“Chocolate C*KE!” - Ex-FBI Most Wanted Kingpin on Sicarios, Smuggling & Power | Owen Hanson • 405
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Summary
Takeaways
- ❖Owen Hanson's first illegal act was smuggling steroids from Tijuana at age 19, driven by a desire to improve his volleyball performance and a 'rush' from breaking the law.
- ❖He walked onto the USC football team, despite never playing before, due to enhanced physical performance from steroids, earning two national championship rings.
- ❖Hanson transitioned to running an illegal offshore sports betting operation (Bet Odog.com) from Costa Rica, generating significant revenue by offering lines of credit and using an ATM business for money laundering.
- ❖A debt of $3.2 million (later $4 million with interest) to a Mexican cartel forced him into international cocaine distribution.
- ❖He developed innovative smuggling techniques, including dissolving cocaine into Everclear alcohol and rebottling it as wine, and later hiding cocaine bricks within pallets of expired European chocolate.
- ❖Hanson's arrest involved a sophisticated FBI sting operation, including undercover agents posing as money launderers and a dramatic takedown at a golf course.
- ❖He served 10 years in federal prison, during which he earned a master's degree and developed a protein ice cream business, 'California Ice Protein,' now sold nationwide.
- ❖Hanson now dedicates his time to speaking at universities and juvenile halls, warning young people about the dangers of illegal gambling and drug use, particularly in the context of NIL and legalized sports betting.
Insights
1First Foray into Illegal Activity and the 'Rush'
At 19, after being redshirted from USC's volleyball team, Hanson sought performance-enhancing drugs. Unable to afford them legally, he drove to Tijuana, purchased steroids, and smuggled them across the border by taping them to his body. This act, his first time breaking the law, gave him a 'rush' that he 'chased forever,' marking the beginning of his criminal path.
I walked across that border with this banana up my ass. And for the first time ever, I lied to to to the authorities and I I broke the law. I chased that rush forever. And it was a rush. It was a rush knowing that I I just smuggled something into America.
2Culture Shock After Prison Release
After nearly 10 years in federal prison, Hanson experienced significant culture shock upon his release. He was unfamiliar with common technologies and services like Uber Eats, Bluetooth, Amazon Prime, and OnlyFans, highlighting the rapid societal and technological changes that occurred during his incarceration.
I go outside and she goes, 'You got Uber Eats?' I said, 'What the [__] is Uber Eats?' ... I learned about Next Day, Amazon Prime. I learned about Bluetooth and I learned about Uber Eats in in less than 24 hours right when I got out. And then I started scrolling through social media... they got this thing called Only Fans. I'm like, what the [__] is Only Fans, right?
3Transition from Bookie to Cartel Money Launderer
Hanson's successful offshore gambling business led to a connection with a Mexican cartel figure, 'Elfe,' who initially used Hanson to move cash within the US, offering 10% for each drop-off. This evolved into a proposition to make 'a million dollars a day' by handling cash for cocaine distribution in Australia, despite Hanson's growing awareness of the severe risks involved.
He hands me an encrypted phone. He says, 'This is for my client.' ... He says, 'Every time you drop off money, I'm going to give you 10% on the dollar. So if you drop a 100, I give you 110.' ... He says, 'How would you like to do what you're doing now but make a million dollars a day?' I was like, 'Okay, now I know I'm [__] crossing the line.'
4Innovative Cocaine Smuggling Methods
Facing a $4 million debt to the cartel, Hanson devised two primary methods for smuggling cocaine into Australia. First, he dissolved cocaine in Everclear alcohol, rebottled it into dark Napa Valley wine bottles, and shipped them as 'wine samples.' Later, he hid cocaine bricks within pallets of expired European chocolate, meticulously documenting their placement for retrieval.
I said, 'Do you think if we take this this wine and I I break down the cocaine and wine, you can have someone bring it back in Australia?' ... We put 10 kilos of cocaine. We took Everclear. ... Chocolate. This part's not in the documentary. ... I literally have all these guys breaking down the pallet and they're opening up the boxes and we're taking these chocolate bars out and at the bottom I start having them put a kilo in, put the chocolates in, reshape the box.
5The Arrest and Sense of Relief
Hanson's criminal activities culminated in a dramatic arrest by 15 FBI agents, with a helicopter overhead, at a San Diego country club. Despite the gravity of the situation, his immediate reaction was 'relief,' signifying the end of years of paranoia, stress, and drug abuse.
I pull around and [__] 15 FBI agents come out of the bushes. [__] helicopter in the sky. ... What goes through your mind that instant? Relief. It's over.
6Inception of Protein Ice Cream Business in Prison
While incarcerated, Hanson, a lifelong hustler, discovered a unique method to make protein ice cream. When the prison's ice machine broke, he added salt to a mop bucket with ice to preserve his protein shake, which then froze into a 'fire protein ice cream' with banana and peanut butter swirls. This accidental discovery became the foundation for his post-prison legitimate business, 'California Ice Protein.'
