The Joe Budden Podcast
The Joe Budden Podcast
April 19, 2026

The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 921 | Cheeks Come Out At Night

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Quick Read

The Joe Budden Podcast crew delivers unfiltered, often provocative opinions on everything from celebrity legal troubles and controversial comedy specials to personal relationship dynamics and the economics of selling sex.
The hosts dissect the David/Celeste Rivas Hernandez case, questioning police tactics and legal statements.
Dave Chappelle's Saudi shows spark a heated debate on 'dirty money' and artistic principles.
Nia Long's NDA for younger dates and the WNBA drafting a couple ignite discussions on modern relationship dynamics.

Summary

This episode features Joe Budden and his co-hosts engaging in wide-ranging, candid discussions. Topics include the arrest of David in the Celeste Rivas Hernandez case, with debates on police investigation tactics and legal statements; Dave Chappelle's controversial Saudi Arabia performances and the ethics of 'dirty money'; the WNBA's decision to draft a player's girlfriend, sparking debate on team dynamics and marketing; and Nia Long's preference for younger men and NDAs. The hosts also delve into hypothetical scenarios like pricing male escorts and offer advice on dealing with a 'crazy ex,' all delivered with their characteristic humor and strong, often conflicting, viewpoints.
The podcast offers a raw, unvarnished look at contemporary cultural and social issues through the lens of its opinionated hosts. It provides insight into how public figures and everyday dilemmas are perceived and discussed within a specific cultural context, highlighting the complexities and contradictions in modern discourse, particularly around ethics, relationships, and celebrity actions.

Takeaways

  • The hosts believe police often delay arrests in high-profile cases to gather more evidence, allowing suspects to get 'sloppy.'
  • There was significant debate on whether Dave Chappelle compromised his principles by performing in Saudi Arabia, given his prior stance.
  • The WNBA's Dallas Wings drafting a star player's girlfriend (Paige Bueckers and AZ Fudd) was seen as a savvy marketing move, despite potential team dynamic risks.
  • Nia Long's requirement for younger dates to sign NDAs sparked a discussion on privacy, celebrity, and the perceived 'looseness' of men.
  • The hosts offered practical (and humorous) advice for dealing with a 'crazy ex' who stalks social media.

Insights

1Police Tactics in High-Profile Cases (Celeste Rivas Hernandez Case)

The hosts debated the police's slow response in arresting David in the Celeste Rivas Hernandez murder case. While Joe and others criticized the delay, Mark argued that police intentionally wait for suspects to become 'sloppy' and gather more evidence, citing the decomposition of the body as a factor requiring a tighter case. He also noted that publicly stating a suspect is 'not a person of interest' can disarm them, leading to mistakes.

Mark stated, 'people get arrogant when they think they have the perfect crime. They think they got away with it. They get sloppy and they start going back to the crime, they start making phone calls, they start doing things that allow them to collect more evidence. David thought for a minute that he wasn't a person of interest because they publicly said he's not a person of interest.'

2Dave Chappelle's Saudi Arabia Performances and 'Dirty Money'

A clip of Dave Chappelle discussing his decision to perform in Saudi Arabia, despite initial qualms about human rights issues, sparked a debate. Chappelle argued that 'no money is clean' and that all major entities (US government, Netflix) do business with the Saudis. The hosts debated whether his justification, citing 'time and the wheels of commerce,' was a principled stance or a concession.

Chappelle stated, 'As soon as a black man can make money off the plantation, they're trying to tell you that the money is dirty. Well, okay. I I'll go home and spend the money with actual slave owners on it. Where is this clean money you're talking?'

3WNBA Drafting a Star Player's Partner

The Dallas Wings drafted AZ Fudd, who is in a public relationship with star player Paige Bueckers. Mark questioned the wisdom of drafting a player's significant other, citing potential team dynamic issues if the relationship sours, especially with young athletes. Other hosts viewed it as a smart marketing and talent acquisition move, given their on-court chemistry.

Mark stated, 'most 20-year-olds don't stay with the person they with and when y'all break up and y'all on the same team that [expletive] could get ugly is all I'm saying.' Joe countered, 'I'm trying to sell tickets, man. Draft my girl. Yo, I'm trying to sell I'm trying to sell tickets.'

4Nia Long's NDAs for Younger Dates

Nia Long's comments about preferring to date younger men and requiring them to sign NDAs for one-night stands led to a discussion about privacy, celebrity, and the perceived 'talking' tendencies of younger men. The hosts debated the necessity and effectiveness of such NDAs, and the double standards applied to men and women dating younger partners.

Joe noted, 'She's talking about how the [men] is kind of on some new [expletive] and they be talking and running their mouths.' Ish added, 'It's a difference between telling somebody personally and then go on a podcast and tell.'

5Live Nation and Ticketmaster Monopoly

The jury finding Live Nation and Ticketmaster operated as a monopoly was discussed. The hosts agreed on the unfairness of monopolies and the need for antitrust laws. They specifically highlighted Live Nation owning venues, ticket sales, parking, and merchandise as problematic, advocating for a breakup of the entities to foster fair competition.

Mona stated, 'A monopoly isn't fair. It's so it's like it's no it's no opinion on a monopoly. A monopoly isn't fair and we have to keep it fair so it could be fair because if not everything will be a monopoly and nobody will have a chance to do anything.'

Quotes

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"No one is exposing, revealing, indicting or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interest at heart or our own. Enjoy the show."

Disclaimer Voice
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"As soon as a black man can make money off the plantation, they're trying to tell you that the money is dirty. Well, okay. I I'll go home and spend the money with actual slave owners on it. Where is this clean money you're talking?"

Dave Chappelle
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"I'm sure you were told to submit this or you'd get fired instead. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. We know who you really are and what you've been up to for years. It does so much to detriment to the women in sports, blah blah blah."

Chelsea (commenting on Diana Russini's resignation)
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"I'm telling you, I'm laughing, but he does do good work."

Mona (about her tattoo artist)
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"The baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel. And the close-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab a Tylenol or you might need it."

Joe Budden

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