The Venmo Scam! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Summary
Takeaways
- ❖H. Foley's failed attempt to Venmo a stranger for cash at a cash-only gas station in a rough neighborhood highlights the immediate distrust triggered by such requests.
- ❖The hosts debate whether referring to an SUV as a 'truck' is a 'garbage' behavior, concluding it's often a superficial attempt to appear 'cool' rather than a practical description.
- ❖Using a frozen bagel as a makeshift ice pack for lunch is deemed an ingenious, albeit slightly 'garbage,' solution that surprisingly worked.
- ❖Enjoying a cold drink on the commode is firmly classified as 'garbage' due to the unsanitary 'physical tension' in the air during 'big boy dumps.'
- ❖Loading a grandfather's ashes into a shotgun shell for a three-gun salute is considered 'trashy' but ultimately a 'respectable' and unique send-off for a 'dirtbag' grandpa.
Insights
1The Venmo Scam Attempt
Comedian H. Foley recounts his failed attempt to Venmo a stranger for cash at a cash-only gas station in a 'bad part of town.' His disheveled appearance and the unusual request led the stranger to perceive him as a threat or scammer, resulting in a swift refusal.
Foley was in LA, without his wallet, only phone, dressed in what he slept in, at a cash-only gas station. He tried to Venmo a man getting 20s from an ATM for $20 cash, but the man refused, clearly perceiving him as a threat or scammer.
2SUV vs. Truck: A 'Trashy' Flex
The hosts debate whether calling an SUV a 'truck' is a 'garbage' behavior. H. Foley admits to calling his Tahoe a 'truck' to sound cool, but acknowledges it's misleading if actual utility (like hauling gravel) is implied. Kevin Ryan frames it as a 'flex' and only appropriate if the vehicle is genuinely used for truck-like purposes.
H. Foley states, 'I call my Tahoe a truck. I got the truck.' Kevin Ryan responds, 'That's trash... That's something like an accountant would say to try to sound cool.'
3Drinking on the Commode: A 'Garbage' Act
The hosts agree that drinking (and especially eating) on the toilet is 'garbage' due to the unsanitary environment. They cite the 'physical tension' and 'temperature change' in the air during 'big boy dumps' as reasons to avoid consuming anything in that space.
H. Foley explains, 'something shuts off in my brain in those situations cuz I know what's in the air.' He adds that during 'big boy dumps, that air like the the physical tension in the air changes.'
4Ashes in a Shotgun Shell: Respectably Trashy
The hosts discuss a listener's question about loading a grandfather's ashes into a shotgun shell for a three-gun salute. They classify the act as 'trashy' but ultimately 'respectable' and a 'hell of a way to go' for a 'dirtbag' grandpa, acknowledging the unique effort involved in custom ammunition.
H. Foley concludes, 'Yes, but I I respect it. That's Respect it. That's That's a That's a Hell of a way to go.'
5The Frozen Bagel Ice Pack
A listener used a frozen bagel as a makeshift ice pack for her lunch, which later thawed and she ate. The hosts debate the effectiveness and 'garbage' nature of this solution, with one host admitting to always using an ice pack for lunch, even if thawed.
The listener 'grabbed a frozen bagel in a Ziploc bag that I would knew I was never going to eat. Hm. It ended up being thawed out later, and she ate the bagel that day.'
Lessons
- Always carry some cash, especially if venturing into areas where digital payments might not be accepted or trusted.
- Be mindful of your appearance and context when interacting with strangers, as it heavily influences how your intentions are perceived.
- When describing your vehicle, consider if calling an SUV a 'truck' genuinely reflects its utility or if it's an attempt to project a certain image.
Notable Moments
H. Foley describes looking like a 'gas station guy' while on a 15-minute animated phone call outside a cash-only gas station, setting the stage for his failed Venmo attempt.
This moment establishes the humorous and self-deprecating tone of Foley's story, highlighting how external perceptions can quickly categorize someone as 'garbage.'
The hosts discuss the 'cement mixer' wrestling move, an illegal neck hold finisher invented by a neighbor, highlighting the rough-and-tumble nature of childhood fights.
This anecdote provides a glimpse into the hosts' childhood experiences and the unique, often dangerous, aspects of their upbringing, contributing to their 'garbage' persona.
H. Foley recounts his childhood experience of trying to smoke a 'heater' on the toilet like his dad, only to immediately hate the combination.
This personal story illustrates the early development of Foley's 'garbage' sensibilities and his eventual rejection of certain 'trashy' habits, despite familial influence.
Quotes
"I know this sounds crazy, but can I Venmo you for 20 bucks?"
"You're just sitting there looking at it like the like a slices of turkey coming out of the... You going to eat all that?"
"Feel free to say no. I'm not going to hurt you or nothing. Kill your family."
"It's not the best version of swimming and it's not the best heater to be."
"Yes, but I I respect it. That's Respect it. That's That's a That's a Hell of a way to go."
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