Can We Guess Our Crew Based On Their Purchases?

Ian's phone revealed a text from his dad about 'Drizzly Fort Bragg' and a picture of a dog. His recent purchase was an Etsy compost and recycle kitchen waste organizer, indicating environmental awareness and a preference for non-Amazon vendors. A photo of a Tesla rental with the caption 'Elon equals dumb thumb' solidified his strong moral stance against certain tech figures.

Text from dad about 'Drizzly Fort Bragg'; Etsy purchase of a compost/recycle divider; Tesla rental photo with 'Elon equals dumb thumb' caption.

Emily Rose's phone featured a text about 'Who knows the crew best?' and 'new show just dropped' sent to a non-iPhone user, suggesting her involvement in Smosh Pit content and awareness of team dynamics. Her purchase of 'Rancho Gordo Super Lucky Black Eyed Peep' beans highlighted a known office-wide obsession with gourmet beans, which some staff have subscriptions for.

Text about 'Who knows the crew best?' and 'new show just dropped' to a non-iPhone user; Rancho Gordo beans purchase.

Sarah's phone showed a text conversation about attending a 'Wake Up Dead Man' movie premiere with a Q&A, and a ticket purchase confirmation. A photo of a movie screen with painted nails and a large dog (Gizzy) provided visual cues, linking her to both film interest and pet ownership.

Text about 'Wake Up Dead Man' movie tickets with Q&A; ticket purchase confirmation; photo of movie screen with painted nails and a dog (Gizzy).

Michael's phone contained a text about being scared of bedroom decor and superstitions at night. His recent purchase was 'Sasquatch Garden stakes raw steel Bigfoot yard art,' indicating a unique taste in home embellishments. A picture of a woman's portrait further added to the eclectic clues.

Text about being scared of bedroom decor; Sasquatch garden stakes purchase; picture of a woman's portrait.

Bailey's phone displayed a 'We owe you big time' text, which Courtney recognized as her own message to Bailey for cat-sitting. The purchase of 'Jim Henson's Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas' CD pointed to a nostalgic or unique musical preference. A picture of a dog in a bathtub completed the set of clues.

Text 'We owe you big time' (linked to cat-sitting); Jim Henson's Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas CD purchase; picture of a dog in a bathtub.

Caroline's phone featured a group chat discussing 'dream kitchen rotation' and 'Courtney sad,' indicating her presence in social kitchen settings. A purchase of a Hemlock Springs concert ticket revealed her musical taste. The final clue was a blurry photo of a possum on a porch, suggesting a connection to wildlife or a specific outdoor environment.

Group chat about 'dream kitchen rotation'; Hemlock Springs concert ticket purchase; blurry photo of a possum on a porch.

Kim's phone showed a text discussing 'not much evil energy in the office except that tomato leaf candle,' implying strong opinions on office ambiance. Her purchase was a 'Tree of Life' windchime, suggesting an interest in outdoor decor. The accompanying photo was of a raccoon, further linking her to outdoor creatures.

Text about 'tomato leaf candle'; windchime purchase; picture of a raccoon.

Damian's phone included a text about 'roll some dice in VR, baby,' clearly indicating an interest in virtual reality D&D. His purchase was a 'men's shiny snake shirt,' showcasing a distinctive fashion choice. A picture of a 'No bozos' sticker completed the set, reflecting a particular aesthetic or attitude.

Text about 'roll some dice in VR, baby'; shiny snake shirt purchase; 'No bozos' sticker picture.

Peter's phone had a text about 'laying on my Acupressure mat while my mom watches Below Deck,' and his mom's cousin suggesting he apply to be a deckhand, highlighting family connections and a casual lifestyle. His purchase was an admission ticket to the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, indicating an interest in film.

Text about Acupressure mat and 'Below Deck' with mom's cousin; Academy Museum of Motion Pictures ticket purchase.

Trevor's phone featured a group chat with a 'not to be gay, but happy Thanksgiving, guys' text, including Shane's stretched face as an icon. His purchase was a Milwaukee 'Cream City' basketball jersey, revealing his sports allegiance. The accompanying photo was of Ronald Reagan, referencing an inside joke about him joining the cast.

