Kippy’s in Love with Foley! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Takeaways
- ❖Kevin Ryan and H. Foley heavily promote their new line of 'Are You Garbage?' merchandise, including comfort color tees and St. Patty's Day themed items.
- ❖H. Foley describes his blue-collar family's aversion to sleeping in, contrasting with his current enjoyment of extensive rest, comparing himself to 'Olympic people' and 'Huberman'.
- ❖Kevin Ryan expresses a strong dislike for formal wedding speeches and sit-downs, preferring continuous partying.
- ❖The hosts discuss the difficulty of spelling common words like 'connoisseur,' 'decision,' 'restaurant,' and 'business,' often relying on autocorrect.
- ❖A debate ensues over the 'garbage' status of Circle K offering free chicken 'nuggies' at 6 AM, with Foley seeing it as a perk for travelers and Ryan fearing it would attract 'crazies'.
- ❖They humorously explore the 'garbage' nature of masturbating on major holidays, considering factors like timing, volume, and proximity to family members.
- ❖Kevin Ryan admits to disliking actors Channing Tatum and John Cena, finding them too similar.
Notable Moments
H. Foley describes using natural disaster sounds like 'Hurricane Irene' or 'Katrina' from rain machines to aid sleep, framing it as a way to 'shut the whole situation out'.
This moment exemplifies the podcast's dark, absurd humor, taking a common sleep aid and twisting it into a 'garbage' extreme.
Kevin Ryan recounts a private comedy gig at a label factory that made Tylenol labels, where he felt his pay was not 'proportionately' bumped after the overall gig pay increased, leading to a comedic 'stiffed' accusation.
This anecdote provides a specific, behind-the-scenes look at the early career struggles and financial dynamics in comedy, framed with the podcast's signature 'garbage' humor.
The hosts discuss a listener's mom calling them 'two fat guys talking sh*t' on TV, only for her attitude to change after watching the 'Rob Lowe episode'.
This highlights the podcast's self-aware humor and the unexpected appeal of celebrity guests in validating their comedic style to a broader audience.
Quotes
"You get a little blue chew. You get yourself straightened out. You're happy. She's happy. How you doing?"
"I don't know. I hate the formal sitdown at a wedding. It's like sucks. I hate the speeches. Hate everything about it. Like we're vibing. We're partying and this guy wants to start giving a PowerPoint presentation. I got to do."
"I will never connect to a Bluetooth speaker ever in my life. Ever in my life. My wife's like, 'Connect to the Bluetooth?' Yeah, you catch me catch me in 24 hours still connected. I got my in-laws down at the table making schnitle."
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