KT #765 - DUSTIN POIRIER + ARI MATTI

UFC fighter Dustin Poirier disclosed that he had an amateur MMA record of 0 wins and 3 losses before turning professional, contrasting with his current status as a future UFC Hall of Famer.

Dustin Poirier stated, 'I went 0 and 3. You can go on sherdog.com. You can check it out.'

Comedian Ari Shaffir detailed several methods for bartenders to steal from their employers, including bringing in their own bottles, short-pouring drinks, and exploiting foam in draft beers to pocket extra money.

Ari Shaffir explained how to get '16 double cocktails' from a bottle and how 'every fourth cocktail is for free cuz you dry them up short' due to 4 centiliters of alcohol.

Flash Goran, a seemingly sweet and mild-mannered individual, revealed he was previously an analyst for 14 years before working for a year at a slaughterhouse, where his job involved cleaning up blood and organs. He also shared his extreme hobby of 'wing walking,' which involves riding on top of a flying airplane.

Flash Goran stated, 'I was an analyst for 14 years and then I got let go and then I worked at a slaughterhouse for about a year.' He later added, 'My favorite thing to do is called uh wing walking. It's uh where you get on top of an airplane while it's flying.'

Comedian Chase Standing claimed to have recently become a full-time producer of comedy shows hosted in aquariums. He also mentioned a previous job as a salesman for Open AI, where he used ChatGPT to write prompts for his work, a practice he was not permitted to do.

Chase Standing stated, 'I just became a full-time producer at a in standup. I met the owner of the aquariums out here and uh talk my way into a contract. So, I'm going to be producing shows in aquariums.' He later added, 'I was like a salesman for Open AI, but I didn't sell anything. I just wrote prompts for them and I used ChatGpt to produce my work.'

Dedric Flynn presented a comedic theory that people with more tattoos are more trustworthy with blue-collar jobs, contrasting them with doctors and surgeons. He also recounted his experience performing in Salt Lake City, criticizing its early bar closing times and the Mormon practice of 'soaking' and their religious views on black people.

Dedric Flynn asserted, 'The more tattoos you have, the more people trust you with their car.' He later described Salt Lake City bars closing at '11:15' and discussed Mormon beliefs, stating, 'God turned their skin black so all black people are like devils.'