Picky Eaters w/ Trevor Wallace! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Summary
Takeaways
- ❖Ordering all drumsticks or flats for wings is seen as a 'wild ask' and generally trashy, though some apps now allow it with an upcharge.
- ❖Comedian Trevor Wallace revealed a 'dirt bag move' of leasing a used Porsche Taycan (an EV) at Tesla prices due to rapid EV depreciation, making luxury accessible.
- ❖Sending food back at a restaurant is often avoided to prevent delaying the group, but subtly complaining can prompt others to offer their food.
- ❖There's a humorous debate about an 'age limit' for eating Doritos, with 30s being 'questionable' and Doritos Locos Tacos being strictly for 14 and under.
- ❖A story of a credit card declining while buying a $5,000 purse for a girlfriend, forcing her to pay, highlights a major gift-giving faux pas.
- ❖The hosts and guest discuss the perceived 'scare factor' of deli workers and the awkwardness of asking for specific quantities like a 'quarter pound' of meat.
Insights
1The 'Trashiness' of Custom Wing Orders
The hosts and guest debated whether it's 'trashy' to request only drumsticks or flats when ordering wings. While some apps now offer this with an upcharge, the consensus was that directly asking a server for such a specific, labor-intensive modification is generally considered impolite and 'wild.'
Kevin Ryan's cousin requested 'all drumsticks' for 20 wings, leading to a discussion about the fry cook's burden and the expectation of restaurants to cater to such specific demands. Trevor Wallace noted that some apps like Buffalo Wild Wings allow this for an upcharge, indicating a shift in consumer expectations.
2The EV Resale 'Life Hack'
Trevor Wallace shared a personal 'dirt bag move' where he leased a used Porsche Taycan, an electric vehicle, for a price comparable to a Tesla Model 3. He explained that used EVs experience significant depreciation because consumers anticipate better range and technology in newer models, making them a 'shitty market' for resale but a great opportunity for leasing.
Wallace recounted getting a used Porsche Taycan, an electric model, and securing a lease deal that resulted in payments only $100 more than his previous Tesla Model 3. He attributed this to the rapid depreciation of used EVs and a helpful fan at the dealership.
3The Ultimate Gift-Giving Faux Pas
Trevor Wallace detailed a mortifying experience where his credit card declined while attempting to pay for a $5,000 luxury purse he was buying for a girlfriend. The girlfriend ended up paying for it, and he had to wire her the money later, completely stripping the gift of its intended sentiment and creating a lasting negative memory.
Wallace described buying a $5,000 purse for a girlfriend after a year of dating. His card declined twice, and she offered to pay. He then had to arrange a wire transfer through his business manager to reimburse her, making the gesture feel transactional and embarrassing.
4The Etiquette of Getting Service Attention
When a service person has their back to you, the hosts and guest discussed the proper etiquette for getting their attention. Direct confrontation or aggressively ringing a bell is generally avoided. Subtle noises or faking a phone call are preferred over startling the worker.
Kevin Ryan's question about getting attention at a deli counter led to Trevor Wallace suggesting faking a phone call or making a 'man, long day' type of noise. They agreed that ringing a bell is too jarring and 'traumatizing' for the worker.
Lessons
- When dining out, consider the restaurant's policy on modifications; removing an item is generally acceptable, but requesting specific parts of a dish (like all drumsticks) might be seen as 'trashy' unless explicitly offered.
- If you're considering an electric vehicle, explore the used market and leasing options for significant savings, as rapid depreciation can make luxury EVs surprisingly affordable.
- Avoid making grand gestures or expensive gifts if your financial situation isn't secure, as a declined card can turn a thoughtful present into an embarrassing and memorable faux pas.
- When trying to get a service person's attention, opt for subtle, non-confrontational methods like a polite 'excuse me' or a soft cough, rather than loud calls or aggressive bell-ringing.
Notable Moments
Trevor Wallace's 'dirt bag move' of leasing a used Porsche Taycan at Tesla prices due to EV depreciation.
Highlights an unconventional financial strategy for acquiring luxury items and reveals a specific market inefficiency in the electric vehicle sector.
Trevor's story of his credit card declining while buying a $5,000 purse for a girlfriend, leading her to pay for it.
A highly relatable and cringe-worthy anecdote about financial embarrassment and the unintended consequences of gift-giving, sparking a discussion on the true value of gifts.
The hosts' and guest's debate on the 'age limit' for eating Doritos and Doritos Locos Tacos.
A humorous and culturally relevant discussion about perceived social norms surrounding snack foods, reflecting on maturity and public image.
Trevor Wallace receiving a roll of tape as a Hanukkah gift from his dad.
A funny and memorable anecdote about a 'garbage' gift that stands out more than any expensive present, illustrating the subjective nature of gift value.
Quotes
"I would say 20 years ago, that'd be a wild ask. I think you're allowed to now, and I don't know why. I don't know why. You're just allowed."
"I'll out loud say that I don't like it and hope hope other people are like, 'Well, do you want some of mine?'"
"If you're a pilot, I don't want you eating it. I'd play right now."
"These electric vehicles once they're used, they're the resale is [expletive] 'cuz everybody goes, 'Well, I don't want to buy this thing 'cuz in 2 years the range is going to be better and it's going to... Yeah, 'cuz it's still so new in the process. They're only going to get better.'"
"I felt like I was almost like, and this is not a great way to put it at all, but I felt like I was like feeding the meter. I'm like, sure, this will get me to this will buy me six months of like, Trevor's not a bad guy. Trevor's a good boyfriend."
"Anytime somebody's on a phone in a Zoom meeting, I go, I don't need your opinion."
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