I started making uh protein shakes. ... I put my shakes in there... Well, one day my Sy comes back. He goes, 'Hey, we we have no more ice.' ... He says, 'Oh, let's let's just throw some salt on it.' ... 'Dude, it's [__] frozen. What am I going to do?' And I I He's like, 'Just [__] eat it.' And he gave me a spoon and I started eating it. I'm like, 'Holy [__] fire protein ice cream.'
Bottom Line
The current legal sports betting landscape, particularly in college sports, creates unprecedented temptations for young athletes, leading to scandals and potentially compromising the integrity of games. Unregulated offshore bookies remain a significant threat because their activities are untraceable by authorities.
This insight suggests that while legalization aimed to control gambling, it inadvertently amplified risks for college athletes by making betting accessible on their phones, even on their own teams. The lack of regulation for offshore operations means a blind spot for law enforcement, allowing illicit activities to flourish and potentially corrupt athletes who are not benefiting from NIL deals.
There's a growing need for educational programs within athletic departments and universities to address the specific risks of legal and illegal sports betting for young athletes. Former figures like Hanson, with firsthand experience, are uniquely positioned to deliver impactful warnings and guidance.
The 'long hard dick of the law' (federal government's reach) extends far beyond direct perpetrators, often ensnaring peripheral individuals (friends, family, employees) who had limited or no knowledge of the full scope of illegal operations, causing significant personal and financial damage.
This highlights the disproportionate impact of federal investigations, where even indirect association can lead to severe consequences, including legal fees, indictments, and damaged reputations. It reveals a systemic issue where the government's pursuit of a 'kingpin' can collateralize many innocent or minimally involved parties.
This situation underscores the importance of clear legal boundaries and ethical considerations for individuals working in industries that might intersect with gray areas, and for legal defense strategies that specifically address the scope of federal racketeering charges and their impact on peripheral individuals.
Opportunities
California Ice Protein
A protein-infused ice cream bar business, conceived and developed during incarceration. The product leverages a unique freezing method (using salt and ice) to create a high-protein, enjoyable dessert, now distributed nationwide.
Offshore Sports Betting Platform (Bet Odog.com)
An illegal, but highly profitable, online sports betting operation based in Costa Rica. It offered lines of credit to clients, collected cash payments, and used an ATM business for money laundering. This model predated widespread legal online sports betting.
Key Concepts
Slippery Slope
Hanson's narrative illustrates how a seemingly minor transgression (smuggling steroids) can lead to escalating criminal activities, driven by the initial 'rush' and subsequent rationalizations, eventually culminating in large-scale drug trafficking and a federal prison sentence.
Risk vs. Reward Calculation
Throughout his criminal career, Hanson continually weighed the potential financial gains against the legal risks, often rationalizing increasingly dangerous ventures by focusing on the immense profits, such as making 'a million dollars a day' in the cocaine business, despite knowing he was 'crossing the line.'
Adaptability and Hustle
Hanson demonstrated extreme adaptability, pivoting from volleyball to football, then to illegal sports betting, and subsequently to complex international drug smuggling, constantly innovating methods (wine, chocolate) and business structures to overcome obstacles and maintain operations, a trait he now applies to his legitimate protein ice cream business.
Lessons
- Recognize the 'slippery slope': Understand that small, seemingly harmless illegal acts can quickly escalate into severe criminal involvement due to the 'rush' and subsequent rationalizations.
- Prioritize legitimate paths: Even when facing financial pressure or seeking a 'rush,' always choose legal and ethical means to achieve goals, as the long-term costs of illegal activities far outweigh any short-term gains.
- Educate on modern temptations: For athletes and young individuals, be aware of the pervasive nature of legal and illegal gambling, especially with NIL deals, and actively seek guidance to avoid situations that could compromise careers and freedom.
Notable Moments
The meeting with the cartel in Tijuana after losing $3.2 million of their money.
This was a life-or-death moment where Hanson confronted the cartel directly, expecting to be killed, but instead was indebted and forced to work for them, showcasing his perceived 'balls' and the cartel's pragmatic approach.
The dramatic FBI arrest at a San Diego country club, complete with 15 agents and a helicopter.
This marked the end of Hanson's criminal career, bringing a profound sense of 'relief' after years of paranoia and stress, and initiating his path to incarceration and eventual redemption.
Quotes
"I walked across that border with this banana up my ass. And for the first time ever, I lied to to to the authorities and I I broke the law."
"I said, 'Dad, what' I do?' Like I I've been showering. I've been making my bed. I've been eating my vegetables. Like where did I [__] up as a kid? And it's hard to understand at that age."
"I'd rather make a dollar a day living in the free world than being a rich man in prison."
"You got to remember I was an athlete. So for me to see that it's like you're you're you're now you're now [__] with my livelihood as a bookie because if these players are doing it, it's going to cost me money."
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