White Sox Dave Owns The WORST Rental Car In The Entire Chicagoland Area | The Yak 5-14-26

White Sox Dave's personal car is in a state of extreme disrepair, featuring a broken side mirror, a sizable chunk missing from the seat (due to his brother's smoker), and rat-chewed electricals. Despite its condition, he previously rented it out on Turo for $300 a weekend, even when he needed it, often leaving baseball mitts and catcher's equipment inside. He is currently driving a Turo rental for a wedding because his own car is 'beat to hell.'

Dave confirms his car has 'holes all over' and he made '300 bucks a weekend off of it.' He admits his car 'looks like a hooptie' and he's using Turo for his current trip. The crew recounts the broken mirror, the smoker damage, and rat issues.

After a group outing to see '80 for Brady,' White Sox Dave drove half the Barstool Chicago staff to the movie but then abandoned them at the theater, speeding off to avoid driving them back to the office. His excuse was that he 'had meat in the crockpot' and didn't want to deal with rush hour traffic, despite the purpose of a crockpot being slow cooking.

Eddie and other hosts recount Dave 'skirting off' and refusing to drive them back because he 'had meat in the crockpot.' Dave later admits, 'It was more I didn't want to drive him north on Hallstead in rush hour, but I did use the Crockpot as the excuse at the time.'

Jake Malisc has developed an increasingly aggressive and judgmental online persona, frequently posting provocative takes on sports and social issues. He criticizes people who watch NBA during hockey playoffs, disparages those with tattoos or divorced parents, and publicly makes rude comments to women at dog parks, all while claiming he's 'just keeping it honest.'

Malisc tweets, 'imagine watching the NBA' during hockey. He states, 'Tampa is not my scene' for wholesome ladies, criticizing 'needles, injections, Botox, filler.' He admits to telling a girl at a dog park she was 'probably some dude' when asked about her weekend plans and calling another 'Rachel Dolezal' over a bad spray tan. He also calls divorced parents 'a bad sign. Bad start.'

Stephen repeatedly misinterprets social cues and terminology, leading to awkward and humorous situations. He confused a lawyer's 'partner' (business partner) for a romantic partner and struggles to understand why giving out a business card doesn't automatically mean a personal friendship invitation.

Stephen recounts assuming a lawyer was gay because he mentioned his 'partner' drinking Diet Pepsi, only to later learn it was a legal partner. He then attempts to call his 'banker friend' (who gave him a business card) to 'hang out' or come on the show, believing the business card was a 'green light' for friendship.