Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
February 14, 2026

Valentine's Day Special | Reading Reddit Stories

Quick Read

This Valentine's Day special dives into Reddit's most bizarre and dramatic relationship stories, from celebrity dating woes to non-consensual lactation attempts and shocking infidelity reveals.
Insecurity and poor communication are relationship killers, often leading to dramatic and avoidable breakups.
Extreme, non-consensual behavior (like attempting to induce lactation) is a massive red flag and grounds for immediate separation.
Gaslighting and secret financial support for a 'coworker' often signal deeper betrayal, as one story shockingly reveals.

Summary

The Smosh hosts, Shane, Courtney, and Angela, celebrate Valentine's Day by reading and reacting to a series of Reddit relationship stories. Topics range from a minor celebrity's struggle with genuine connection, a disturbing attempt by a partner to induce lactation for protein, a husband's suspicious generosity towards a pregnant coworker that uncovers infidelity, a girlfriend's unusual obsession with Mr. Beast, a woman's intense jealousy over a handmade gift leading to a breakup, and an absurd breakup over a 'poop sticker' revealing deep-seated insecurities.
This episode offers a raw, often humorous, look into the complexities and absurdities of modern relationships. It highlights common pitfalls like poor communication, insecurity, gaslighting, and the impact of external influences (friends, social media) on personal dynamics. The hosts' reactions provide a relatable lens through which to consider red flags and healthy relationship boundaries.

Takeaways

  • Open communication is critical; bottling up feelings or allowing external opinions to dictate your reactions can destroy a relationship.
  • Recognize and address red flags early, especially non-consensual behavior or suspicious financial patterns.
  • Insecurity can be self-sabotaging; work on personal confidence to avoid projecting anxieties onto your partner or their relationships with others.

Insights

1The Celebrity Dating Dilemma: Authenticity vs. Status

A minor actor on a sitcom struggles to form genuine connections, fearing partners are attracted to his celebrity status or character rather than his true self. His girlfriend's initial #celebgirlfriend post and character references fueled this anxiety. Open communication, however, allowed her to clarify her initial sarcasm and assure him she now sees him as a person, leading to an exclusive relationship.

The Reddit poster's concern about his girlfriend's Facebook post and her calling him by his character's name. The update details their conversation where she explained her initial assumptions and current perspective.

2Non-Consensual Lactation for Protein: A Disturbing Red Flag

A 19-year-old woman's 20-year-old partner attempts to induce lactation by sucking her nipples, playing baby crying sounds, and buying lactation crackers, claiming it's to save money on protein. This non-consensual and bizarre behavior is a significant red flag, highlighting a lack of respect for bodily autonomy and potentially a fetish disguised as frugality.

The partner's actions of sucking nipples, playing baby crying sounds, buying lactation crackers, and getting angry when asked to stop. The hosts and commenters universally condemn this as creepy and non-consensual.

3Infidelity Uncovered: The 'Charitable' Husband

A wife grows suspicious of her husband's extreme financial and personal support for a pregnant coworker, including attending OB/GYN appointments. The husband's gaslighting and defensiveness ultimately lead to the revelation that he is the baby's father, demonstrating how unusual generosity can mask a deeper betrayal.

Husband giving $250, buying an expensive pram, a $150 gift card, fixing her apartment, and attending OB/GYN appointments. The coworker's nasty message to the wife confirms the affair and paternity, leading the wife to file for divorce.

4Insecurity and the Handmade Gift: A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

A woman's intense insecurity in a new relationship causes her to misinterpret a thoughtful, handmade plushie from her boyfriend's sister-in-law as a threat. Her escalating jealousy and inability to accept explanations, even from the sister-in-law directly, ultimately lead to her boyfriend breaking up with her, proving her insecurities to be self-sabotaging.

OP's feelings of intimidation, asking her boyfriend to return the gift, confronting the sister-in-law, and making a comment about divorce. The sister-in-law's calm explanation and advice on insecurity, followed by the boyfriend ending the relationship due to 'unnecessary drama'.

5The 'Poop Sticker' Breakup: Peer Pressure and Toxic Masculinity

A man's extreme reaction to a playful 'poop sticker' from his girlfriend, leading him to kick her out late at night, is revealed to be rooted in insecurity. His friends' teasing about her 'manliness' and gaming prowess made him feel emasculated, causing him to project his insecurities onto a trivial interaction and end the relationship.

The couple's shared 'potty humor' contrasted with the boyfriend's sudden rage and refusal to communicate. His later confession reveals his friends' comments about her 'manliness' and beating him in video games fueled his insecurity, leading him to interpret the sticker as disrespect.

Lessons

  • Prioritize clear and direct communication in relationships, especially when addressing discomfort or concerns, rather than making assumptions or bottling up feelings.
  • Be wary of partners who gaslight, deflect, or refuse to discuss legitimate concerns, as this often indicates a deeper issue or manipulative behavior.
  • Cultivate a strong sense of self-worth and address personal insecurities to prevent them from sabotaging relationships or leading to irrational reactions.
  • Surround yourself with supportive individuals who encourage healthy relationship dynamics, rather than those who foster toxic ideas or insecurities.

Quotes

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"I wish secret admirers would do their thing. I think people should bring that back."

Angela
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"You're just not treating them like a person. You're treating them like a character."

Angela
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"And what's something not about me, but about something we could share together?"

Courtney
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"Am I overreacting? One of my partners keeps trying to make me lactate."

Shane (reading Reddit post)
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"What does he think you are, a cow? This is just icky."

Shane (reading Reddit comment)
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"You don't need to be famous for this to be relatable."

Shane (reading Reddit comment)

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