KT #702 - JOE DEROSA + TIM BUTTERLY (DALLAS)

Liz Splat, a Dallas native, humorously described her body type as 'black guy fat,' a relatable and self-aware comedic take. She then directly challenged another female regular, Heidi, for her spot on the show, injecting a competitive and unexpected element into her performance.

Liz Splat: 'I'm like black guys fat. Like I'm like a cool fat. I'm like a healthy fat. I'm a good fat. I'm like an avocado.' (00:32:18) and 'I'm here to take that fat busted Heidi's job.' (00:34:26)

Marco Garcia, an unemployed Dallas native, claimed to be a lifeguard working in a 'black neighborhood' and stated he 'only saved black people.' His comedic narrative involved a woman asking him to save her before going down a slide, highlighting the absurdities of his job and the racial dynamics he presented.

Marco Garcia: 'I saved only black people.' (00:40:04) and 'I work in the hood, so yeah, that's that's all I saved, man.' (00:40:12)

Albert Moreno shared his unique upbringing in a small, Spanish doomsday church, which he didn't leave until he was 23. The catalyst for his departure was listening to a podcast, which he humorously noted his church was 'never prepared for.'

Albert Moreno: 'I was born and raised in like a Spanish doomsday church.' (00:48:47) and 'I listened to a podcast I shouldn't have heard, but I don't think my church was ever prepared for people to have podcasts.' (00:49:40)

Martin Phillips showcased his self-invented 'Texas tap shoes,' made from old sneakers, crushed soda cans, and duct tape. He demonstrated their sound, claiming they were indistinguishable from regular tap shoes and encouraged audience members to make their own.

Martin Phillips: 'I have made my made-at-home tap shoes myself. So, all you have to do is get some old sneakers, uh crush some soda cans, and duct tape them to the bottom of your shoes.' (01:49:30)

Steven Taco, a beekeeper recently released from prison for meth possession, described the 'courteous' nature of his 68-man dorm. He detailed a system where inmates could rent a binder of 'jack shots' (pictures of women) for two soups to use during their individual shower sessions, and noted that relationships in prison were often consensual.

Steven Taco: 'We actually had a pimp in the dorm. And like, he had like a binder full of like jack shots is what we called it.' (02:00:57) and 'for two soups, you can rent one for your shower session.' (02:01:07)

Timmy No Brakes utilized a green screen for his minute, instructing the audience to imagine visual effects as he described explicit sexual acts. He humorously used 'FBI crime statistics organized by race' as a punchline to make a woman 'hot and bothered,' demonstrating a unique and boundary-pushing approach to live comedy.

Timmy No Brakes: 'everything I describe during my minute, pretend like you're seeing it, cuz we're going to add it in post.' (02:20:25) and 'I throw up FBI crime statistics organized by race. This one's not surprising, right? It's a black black people or whatever. So then, she's really hot and bothered, right? Because she's a racist.' (02:21:46)