The Yak
The Yak
April 1, 2026

Reed and His Roommate Pete Are The Chillest Dudes In America | The Yak 4-1-26

Quick Read

This episode features a chaotic mix of elaborate April Fools pranks, an absurd Girl Scout cookie complaint, and a detailed defense of a controversial Tiger Woods DUI stance, all interwoven with Barstool's signature internal banter.
PMT's 'organic' April Fools prank on Jerry backfired, turning into a reverse prank where Jerry's bad Gino Smith impression was mocked.
Hankle sparked company-wide amusement by emailing a Girl Scout troop multiple times over two delayed cookie boxes, inadvertently affecting a colleague.
A Barstool employee crashed a rental car in England by driving on the wrong side, turning the incident into a viral Barstool story that reached his insurance agent.

Summary

The Yak crew recounts a series of April Fools pranks, including PMT's 'reverse prank' on Jerry and a host's attempt to sign a colleague up for the army. A significant segment focuses on Hankle's persistent emails to a Girl Scout troop over two delayed cookie boxes, which unexpectedly impacted Megan during a personal struggle. Rigs clarifies his controversial stance on not posting about Tiger Woods' DUI, explaining it as an internal Foreplay decision driven by empathy. Mash details his car accident in England, caused by driving on the wrong side of the road, which became a viral Barstool story. Other discussions include Deutsch's 'Beer States' Final Four challenge, Big Cat's 50-hour fast, and the ongoing 'Wet Wheel' game, which repeatedly targets Titus.
This episode offers a deep dive into the unique, often chaotic, and highly personalized culture of Barstool Sports. It showcases how internal jokes, personal quirks, and even minor mishaps are amplified and transformed into engaging content, highlighting the dynamic relationships and comedic timing that define the podcast. It's a prime example of how Barstool leverages its personalities and internal drama for entertainment.

Takeaways

  • PMT orchestrated a 'reverse' April Fools prank on Jerry, who attempted to impersonate Gino Smith.
  • Hankle contacted a Girl Scout troop multiple times about two delayed cookie boxes, causing a minor internal incident for Megan.
  • Rigs clarified his stance on not posting about Tiger Woods' DUI, explaining it was an internal Foreplay decision, not a company-wide ban.
  • Mash detailed his car accident in England where he drove on the wrong side of the road.
  • Deutsch prepared for a 'Beer States' challenge, planning to drink beers corresponding to losing Final Four teams.
  • Big Cat completed a 50-hour fast, noting it reduced hunger after an initial wave.
  • The 'Wet Wheel' game continued, with Titus getting soaked multiple times.

Insights

1The PMT April Fools Prank on Jerry

The hosts recount how PMT's organic prank from the previous year (Jerry impersonating Big Dom to prank Max) led to a planned prank this year. Jerry intended to call in as Stefon Diggs or Gino Smith, but the hosts 'reversed' the prank, knowing his impression would be terrible. Jerry's Gino Smith impression was 'so bad,' leading to the hosts openly laughing at him during the call.

Jerry last year he we pranked Max and he pretended to be Big Dom... Jerry last week texted me and PFT is like, 'What should we do for April Fools'... we started the show and I and Max was like on high alert... we're like, 'Shit, let's let's reverse this.' and have him call in to be Gino... and his Gino was so bad.

2Hankle's Girl Scout Cookie Saga

Hankle ordered two boxes of Girl Scout cookies from Megan's daughter. After a month-long delay past the estimated delivery window, Hankle emailed the Girl Scout troop multiple times to inquire about his $12 order. This resulted in Megan, who was on leave dealing with personal issues, being contacted by her daughter's troop about a 'complaint' from 'Matt Hankle,' causing her additional stress.

Hankle bought Girl Scout cookies for Megan's daughter and they were, by the way, a month and a half for Girl Scout cookies... did you email the Girl Scouts multiple times asking where your cookies were... She got reached out to by her daughter's Girl Scout troop saying that there's was a complaint.

3Rigs' Defense of Tiger Woods DUI Stance

Rigs clarified that his instruction not to post about Tiger Woods' DUI was an internal Foreplay Golf decision to their social media manager, not a company-wide ban. He aimed to avoid 'piling on' Tiger during a low point, emphasizing empathy and their existing relationship with Woods. He expressed frustration that his nuanced stance was misinterpreted as a company-wide directive to 'protect' Tiger, leading to widespread online backlash.

I sent two text messages ever... 'do not post anything about Tiger in a DUI that was directly to Rob'... 'I think when the guy just agreed to do our announcement video it's not worth the likes to chuck up a post about a DUI'... I was doing rundowns 10 years ago where Dave was representing people that hate Tiger. He wants to see bad things happen to Tiger. I represent everyone who's a fanboy of Tiger.

