The Megyn Kelly Show
The Megyn Kelly Show
April 30, 2026

Wild Female Finance Exec Allegations, & LA's Own Socialist, w/ Adam Carolla, Plus Poet Joseph Massey

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Quick Read

Megyn Kelly and Adam Carolla dissect a shocking JP Morgan sexual assault lawsuit, critique modern dating advice and 'woke' advertising, and discuss the rise of self-published poetry as an antidote to societal desensitization.
The JP Morgan lawsuit, alleging sexual assault by a female executive, is met with host skepticism, questioning the plaintiff's credibility and the company's investigation.
Alex Cooper's 'first date' advice for young women is slammed for promoting self-loathing and undermining traditional relationship values.
The hosts criticize 'woke' advertising and political figures for perceived narcissism and incompetence, advocating for a return to traditional roles and common sense.

Summary

Megyn Kelly and Adam Carolla dive into a sensational lawsuit against JP Morgan, where a male employee alleges severe sexual harassment and assault by a female executive. They express skepticism about parts of the plaintiff's claims, particularly the emotional responses, and question the company's handling of the internal investigation. The conversation shifts to a critique of modern dating advice from a sex podcaster, advocating for traditional relationship values. They also discuss the changing landscape of advertising, the use of Ozempic among celebrities and politicians, and the perceived incompetence and narcissism of certain political figures. The episode concludes with an interview with self-published poet Joseph Massie, highlighting his success despite being 'canceled' by the literary establishment, and emphasizing the role of art in combating societal desensitization, particularly in light of a disturbing viral video mocking an assassination.
This episode offers a critical lens on several pressing societal issues, from the complexities of workplace harassment allegations in a 'Me Too' era to the erosion of traditional values in dating and advertising. It highlights the hosts' concerns about political discourse, the impact of social media on empathy, and the importance of individual resilience against 'cancel culture.' For listeners, it provides a strong, opinionated perspective on navigating modern social and cultural shifts, encouraging a return to what the hosts consider common sense and traditional principles.

Takeaways

  • A male JP Morgan employee's lawsuit alleging sexual assault and harassment by a female executive, including racial slurs and drugging, is met with significant skepticism by the hosts.
  • Adam Carolla suggests the JP Morgan lawsuit might be a fabrication to cover up an affair, citing the plaintiff's alleged emotional responses and refusal to cooperate with the internal investigation.
  • Alex Cooper's dating advice, encouraging immediate sexual intimacy, is strongly condemned for leading women to self-loathing and unhappiness, contrasting with traditional 'rules' for relationships.
  • Adam Carolla argues that women in power are just as susceptible to corruption and abuse as men, challenging the notion that female leadership inherently creates a more cordial society.
  • The hosts criticize brands for 'steering culture' with 'woke' advertising, contrasting it with Miller Light's return to traditional marketing featuring attractive women.
  • Concerns are raised about the skeletal appearance of celebrities like Olivia Wilde, suggesting potential Ozempic abuse and mental health issues, while noting a different impact on politicians using weight-loss drugs.
  • Political figures like Jasmine Crockett and Ilhan Omar are criticized for perceived narcissism, playing the 'race card,' and displaying functional incompetence.
  • The success of 'canceled' poet Joseph Massie through self-publishing is celebrated as a victory against the 'evil poetry industry' and 'cancel culture' bullies.
  • The hosts express alarm over a viral video of high schoolers mocking an assassination for a prom transition, highlighting a dangerous societal desensitization to death and violence.

Insights

1Skepticism Surrounds JP Morgan Sexual Assault Lawsuit

A male employee (John Doe) sued JP Morgan and executive director Lorna Hajini, alleging severe sexual harassment, assault, racial slurs, and career threats. Hajini allegedly coerced him into non-consensual acts, threatened his promotion, and even drugged him. However, both Megyn Kelly and Adam Carolla express strong skepticism, particularly about the plaintiff's claims of crying during forced acts and his alleged refusal to cooperate with JP Morgan's internal investigation. They suggest the lawsuit might be an attempt to cover up a consensual affair or is largely fabricated, noting the extreme specificity of the allegations makes them either highly credible or completely made up.

Plaintiff alleges Hajini forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his wishes, causing him to cry. Hajini allegedly admonished him for crying and failing to achieve an erection. JP Morgan states the complainant refused to participate in their investigation and declined to provide central facts. Adam Carolla questions the crying and the lack of prior incidents for such extreme behavior. Megyn Kelly states, 'I don't believe a word of this' regarding the drugging and racist phone calls.

2Critique of Modern Dating Advice and Traditional Roles

Megyn Kelly and Adam Carolla strongly criticize a sex podcaster's advice encouraging young women to engage in immediate sexual intimacy (kissing on the first date, anal on the second). They argue this advice, framed as empowering, actually leads to women feeling 'disgusted' and experiencing 'self-loathing' due to meaningless encounters. Carolla advocates for a return to traditional gender roles, where men fix things and women embrace motherhood, asserting that abandoning these roles has made women 'miserable, suicidal, and childless at 35.'

