Pepe Escobar: China Just HUMILIATED Trump’s Blockade Plan - Iran Takes FULL Control of Hormuz
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Takeaways
- ❖Trump's declared blockade of Iranian ports is a PR operation, not a militarily viable strategy, given the US Navy's distant positioning and vulnerability to Iranian missiles.
- ❖The US Navy avoids the Red Sea due to Houthi threats, forcing lengthy circumnavigation of Africa, highlighting its operational constraints.
- ❖China is prepared to send its PLA Navy to protect Chinese-owned tankers if the US attempts to interdict them in the Strait of Hormuz, escalating the geopolitical stakes.
- ❖The US-Iran negotiations in Islamabad were sabotaged by US unpreparedness, a lack of autonomy for the US envoy (JD Vance), and direct interference from Israel.
- ❖Iran's negotiating team, led by figures like Kalibah, demonstrated deep technical knowledge and strategic coherence, contrasting sharply with the US delegation's perceived incompetence and focus on personal financial gain.
- ❖The UAE's confrontational stance towards Iran, including attempts to influence China's foreign policy, creates internal friction within BRICS, where both are members.
- ❖Saudi Arabia, unlike the UAE, is actively seeking de-escalation with Iran and is pressuring the US to reconsider its blockade, recognizing the severe geoeconomic risks.
- ❖The US administration's foreign policy is increasingly driven by domestic political narratives and personal financial interests, rather than strategic geopolitical objectives.
Insights
1Trump's Blockade: A PR Stunt Lacking Military Feasibility
Donald Trump's announcement of a blockade on Iranian ports is a 'gigantic PR op' and 'stupid' from a military standpoint. The US lacks the necessary armada in position, with its aircraft carriers (Abraham Lincoln, George H.W. Bush) positioned far from the Strait of Hormuz—one in the Arabian Sea and the other off Namibia, circumnavigating Africa to avoid Houthi threats in the Red Sea. Enforcing such a blockade would require months to muster forces and would expose US assets to Iranian long-range ballistic missiles.
The Abraham Lincoln is in the eastern Gulf of Oman/Arabian Sea; the George H.W. Bush is off Namibia, avoiding the Red Sea. Military calculations (as cited by Stravidis) indicate the US lacks the minimum requirements for enforcement. A Chinese-owned ship under a Malawi flag already transited Hormuz without US interdiction.
2Blockade's True Target: China and Global Chokepoints
The declared blockade, while ostensibly against Iran, is primarily a 'blockade of China' disguised as an Iranian port blockade. The US aims to control global bottlenecks like Hormuz and, failing that, the Strait of Malacca. China has diversified energy sources to reduce reliance on Malacca but remains vulnerable. US attempts to militarize Indonesia through troop training are seen as a move to control Malacca, directly threatening China's energy security.
Chinese sources confirm the PLA Navy will send a task force if Chinese tankers are harassed. The US strategy is 'talisoccratic,' focused on ruling waves and bottlenecks. Indonesia's defense minister signed a partnership with the US, raising concerns among BRICS members like China and Russia.
3Failed Negotiations: US Unpreparedness and Israeli Influence
US-Iran negotiations in Islamabad collapsed due to the US delegation's (led by JD Vance) lack of technical knowledge, inability to make on-the-spot decisions (requiring numerous calls to the White House), and direct interference from Israel. The Iranian delegation, in contrast, was highly prepared with expert teams and full authority, highlighting a stark contrast in diplomatic seriousness.
Iranian sources, including a member of parliament, confirmed the US delegation had 'absolutely no clue about the technical dosas.' The conversation with Vance deteriorated after 'indirect interference from the genocidal in Tel Aviv.' Vance reportedly called Benjamin Net after leaving Islamabad.
4UAE's Confrontational Stance vs. Saudi Pragmatism
The UAE, particularly Abu Dhabi, is 'at war with Iran for all practical purposes,' even attempting to lecture China on its relationship with Iran. This confrontational approach, despite both being BRICS members, contrasts sharply with Saudi Arabia's more pragmatic stance. Saudi Arabia is actively talking to Iran and pressing the Trump administration to halt the blockade due to potential geoeconomic repercussions, indicating a collapse of GCC unity.
An arrogant son of MBZ 'lectured Xi Jinping about China's relationship with Iran' in Beijing. Saudi Arabia and Iran are in direct communication. The 'new juridical regime in the Strait of Hormuz is going to be between Iran and Oman,' who are already discussing toll sharing.
5US Foreign Policy: Driven by PR, Personal Gain, and Domestic Politics
The US administration's foreign policy, including the blockade and negotiations, is largely a 'PR coup' and an attempt to create a new narrative after strategic defeats. A key motivation for the US delegation in Islamabad was to secure a 'cut in the Strait of Hormuz' for the Trump family and cronies, demonstrating a focus on personal financial gain over diplomatic substance. The administration is desperate for a quick resolution to focus on domestic economic issues and the upcoming midterms.
The blockade is a 'new narrative' to distract from 'strategic defeat.' The US delegation, including Jared Kushner, sought to 'extract some cash' from the Strait of Hormuz. Trump is 'bored' and 'pissed because he was led by Israel,' needing a 'way out' before the end of April.
Bottom Line
The US Navy's strategic avoidance of the Red Sea due to Houthi threats, forcing its aircraft carriers to circumnavigate Africa, reveals a significant degradation of its power projection capabilities and a new vulnerability in global maritime chokepoints.
This operational constraint fundamentally undermines the credibility of any US-led blockade in the Middle East, demonstrating that regional non-state actors can effectively deter a superpower's naval assets.
Nations seeking to challenge US maritime dominance can study the Houthi's successful deterrence tactics to develop asymmetric strategies for controlling strategic waterways.
The UAE's aggressive stance against Iran, including attempting to dictate China's foreign policy, despite both being BRICS members, highlights deep internal divisions and conflicting loyalties within the expanded BRICS bloc.
This internal conflict could undermine BRICS's stated goal of forming a cohesive alternative to Western-led global governance, creating opportunities for external powers to exploit these divisions.
Analysts and policymakers should closely monitor BRICS internal dynamics, as they may reveal fault lines that could be leveraged for diplomatic or economic advantage, or indicate the bloc's limitations in achieving unity on critical geopolitical issues.
Lessons
- Businesses reliant on Middle Eastern shipping should diversify routes and consider geopolitical risk assessments that account for the US's declining naval reach and the increasing assertiveness of regional powers like Iran and China.
- Diplomatic entities engaging with the US on complex geopolitical issues should be prepared for a lack of technical expertise and a focus on short-term, politically motivated outcomes, as evidenced by the Islamabad negotiations.
- Investors should note the increasing instability in global energy chokepoints like Hormuz and Malacca, and the potential for direct military confrontation between major powers (US, China) over maritime trade routes.
Quotes
"This is not a blockade of Iran. This is a blockade of China essentially disguised as a blockade of Iranian ports."
"If they start threatening to harass Chinese tankers... The PLA Navy is going to send a task force and this task force is going to be very close to the positioned American task force."
"The Americans had absolutely no clue about the technical dosas."
"The agenda is okay let's make a deal let's get some money out of this thing which is the only thing that they do."
"Donald Trump is achieving something that no one could have achieved, you know, in terms of, you know, defeating or demolishing the US empire. It's not just physically with the American bases in the Middle East, but psychologically, economically, what he's doing to the United States is just amazing."
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