4Mash's English Car Accident

Mash recounted driving a rental car in England on the wrong side of the road, resulting in a head-on collision at 37 mph. The incident, which involved his colleagues Jerry and Numbers, gained significant traction on social media due to Dave Portnoy's tweets. This viral attention even reached Mash's insurance agent and the other driver, who texted Mash asking to see the podcast and tweets.

I think 37 miles per hour... So, you were just in the wrong lane. Yeah... Dave tweeting about it is like hitting England. So, like the insurance agent like called me yesterday... She like asked me about it and I just was like, I don't know how to respond to this.

5Deutsch's 'Beer States' Final Four Challenge

Deutsch created a map of states, planning to drink a beer for each state whose team loses in the Final Four. The challenge involves consuming a large quantity of beer, potentially over 40, if both Illinois and Michigan lose. The team discusses the optimal time for him to undertake this challenge for maximum content engagement, considering a Saturday night solo effort versus a Monday morning public display.

It looks like Illinois right now is 20. Plus, I'd have to drink Illinois... So, you're you you might have to drink like close to 50 beers on Saturday... I'm probably going to be here until like Sunday morning.

6Big Cat's 50-Hour Fast

Big Cat successfully completed a 50-hour fast, experiencing surprising benefits. He reported losing 10 pounds and feeling 'so energized.' He observed that after an initial period of hunger, the sensation faded, leading him to realize how much people eat out of boredom rather than genuine need. He plans to attempt a longer 72-hour fast in the future.

I I actually I think I'm I'm going to do it more... after you get through the initial wave that you just don't really get hungry. And you also realize how [expletive] up we all are because all we do is eat out of boredom... I lost like 10 pounds.

Lessons

  • When planning pranks, consider the potential for them to backfire or escalate unexpectedly, especially in public-facing roles.
  • Exercise caution and empathy when communicating about minor issues, particularly if the other party might be experiencing personal difficulties.
  • Understand the nuances of internal versus external communication, especially in public-facing roles, to avoid misinterpretation and backlash.
  • Be extra vigilant when driving in countries with different traffic rules to prevent serious accidents, as habitual driving can lead to mistakes.
  • Consider experimenting with intermittent fasting, as it can lead to increased energy and a re-evaluation of eating habits, as experienced by Big Cat.

Notable Moments

The PMT crew's 'reverse' April Fools prank on Jerry, where his terrible Gino Smith impression was exposed and mocked live.

This highlights the spontaneous, often self-deprecating humor prevalent in Barstool content, where planned pranks can unexpectedly backfire on the instigator.

The hosts' collective amusement and disbelief over Hankle's persistent inquiries to a Girl Scout troop about his two delayed cookie boxes.

This showcases how mundane, relatable situations can be exaggerated into viral comedic gold within the Barstool ecosystem, often at a personality's expense.

Reed's casual mention of his ripped underwear and his interest in climbing skyscrapers, adding to his enigmatic persona.

These details contribute to the 'character' development of Barstool personalities, making them more memorable and providing fodder for ongoing jokes and discussions.

The revelation that Mash's car accident in England became a viral Barstool story, reaching his insurance agent and the other driver.

This illustrates the far-reaching impact of Barstool's social media presence, where internal events quickly transcend the company and become public spectacles.

Pete, Reed's roommate, joining the call and agreeing to send a picture for the show's thumbnail, further integrating the 'chill dudes' narrative.

This moment enhances the authenticity and relatability of the personalities, bringing their personal lives into the show's narrative in an organic way.

Big Cat's successful 50-hour fast and his observation about eating out of boredom, sparking a discussion about personal habits.

This provides a moment of unexpected insight and self-reflection amidst the comedy, offering a relatable personal challenge that resonates with listeners.

The 'Wet Wheel' game repeatedly landing on 'wet' for Titus, leading to his visible frustration and removal of shoes and socks.

This ongoing segment provides consistent physical comedy and highlights the commitment of the personalities to the show's recurring bits, regardless of personal discomfort.

Quotes

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"It's way more embarrassing to think you're pranking someone. They were laughing at you."

Host
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"This is insane, dude. Girl Scout cookies, the way it operates. Do you understand? Do you understand why that's funny?"

Host
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"You think I told our team to not post about Tiger Woods' DUI and to protect him? You're goddamn right I did."

Rigs
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"After you get through the initial wave that you just don't really get hungry. And you also realize how [expletive] up we all are because all we do is eat out of boredom."

Big Cat
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"I was in my room. I was in my room and I and I saw that. I was like, 'What?'"

Reed

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