The Yak
The Yak
May 13, 2026

We Investigate Who In The Barstool Office Peed ON TOP OF The Urinal

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Quick Read

The Yak crew grapples with the chaotic aftermath of 'titty day,' launches a forensic investigation into a bizarre office urinal incident, and challenges colleagues to 'say the line' for unexpected results.
The previous 'Titty Day' episode became an annual Barstool tradition, despite external shock.
An office-wide investigation launched to identify who peed on top of a urinal, complete with a pube.
The 'say the line' challenge reveals unexpected catchphrases from Barstool employees.

Summary

The episode opens with the hosts reflecting on the chaotic 'titty day' from the previous show, discussing public reactions and their own lingering disorientation. Eddie humorously apologizes for selectively denying a 'titty suck.' A major segment involves an 'investigation' into who peed on top of an office urinal, with the hosts comically speculating on the height and hydration of potential culprits, eventually implicating Tate. The crew also initiates a 'say the line' challenge, asking various Barstool employees to recite a memorable quote, leading to humorous and often confused responses. Discussions also touch on golf content ideas, Cody's aggressive handball play, Mincy's hypothetical mayoral run, and Kyle's habit of leaving Divvy bikes un-ended.
This episode provides a raw, unfiltered look into the unique, often absurd, and highly personal content style of The Yak, showcasing how they cultivate deep engagement with their audience through shared, unconventional experiences and inside jokes. It highlights the blend of spontaneous humor and genuine camaraderie that defines their brand, offering insights into community building through entertainment.

Takeaways

  • The previous episode, dubbed 'Titty Day,' caused widespread confusion outside the core Yak audience.
  • Eddie felt compelled to apologize for selectively denying a 'titty suck' during the previous show.
  • The team launched a humorous investigation into who managed to pee on top of an office urinal.
  • A 'say the line' challenge was initiated, prompting Barstool employees to recall their most iconic phrases.
  • Cody's aggressive handball play was reviewed, with the hosts debating if he was the aggressor.
  • Mincy's dream of winning a seat in Congress sparked a discussion about him running for mayor of a small town or even Chicago.
  • Kyle was revealed to be leaving his Divvy bike unlocked and un-ended, potentially incurring charges and providing free rides.

Insights

1The 'Titty Day' Annual Tradition

The chaotic previous episode, where hosts engaged in 'titty sucking' (simulated or otherwise), was so impactful it's now slated to become an annual event around Mother's Day. The hosts acknowledge it was bizarre for outsiders but an 'inside joke' for their core audience.

as crazy as yesterday was. That will be an annual thing. That's an annual thing around Mother's Day.

2The Urinal Incident Investigation

An urgent office investigation was launched after someone peed on top of a urinal, complete with a pube. The hosts humorously speculated on the height and hydration of the culprit, with Tate being a prime suspect due to his height and presence.

someone peed on top of the urinal. I'll tell Tate to come down here time. Oh [ __ ] He's definitely

3The 'Say The Line' Challenge

The hosts initiated a challenge for various Barstool employees to 'say the line,' referring to a memorable catchphrase associated with them. This led to humorous confusion and revelations of lesser-known personal taglines.

Go around the office and just say put a camera in people's face and be like, 'Go ahead, say the line.'

4Mincy's Mayoral Ambitions

Mincy's dream of winning a seat in Congress led to a discussion about him potentially running for mayor of a small town or even Chicago, with the hosts envisioning humorous debates and campaign strategies.

Mincy saying that he had a dream last night that he he he won a seat in Congress. I got to make him run for mayor. That would be so incredible.

5Kyle's Divvy Bike Dilemma

Kyle revealed he consistently leaves his Divvy rental bike unlocked and the ride un-ended outside the office, leading to potential charges and providing free rides for others, highlighting his obliviousness to the system.

I ride a Divvy bike to the office every day and it's always gone. I thought if it wasn't moving, it wasn't acrewing a charge. No. No.

Opportunities

Parody Golf Influencer

Create golf content featuring egregious 'gimmies' (picking up the ball far from the hole) without acknowledgment, designed to trigger golf purists and generate engagement through outrage. This could involve filming rounds with music overlays to obscure audio, focusing on the visual absurdity.

Source: Discussion about golf content and triggering viewers.

Lessons

  • When creating content, focus on building 'inside jokes' and a 'secret clubhouse' feel for your core audience, as this can lead to deep engagement, even if it baffles outsiders.
  • To uncover authentic responses from colleagues, initiate a simple, open-ended challenge like 'say the line' to reveal their perceived catchphrases.
  • Always end your ride on bike-sharing apps to avoid incurring continuous charges and inadvertently providing free rides to others.

Quotes

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"I don't have you suck on my titties. I was forced to."

Eddie
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"It's not for you. It's for us. It's for our little secret clubhouse."

Host
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"I think I might actually be more passionate about coaching than competing."

Ryan Lochte
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"I'm not shaming him for having holes in his socks. I'm shaming him for refusing to let go of those socks with holes in them."

Host
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"I can prove that you're tall enough and you were there."

Host
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"I peed on the top of that thing before. Oh yeah certainly have. Oh but I cleaned it up immediately."

Host

Q&A

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