Ep 594 - Gooniverse (feat. Steve Gerben & Billy)

Steve Gerben revealed he was reading a sex manual titled 'She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman.' The book was left open on his couch during a film crew's location scout at his house, leading to widespread embarrassment among the crew and becoming a running joke for the hosts. Steve shared specific, albeit awkward, takeaways from the book, such as the importance of comfortable positioning for 'the long haul' and using one's gums to create pressure on the clitoris.

Steve left his 'How to Eat [censored]' book out open on the couch during a location scout. He explained learning about 'positioning' and using 'gum to create pressure on the top... not the clitoris itself, but the top of the clitoris gum.'

The hosts observe that Donald Trump has regained his 'juice' in recent weeks, citing specific instances of his sharp, confident, and often aggressive public speaking style. They recall a video where Trump dismisses a reporter's question about an MRI by stating it wasn't for his brain, which is 'working,' and that he aced a cognitive test. The discussion also highlights the power of political memes, particularly those related to Venezuela, in shaping public opinion and making aggressive foreign policy actions seem appealing.

Shane describes Trump's response to an MRI question: 'I can tell you it was not for my brain cuz my brain's working. I just took a cognitive test and I aced it. Something you would be incapable of.' They also mention 'Venezuela thing got me back, dude. The memes... One meme of Tekashi69 being saying, 'Took that stole that [censored] That's what I do' as Trump.'

During a line dancing event, Steve Gerben was accused by Shane of physically 'boxing out' a female coworker to get closer to a 'very pretty girl' when his preferred song, 'Fake ID' from Footloose, came on. Shane vividly recounts Steve's hurried return from the bar and his aggressive maneuver to reclaim his spot, leading to a confrontation where Shane called him 'the horniest guy on earth,' causing Steve to storm off.

Shane describes Steve 'coming running back from the bar with two drinks... somebody filled his spot in the line dancing. So, the only place he could go to get next door is to push that person out of the way.' Shane then called him 'the horniest guy on earth.'

The conversation delves into various niche online fetishes and subcultures, including 'gooner music' (music for hardcore edging/masturbation), 'battle faps' (competitive masturbation), and 'panty jobs' (outercourse involving panties). Steve shares an anecdote about Shazaming music from an OnlyFans video to replicate a 'sexy thing,' and the hosts discuss a specific pornographic video featuring a muscular man being dry-humped by women for multiple orgasms.

Discussion of 'Gooner music,' 'battle faps,' 'hardcore edging' (42:32). Steve Shazammed a song from an OnlyFans video (40:17). Shane describes a video of 'women hump his butt with their vaginas and he claims to give them multiple O's' (44:27). Discussion of 'panty job' fetish (47:40).