KB’s “You Da Robot” Joke Takes The Office By Storm | Yak Rewind 3/9/21
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Takeaways
- ❖Brandon Walker's return to the office was immediately followed by a spontaneous nosebleed, prompting jokes about his health and potential tumors.
- ❖The crew humorously planned Brandon's elaborate, drawn-out funeral, envisioning a live show, a GoFundMe, and a celebrity golf scramble.
- ❖KB's 'How the f*** is a computer going to ask me if I'm a robot? F*** you, the robot!' joke became a running bit, tested on multiple Barstool employees.
- ❖Merchandise sales were used as a direct incentive for hosts to perform physical stunts, such as KB's head slide and Sasquatch's Bulgarian split squat.
- ❖A host shared a text from his gardener confessing to being late due to snorting meth and having sex for three hours, sparking a discussion on drug effects.
- ❖The team debated the historical validity of the Irish potato famine, framing it as a 'farce' due to Ireland being an island with access to fish.
Insights
1Brandon Walker's Bloody Nose and Mock Funeral Planning
Brandon Walker's return from Florida was immediately met with a spontaneous nosebleed, which the co-hosts quickly turned into a running gag. This led to a humorous, yet morbid, discussion about planning Brandon's elaborate funeral, including ideas for a live show, a GoFundMe, and a celebrity golf scramble, all framed for maximum content generation.
Brandon's nose starts running and bleeding shortly after his return. The hosts then discuss how his death could be beneficial for the show, planning a long, drawn-out illness for viewership and a memorial golf scramble with a celebrity guest.
2KB's 'You Da Robot' Joke Goes Viral in the Office
KB introduces a joke about CAPTCHA tests: 'How the f*** is a computer going to ask me if I'm a robot? F*** you, the robot!' This joke becomes a recurring segment, with KB testing its delivery and reception on various unsuspecting Barstool employees, including Brian, Jake, Spider, Joey, and Bailey, receiving a range of ratings from 4 to 8 out of 10.
KB first tells the joke at , then repeats it for Brian (), Jake (), Spider (), Joey (), and Bailey (), each time asking for a rating.
3Merchandise Sales Drive Physical Stunts and Challenges
The podcast actively uses live merchandise sales figures as a mechanism to trigger physical challenges and stunts from the hosts. Specific sales targets are set for various feats, such as KB doing push-ups, Sasquatch performing a Bulgarian split squat, and KB executing a head slide, creating a direct, interactive link between audience support and on-air antics.
The hosts announce that at 150 shirts sold, KB will do five push-ups (). Later, at 750 shirts, KB is committed to a head slide (), and at 1000 shirts, Sasquatch will do a Bulgarian split squat (). KB performs the head slide at and Sasquatch performs the split squat at .
4Gardener's Meth-Fueled Confession
A host shares a shocking text message from his gardener, who apologizes for being late by explaining, 'Yo, sorry. I'm headed out now. We were snorting meth and f***ing and I didn't realize time went by. Haha. You got to try that s***. Getting dressed. I'll drive fast.' This leads to a discussion about the effects of meth, particularly its impact on prolonged sexual activity and focus.
The host reads the text message verbatim from his phone, detailing the gardener's excuse and subsequent offers of drugs. The conversation then delves into the specific effects of meth on sex and time perception.
Quotes
"This is just sweet tea and cholesterol. This isn't steroids."
"How the f*** is a computer going to ask me if I'm a robot? F*** you, the robot."
"I don't want my wife to be able to pick up my phone and Google titties."
"I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral."
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