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Paco Arías introduces unwritten rules for wakes, such as prohibiting children and pregnant women, and avoiding prolonged staring at the deceased. Guest Dianita Secreto de Bruja explains that as an empath, she avoids wakes due to the overwhelming absorption of grief and instability, which can lead to weeks of depression.

Paco mentions rules at 00:05. Dianita details her empathic experience and its effects at 05:31.

Paco recounts his aunt's death, where she screamed, believing she was fighting a 'demon' in her final moments (08:43). In contrast, his grandmother experienced a 'beautiful moment' before dying, happily calling out the names of her already deceased sisters (11:15). Dianita notes that people often see angels, demons, or death itself during their transition.

Paco describes his aunt's experience at 08:43 and his grandmother's at 11:15. Dianita comments on dying visions at 10:26.

A listener's anonymous story details a grandmother's wake plagued by her children's bitter disputes over inheritance. The granddaughter observed two large candles extinguishing without a draft and, upon closer inspection, saw tears forming and rolling down her deceased grandmother's cheeks in the casket. The tears stopped only after the family's fighting subsided, suggesting the grandmother's spirit was distressed by the conflict.

The candles extinguishing and the grandmother's tears are described from 18:30 to 20:02. The family conflict is detailed from 17:01.

Dianita shares a story from her deceased father-in-law about a wake in Ciudad Nezahualcóyotl. During a heavy rainstorm between 3 and 4 AM, attendees heard the distinct, prolonged wails of La Llorona, growing closer until she was heard directly outside the funeral home's gate. The experience terrified everyone, especially the children, and the rain stopped immediately after the entity departed past 4 AM.

Dianita recounts the Llorona story from 24:04 to 27:30.

Paco shares a family story about his grandfather, a 'man of old' who enjoyed drinking and gambling. One night, while walking home, he encountered a beautiful woman in white by a body of water. He followed her, noticing she floated without touching the ground. When he finally caught up and touched her shoulder, her face transformed into that of a horse or donkey, revealing her as La Segua (or Ciguana), an entity known to target men with specific vices. His inebriation is credited with saving him from greater harm.

Paco details his grandfather's encounter with La Segua from 32:02 to 36:30.

A listener's story describes a man at his cousin's wake who befriended a young boy he believed was the son of an ex-girlfriend. After the ex-girlfriend left, the man found the boy still sitting alone. Upon calling the ex-girlfriend, she denied bringing her child. The man then saw the boy walk towards a 'door' where he reunited with a woman. A funeral home employee revealed that the door led to the refrigeration unit, and a mother and child matching their description had been stored there for weeks.

The story of the ghost child is told from 40:05 to 45:10.

Dianita shares her mother's premonition of a neighborhood 'witch's' death. Her mother, a premonitor, dreamt of dark figures entering the witch's house, who screamed, 'Go away, I don't want to!' The figures then dragged the screaming witch out by her hair. The next day, the witch died, and her wake was notably empty, contrasting with the usual 'light' visions Dianita's mother experienced for others' deaths.

Dianita recounts her mother's premonition from 45:45 to 50:24.

Marián shares a story about her uncle Rafael, who died of cancer after being abandoned by his wife, Mercedes. Before his death, Rafael explicitly told his mother he did not want Mercedes at his funeral or near his casket. When Mercedes arrived at the wake, Marián's family confronted her. As Mercedes approached the open casket, the lid slammed shut, nearly hitting her face, and could not be reopened by her, only by Marián later. This was interpreted as Rafael's spirit enforcing his last wish.

The story of Rafael's wake and the closing casket is told from 55:31 to 01:02:07.

Dianita recounts an influencer friend's experience in Haiti, where she witnessed a deceased person being buried with knives in their casket. Days later, the family returned to the cemetery because the 'dead person had killed someone.' It was revealed that the knives are a tradition to allow the deceased to defend themselves if a necromancer attempts to raise them for witchcraft or enslavement. In this instance, the deceased successfully defended against a necromancer.

Dianita describes the Haitian tradition and the incident from 01:03:07 to 01:06:45.

The hosts discuss extreme witchcraft practices, particularly in Haiti and Nigeria, where the original, unmixed forms of magic persist. This includes the use of human remains, such as bones, brains, and other organs, in powerful rituals and 'calderos' (cauldrons), as described in the 'forbidden content' segment.

The discussion on extreme witchcraft and human remains begins at 01:13:12 and continues to 01:14:02.