Ian Fidance! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Quick Read

Comedian Ian Fidance joins hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a chaotic session of playful jabs, detailing his new YouTube series, a massive back tattoo, and a near-fatal slug-eating bet.
Ian Fidance launched 'Ian Do an Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs,' a YouTube series where he performs unconventional jobs like oyster farming and tattooing.
Fidance recently got a large, symbolic grim reaper back tattoo, enduring a four-and-a-half-hour session and fainting afterward.
A past bet involving biting a slug nearly led to 'rat lung,' a potentially fatal condition, highlighting Fidance's history of 'odd jobs' and risky behavior.

Summary

Ian Fidance returns to the 'Are You Garbage?' podcast, immediately diving into a rapid-fire exchange of insults with hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Fidance promotes his new YouTube series, 'Ian Do an Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs,' where he takes on various unconventional tasks, including working as a pit boss, head of security at the Comedy Mothership, and a licensed tattoo artist. He reveals a recently completed, extensive back tattoo depicting a grim reaper and a woman, explaining its symbolic meaning. The conversation also covers Foley's broken CPAP machine, a disastrous birthday dinner, and Fidance's past experience nearly dying from 'rat lung' after biting a slug for a bet. The episode is filled with self-deprecating humor, jabs about appearance and lifestyle, and plugs for upcoming comedy tours and merchandise.
This episode offers a raw, unscripted look into the comedic dynamic between seasoned stand-up comedians. For fans of 'Are You Garbage?' or Ian Fidance, it provides specific updates on Fidance's projects and personal life, delivered with the show's signature 'garbage' humor. It highlights how comedians leverage personal stories and mutual roasting for entertainment, showcasing a particular style of comedic interaction.

Takeaways

  • Comedian Ian Fidance is promoting his new YouTube series, 'Ian Do an Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs,' which is partnered with YMH and features him taking on various unique occupations.
  • Fidance recently acquired a large, intricate back tattoo depicting a grim reaper holding a woman, symbolizing 'death always on my back and women will be the death of me.'
  • He recounted a past incident where biting a slug for a $20 bet almost resulted in 'rat lung,' a dangerous parasitic infection, a story he shared while getting tattooed.
  • The hosts and Fidance engaged in continuous, playful insults about each other's appearance, age, and lifestyle, including Foley's broken CPAP machine and Fidance's 'homeless guy getting a job interview' attire.
  • Fidance claimed to be booked for comedy gigs until 2027, emphasizing his touring success despite feeling underestimated by peers.

Insights

1Ian Fidance Launches 'Ian Do an Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs' YouTube Series

Comedian Ian Fidance has launched a new YouTube series, 'Ian Do an Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs,' in partnership with YMH. The show features Fidance taking on various unconventional jobs, often sourced through fan outreach from the 'Are You Garbage?' podcast. Past roles include a pit boss at Terry Black's BBQ, head of security at the Comedy Mothership, a licensed tattoo artist (after a 65-dollar, one-hour course in Wisconsin), and an oyster farmer in Maine.

Fidance states, 'I've been working on it for a year. I've been filming it out of pocket for a year. And thank you out there to the AY fans, best fans in the world, you guys were messaging me, emailing me, and I got out to some jobs because of the pod that uh contacted me.' He later lists specific jobs: 'I was a pit boss at Terry Blacks... I was head of security at the comedy Mothership... I got my tattoo license in Wisconsin... I oyster farmed in Maine.'

2The Extensive Back Tattoo and Its Symbolic Meaning

Ian Fidance revealed a newly completed, large back tattoo that extends from his shoulders to his lower back. The tattoo features a grim reaper holding a woman, which Fidance explains symbolizes 'death is always on my back and women will be the death of me.' The tattooing process took four and a half hours, during which he fainted at the end due to pain and the need to stay hydrated.

Fidance describes it: 'it goes from my shoulders down to my ass, covering my my whole entire back.' He explains the meaning: 'it's a grim reaper holding a woman because the death is always on my back and women will be the death of me.' He also mentions, 'Four and a half hours. I passed out at the end. Fainted.'

3Near-Fatal Encounter with 'Rat Lung' from a Slug Bet

Fidance recounted a past incident from his carpentry days where he bit a slug for a $20 bet. He fortunately spit it out, as he later learned that consuming slugs can lead to 'rat lung,' a severe parasitic infection that caused a kid in Australia to go into a coma, become paralyzed, and eventually die. This story underscores Fidance's history of engaging in bizarre and risky activities.

Fidance states, 'I made a bet this guy bet me 20 bucks I wouldn't eat a slug so I bid it in half. I spit it out. Thank God because if I ate it, I would have went into a coma and died cuz I would have gotten rat lung.' He elaborates on the Australian case: 'This kid This kid in Australia went into a [__] coma for like 426 days and then he [__] was paralyzed and then died.'

Notable Moments

Ian Fidance reveals his extensive back tattoo, a grim reaper holding a woman, explaining its dark symbolic meaning.

This moment provides a visual and personal insight into Fidance's life and artistic choices, sparking immediate comedic reactions and further banter from the hosts.

Fidance recounts his near-death experience with 'rat lung' after biting a slug for a $20 bet, a story he shared while getting his back tattooed.

This anecdote highlights Fidance's 'odd guy' persona and his willingness to engage in bizarre, dangerous acts, providing a memorable and shocking comedic beat.

The hosts and Fidance engage in a prolonged comedic argument about Foley's 'bad' birthday party, where guests allegedly weren't drinking enough due to Foley's sobriety.

This segment showcases the podcast's signature style of self-deprecating humor and exaggerated interpersonal conflict, revealing the dynamics of their friendship and comedic collaboration.

Quotes

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"It's a grim reaper holding a woman because the death is always on my back and women will be the death of me."

Ian Fidance
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"I'm a different type of rich where I'm not. Okay, I'm getting there."

Ian Fidance
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"I was a pit boss at Terry Blacks... I was head of security at the comedy Mothership... I got my tattoo license in Wisconsin... I oyster farmed in Maine."

Ian Fidance
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"I made a bet this guy bet me 20 bucks I wouldn't eat a slug so I bid it in half. I spit it out. Thank God because if I ate it, I would have went into a coma and died cuz I would have gotten rat lung."

Ian Fidance

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