THE MILE HIGH CLUB! -You Should Know Podcast- Episode 211
Quick Read
Summary
Takeaways
- ❖Cam experienced a loud diarrhea incident in a public restroom, leading to a stranger's audible reaction.
- ❖Peyton's girlfriend checked his underwear for poop after he 'shot some in his draws' due to excessive espresso consumption.
- ❖Peyton's wife, Liv, was scammed out of $11,000 via a wire transfer to a 'Jaden in Brooklyn' after being convinced of fake Best Buy and Uber fraud charges.
- ❖Europe has seen multiple large-scale chocolate heists, including 12 tons of Kit Kats and 200,000 chocolate eggs.
- ❖Peyton is not excited to visit London and Manchester for the YSK tour, citing concerns about food, lack of sunshine, and a general 'sadness' he associates with the cities.
- ❖Peyton cried watching WWE return videos, comparing the emotional impact to soldiers returning home.
- ❖The hosts are confused by the mechanics of hot air balloons, questioning how they inflate and land without plummeting.
- ❖Childhood questions that remain unanswered include the true identity of the 'dealer' in 'Deal or No Deal' and the belief that swallowed gum stays in your stomach for seven years.
Insights
1Public Restroom Diarrhea Incident
Cam recounts a highly embarrassing experience in a public restroom where he had a very loud diarrhea episode, which was audibly acknowledged by a man in the adjacent stall. This led to a discussion about public restroom etiquette and the discomfort of silence during such moments.
Cam: 'I literally was sitting there and I went, "Oh my god." Cuz there was a dude in the stall right next to me.' [] 'It literally was like a such a pop.' [] 'And then it was just like it literally sounded if you opened your water.' [] 'The comment, he just went he went. "Oo woo." And I just went It was bad, dude.' []
2The $11,000 Scam
Peyton details how his wife, Liv, was scammed out of $11,000. She received a call from someone posing as the bank, claiming fraudulent charges from Best Buy and Uber. The scammer convinced her to transfer all their money to a 'different account' for protection, which turned out to be a wire transfer to a person named Jaden in Brooklyn. The money was immediately withdrawn and the account closed.
Peyton: 'She sent $11,000 to a guy named Jaden in Brooklyn with a Bank of America account.' [] 'That account's been closed. That hit his account. He deposit.' []
3Massive Chocolate Heists in Europe
The hosts discuss recent news of large-scale chocolate thefts in Europe, including 12 tons (over 400,000 bars) of Kit Kats and 200,000 chocolate eggs. They humorously speculate about the motives and methods of these 'chocolate kingpins,' likening them to Willy Wonka running a drug empire.
Peyton: 'Cam, 12 tons of Kit Kats were stolen.' [] 'A total of 413793 Kit Kat bars were stolen.' [] 'There was a British man sentenced to 18 months in jail in July of 2023 for stealing 200,000 chocolate eggs.' []
4Skepticism Towards London/Manchester Tour
Peyton expresses a 'hot take' about not being excited to visit London and Manchester for their upcoming tour. He cites concerns about the food, lack of sunshine, and a general 'gray' and 'depressing' atmosphere, fearing it will negatively impact his mood and nutritional needs.
Peyton: 'I am not excited to go over there. HOT TAKE. HOT TAKE. HOT TAKE.' [] 'I don't think I'm going to get my nutritional needs over there.' [] 'I don't want to go to London and feel good after I eat a burger. That's not what burgers are for.' [] 'I'm naturally depressed like I'm naturally depressed and I live in a great city. I don't want to go to the gray city.' []
5Confusion Over Hot Air Balloon Mechanics
The hosts are genuinely baffled by how hot air balloons work, questioning the science behind a 'big tarp' with a 'bread basket' being lifted by fire. They struggle to understand the inflation process on the ground and how it avoids plummeting when the heat is cut off.
Cam: 'I don't understand how hot air balloons work.' [] 'It is a basket, right? A basket. IT'S A BREAD BASKET That can hold five humans in it and then all it's got is a big oven on top of it and you just flick the fireplace on and then there's a there's a balloon on top of it and if you set fire to the balloon you're up in the air.' [] 'How do you not just plummet?' []
Notable Moments
Cam's detailed account of his public diarrhea incident and the stranger's 'Oo woo' reaction.
This highly personal and humorous anecdote sets a candid tone for the episode, showcasing the hosts' willingness to share embarrassing moments for entertainment.
Peyton's story of his wife Liv being scammed out of $11,000, including the dramatic reveal in the car and the bank's inability to recover the funds.
This segment serves as a cautionary tale about common scams and highlights the emotional and financial impact, while also providing a narrative arc within the episode.
The discussion about massive chocolate heists in Europe, humorously attributing them to a 'Willy Wonka Escobar' figure.
This lighthearted segment adds a touch of absurd crime commentary and creative storytelling to the episode.
Peyton's emotional reaction to watching WWE return videos, leading him to cry in his car.
This moment reveals a surprisingly vulnerable and passionate side of Peyton, connecting with the emotional impact of pop culture and nostalgia.
The hosts' prolonged and genuinely confused debate about the physics and operation of hot air balloons.
This segment highlights their shared curiosity and humor about everyday phenomena, showcasing their dynamic and often bewildered approach to the world.
Quotes
"I like the initial pop. And then it's like someone just like put dynamite in a dam and all the water's running out now."
"I can brew like I'm a barista of my bowels. I can really sit there and let it bubble and I I can pivot to make it shoot out certain ways."
"She sent $11,000 to a guy named Jaden in Brooklyn with a Bank of America account."
"I want my burgers injected with things that are going to ruin me in 20 years. I don't care. In the physical moment, I get a dopamine hit that is unbeatable."
"I am crying. I am a grown man. Full-blown tears are coming down my cheek from both eyeballs. I was crying and I literally out loud went, 'What the is wrong with me?'"
"You ain't never going to see a black dude on a hot air balloon. You're never going to see it. Never going to see it. Close your eyes and imagine it. You can't."
"It's every character that you don't have 100% confirmation of their identity. They're black."
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