Text 'not to be gay, but happy Thanksgiving, guys'; Milwaukee basketball jersey purchase; Ronald Reagan picture.

Angela's phone showed a text from someone in Italy, referencing 'ancestors from the home country' and including a close-up of a statue's penis. Her purchase was 'Royal Canin Veterinary Diet Adult Renal Support' cat food, indicating she owns a cat with specific dietary needs. A meme-style picture of a dog added a humorous touch.

Text about Italy, ancestors, and a statue's penis; Royal Canin cat food purchase; dog meme picture.

Ollie's phone displayed a screenshot of 'Grey's Anatomy' on an iPad with a cat and a FNAF game in the background, indicating a multi-media consumption habit and diverse interests. The purchase of a 'cute bearhead figure thing' blind box and an aesthetic photo further highlighted her appreciation for cute or artistic items.

Screenshot of Grey's Anatomy, cat, and FNAF game; blind box figure purchase; aesthetic photo.

Katie's phone featured an 'invisible text' conversation, a unique texting style. Her purchase was tickets to a 'Say Anything' and 'Motion City Soundtrack' concert, revealing her musical taste. A picture of a lady with a microphone (Alanis Morrison) further confirmed her concert-going activities.

Invisible text conversation; Say Anything and Motion City Soundtrack concert tickets; picture of a lady with a microphone.

Chance's phone included a text about 'Paddington the musical,' which he had previously dismissed. His purchase was 'Lord of the Rings Trilogy Edition' Trivial Pursuit, indicating a love for board games and fantasy. A picture of him in a 'Blade' costume for Halloween provided a strong visual clue to his interests.

Text about 'Paddington the musical'; Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit purchase; Blade costume picture.

Mike's phone displayed a series of texts using 'pig' puns ('Pig team battle,' 'Pig birthday party,' 'Unpiganbelievable'), showcasing his specific sense of humor. His purchase was a 'scary little clown' item, indicating an unusual or niche interest. A picture of a 'Whoppy cake' completed the set of quirky clues.

Texts with 'pig' puns; scary clown purchase; Whoppy cake picture.

Anthony's phone contained a text about an 'embarrassing question' regarding putting a thumbnail into a graphic, referencing old Smosh videos (Pokemon, first Smosh video, Elmo), indicating his role in content production. His purchase was a 'custom wood floater frame' for $229, suggesting an interest in art or high-quality display. A screenshot of 'Age of Empires' being cropped further pointed to his creative and precise work.

Text about Smosh video thumbnails; custom wood floater frame purchase; Age of Empires screenshot being cropped.

Lizzy's phone featured a text conversation about not craving fast food but discussing the menu of a casual restaurant like BJ's, highlighting her dining habits. Her purchase included 'Crocs classic medium tote' and a 'butterfly long chain bag charm,' indicating a preference for Crocs footwear and accessories. A picture of her in a jean jacket with a gold Apple Watch provided visual confirmation of her style.

Text about fast food and BJ's menu; Crocs clogs, tote, and bag charm purchase; picture of her in a jean jacket with a gold Apple Watch.

Damien's phone (revealed as the host's) showed a text detailing a battle with a 'tiny roach from outside' that he 'stomped out,' expressing a strong reaction to bugs. His purchase was not explicitly shown, but the final picture was of a 'point and click adventure' game he was playing on his gaming laptop, confirming his gaming hobby.

Text about battling a roach; picture of a point-and-click adventure game on a laptop.

Spencer's phone featured a text pitching 'Flip Sevens? That's about boobs,' showcasing his provocative and humorous content ideas. His purchase was 'Lot of two Trader Joe's can of corn scented candles,' revealing a quirky taste in home scents. A screenshot of 'Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom' with a comment about not killing 'Clammy Ganon' after 500 hours indicated his deep engagement with gaming.

Text pitching 'Flip Sevens? That's about boobs'; Trader Joe's corn scented candles purchase; Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom screenshot.