Sex podcaster Alex Cooper advises, 'kiss them the first date, sleep with them the first night... whatever feels right.' Megyn Kelly counters, 'women who make those same choices... wound up deeply, deeply unhappy because even if you do wind up getting married... he doesn't care about your very loose ass, you care. You feel disgusting.' Adam Carolla states, 'We basically told them every feeling you have is valid... and they become more miserable, had less kids... childless at 35.'

3The Dangers of Societal Desensitization and 'Woke' Culture

The hosts lament a growing societal desensitization, particularly among youth, evidenced by a viral video of high schoolers using audio from an assassination for a prom transition video. They connect this to the constant bombardment of disturbing online content and the erosion of traditional values. Adam Carolla also criticizes 'woke' advertising that prioritizes ideology over product attributes and political figures who play the 'race card' or exhibit functional incompetence, attributing these issues to an unchecked 'narcissistic disorder' and a misguided emphasis on individualism.

A video shows high schoolers using audio from Charlie Kirk's assassination for a prom outfit transition. Joseph Massie describes it as 'horrific vitriol and the completely cavalier attitude towards death.' Adam Carolla mentions Volkswagen's commercial with 'a biracial gay couple adopts a sheep' and states, 'We don't like being force-fed ideology we disagree with.' He also criticizes politicians like Jasmine Crockett for saying, 'I'm a black woman first,' calling it 'insanely narcissistic.'

Key Concepts

All Roads Lead to Narcissism

Adam Carolla's model suggesting that much of modern societal behavior, particularly self-celebration and identity politics, stems from an unchecked and celebrated narcissism that prevents self-correction and genuine empathy.

The Biological Entity Model

Adam Carolla's argument that humans, like animals, are biological entities with predictable behaviors and needs, implying that universal 'rules' or principles for happiness, relationships, and societal function exist, contrary to the modern emphasis on radical individualism.

Lessons

  • Support independent artists and creators who have been 'canceled' by mainstream establishments, like poet Joseph Massie, by purchasing their work to defy 'cancel culture' and promote diverse voices.
  • Exercise caution and critical thinking when consuming modern dating advice, particularly from sources that encourage immediate sexual intimacy, as it may lead to negative emotional outcomes and self-loathing.
  • Actively seek out and engage with art and literature that re-sensitizes individuals to the beauty and sacredness of ordinary life, as a counter-balance to the desensitizing effects of constant exposure to disturbing online content.

Notable Moments

Adam Carolla's humorous take on his Hollywood Walk of Fame star placement, suggesting near Donald Trump's star (for a 'two-for-one' destruction) or a methadone clinic (for a captive audience).

Showcases Carolla's characteristic dark humor and provides a lighthearted moment amidst heavier topics, while also subtly commenting on the political polarization surrounding Trump's star.

Discussion of politicians like Tim Walls, Karen Bass, Katie Porter, and JB Pritzker appearing to have lost significant weight, prompting speculation about Ozempic use.

Highlights a growing public observation about the use of weight-loss drugs among public figures and raises questions about health, public image, and the ethics of such rapid transformations.

Megyn Kelly and Adam Carolla's reaction to a Volkswagen commercial featuring a biracial gay couple adopting a sheep.

Illustrates the hosts' critique of 'woke' advertising that they believe prioritizes social messaging over product features, and Adam Carolla's 'time machine' fantasy emphasizes the drastic shift in advertising norms over decades.

Joseph Massie's account of being 'canceled' by the 'evil poetry industry' and his subsequent success through self-publishing.

Serves as an inspiring narrative of resilience against 'cancel culture,' demonstrating that artists can thrive outside traditional gatekeepers and find an audience directly, while also exposing the perceived toxicity within niche artistic communities.

Quotes

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"If you don't f me soon, I'm going to ruin you. Never forget I effing own you."

Lorna Hajini (allegedly)
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"I don't know that that's true at all as far as I can I can tell. I I I live in a city that's ruled by Karen Bass and she's every bit as horrible as any any male governor we've or mayor we've ever had."

Adam Carolla
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"We basically told them every feeling you have is valid. Every thought you have is valid. You need to act however you want to act, but more like a man sexually would be better for you... and most of them are insane and suicidal and childless at 35."

Adam Carolla
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"I'm a black woman in America. So, I MEAN, you know, I mean, some people are just like, 'Oh, but you're a congresswoman. I'm a black woman first.'"

Jasmine Crockett
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"My hope is poetry can help people reensitize themselves to the world because what you just showed is a just a horrible sensor way to live in such a desensitized way where death is something to be mocked and made fun of. It's um truly disgusting."

Joseph Massie

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