regime change and the fragmentation of Iran now hopes that someone in Iran will engage in dialogue with him. though this too is merely an attempt at deception.'

8War Objectives Shift to Reopening Strait of Hormuz

US officials reportedly no longer believe it is possible to achieve the war's original goals of overthrowing the Iranian regime and permanently ending its nuclear program. The main objective has now shifted to reopening the Strait of Hormuz, an issue directly caused by the war itself.

Evan Hill: 'US officials tell the Post they no longer believe it is possible to achieve the war's original goals of overthrowing the Iranian regime and putting its nuclear program permanently out of reach.' Midest Touch: 'reopening the Straight of Hormuz has now emerged as the main objective of the war. An issue that was caused by the war.'

9War's True Objective: US Oil Rights

Politico reported that the US plan is to continue assassinating Iranian leaders until a compliant figure emerges who will grant the US first dibs on Iran's oil rights, mirroring historical interventions like the 1953 CIA coup in Iran.

Politico: 'The US says its plan is to keep assassinating Iranian leaders until a Deli Rodriguez style figure emerges who will do what they want. The article says the main thing is a future leader gives the US first dibs on oil rights.'

10Iran Threatens Regional Expansion in Response to US Ground Troops

Iran is preparing to take over the UAE and Bahrain with a ground invasion if the US deploys troops, stating that its armed forces are ready to seize coastlines and 'reshape the region' by establishing Shia-led allied governments.

Quote: 'If the United States makes a mistake, Iran's armed forces are ready to seize the coastline of the UAE and Bahrain and reshape the region.'

11SEC Director Resigned Over Blocked Trump Investigations

SEC enforcement director Margaret Ryan resigned after reportedly clashing with agency bosses over her calls for an investigation into the Trump family's misconduct, including alleged insider trading. She also pushed to aggressively pursue charges against Justin Sun (a Trump backer) and Elon Musk, but the SEC settled with Sun and was in talks to settle with Musk.

SEC enforcement director Margaret Ryan, who resigned last week, reportedly fought with the agency bosses after calling for in an investigation into Trump families misconduct.' Kenneth Vogel: 'as SEC enforcement director Margaret Ryan pushed to aggressively pursue charges against Justin Sun, a major backer of Trump's World Liberty Financial and Elon Musk. Instead, the SEC settled with Sun and is in talks to settle with Musk. Ryan resigned last week.'

Bottom Line

The US's perceived lack of strategic foresight and reliance on 'cowboy' impulsive actions has inadvertently strengthened Iran's regional position and leverage.

So What?

This suggests that the current US foreign policy approach is counterproductive, leading to unintended consequences that empower adversaries and destabilize the region further, rather than achieving stated objectives.

Impact

For other nations, this highlights the potential for non-conventional, asymmetrical strategies to counter larger military powers and gain significant geopolitical concessions, especially through control of critical chokepoints like the Strait of Hormuz.

The alleged suppression of investigations into high-level financial crimes, even within regulatory bodies like the SEC, indicates a systemic breakdown in accountability for the 'Epstein class.'

So What?

This implies that the rule of law is selectively applied, eroding public trust and creating a perception that powerful individuals are immune to prosecution, which can foster cynicism and disengagement from democratic processes.

Impact

This situation creates an opportunity for independent media and watchdog organizations to intensify scrutiny on financial regulatory bodies and expose instances where political influence overrides legal enforcement, pushing for greater transparency and accountability.

Key Concepts

Epstein Class

A term used by the host to describe the top 1% elites who allegedly operate above the law, capable of committing crimes (including financial and war crimes) without consequence, exemplified by the lack of arrests related to the Epstein list and the alleged financial misconduct of the Trump administration.

Baboon Regime

A metaphor employed by the host to characterize the Trump administration's governance as utterly incompetent, impulsive, and childish, particularly in its foreign policy decisions, which are depicted as lacking strategic foresight and being driven by personal ego and corruption.

Asymmetrical Warfare

A military strategy where opposing sides have vastly different resources and tactics. The host uses it to explain how Iran, despite being a smaller power, outsmarted the US by using low-cost drones and strategic control of the Strait of Hormuz against the US's expensive, conventional military assets.

Lessons

  • Question official narratives surrounding military conflicts, especially when high-level officials make contradictory statements or appear to lack a full understanding of the situation.
  • Investigate financial market activity surrounding major geopolitical announcements for potential insider trading, as this may indicate corruption influencing policy decisions.
  • Recognize that 'peace plans' offered by belligerent parties may be strategic deceptions to gain tactical advantage rather than genuine attempts at resolution, especially when there's a history of broken trust.

Notable Moments

Trump casually brags about the 'privilege' of potentially destroying an electric generation plant in Iran.

This statement is framed as an open admission of willingness to commit war crimes by targeting civilian infrastructure, highlighting a perceived moral decay in leadership.

Iran responds to Trump's 'gift' claim by releasing a video of missile strikes on US positions and Israel.

This moment underscores Iran's defiance and ability to mock US rhetoric, demonstrating a significant psychological and operational victory in the information war.

An SEC enforcement director resigns after her attempts to investigate Trump family financial misconduct are reportedly blocked.

This highlights alleged systemic corruption and the suppression of justice at the highest levels, suggesting that powerful individuals are shielded from accountability.

Quotes

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"This without any doubt whatsoever was uh either Trump himself, somebody being a surrogate for Trump, Jared Kushner, Steve Witoff, Baron, uh, Uday and Cus Trump, uh, Don and Eric Jr., um, or somebody within that inner circle who he's, you know, slipping this information to. A little insider trading over here, a little insider trading over there. And you have people profiting colossally off of life and death World War III decisions."

Kyle Kulinski
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"We don't even really like give him a real briefing on the war. We just spliced together a highlight reel like from Twitter of [__] blowing up and we play it for him and then he goes, 'Wonderful. Looks like everything's going great. Looks like we're absolutely destroying them. Isn't that phenomenal?'"

Kyle Kulinski
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"We're going to have the privilege of shooting down an electric generation plant, one of the biggest in the world."

Donald Trump
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"The Vatican did nothing for us, but Hezbollah spilled their blood to protect us. The Pope only has prayers. How can we as Christians in this area not be with Hezbollah? They protect our churches. They helped us fight ISIS. During COVID, they gave us free care in their hospitals. When when there was no electricity, they gave us generators. They even put up a Christmas tree at Christmas."

Lebanese Christian (quoted by Kyle Kulinski)
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"Bro said we negotiate with bombs. I I give up. I give up."

Kyle Kulinski

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