Distractible
Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)
The hosts dive into a chaotic improv game of 'Fortunately, Unfortunately,' crafting absurd scenarios from becoming overnight doctors to surfing avalanches on human toboggans, all while navigating podcast rules and personal anecdotes.
The Council of Distractible (Part 3)
The hosts of Distractible celebrate their 5-year anniversary by reviewing a fan-created constitution for their podcast, proposing new rules for audience engagement and show dynamics.
America vs Europe
The hosts of Distractible hilariously recount their frustrating European travel experiences, from chaotic airports and tiny elevators to perceived cultural differences in heat tolerance and food regulations, all while championing American 'freedoms'.
Reverse Charades
The hosts of Distractible play a chaotic game of 'Reverse Charades,' where one person describes actions for another to perform and guess, leading to hilarious misinterpretations and unexpected victories.
That Sounds Bad!
The hosts play a game called 'That Sounds Bad,' where they escalate common pleasantries into increasingly horrifying scenarios, culminating in discussions of razor-blade donuts, nuclear war, and incest.
Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)
Mark, the usual host, takes center stage in a "one-man show" where he draws images in MS Paint and guesses words spoken backward, leading to chaotic and hilarious results.
Anything Goes (Part 4)
From medical misadventures and dismissive toddlers to destructive delivery robots and penguins causing global warming, this episode of Distractible dives into a chaotic mix of personal anecdotes and absurd news.
Oxford 3000 AND TOO
The hosts share harrowing personal health scares, from extreme vaccine reactions to mysterious heart palpitations, before diving into a chaotic word-guessing game that tests their vocabulary and Bob's patience.
That Sounds Good!
The hosts engage in a comedic game where they must make increasingly absurd and unappealing concepts sound good, leading to hilarious and often sacrilegious arguments.
Buy My Thing!
Markiplier details his chaotic, red-carpet-missing experience at the Oscars, followed by a bizarre sales pitch game where hosts try to sell absurd items.
Dicebreakers Too!
The hosts navigate a chaotic game of 'Dice Breakers 2' and announce a significant podcast schedule change, revealing a tight race for the season championship.
Friday the 13th
Discover why a cheap monitor microphone outperformed professional gear for movie dialogue replacement, the surprising insecurity of physical checks, and the ancient origins of Friday the 13th superstitions, all wrapped in a comedic debate.
The Smell You Can Lick
Three podcast hosts explore the bizarre and often hilarious differences in their sensory imagination, from visualizing movie scenes to tasting imaginary bread rolls and feeling phantom limb movements.
Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)
Wade recounts a relentless series of bizarre and costly home repair disasters, from perpetually leaking toilets to a maple syrup-smelling gas leak and a self-igniting fireplace, leaving him financially and emotionally drained.
Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)
Markiplier's chaotic, multi-year endeavor to build a home render farm reveals the hidden costs, technical pitfalls, and unexpected triumphs of ambitious DIY server infrastructure.
How To ABCs
The Distractible hosts engage in a chaotic alphabet game, collaboratively crafting absurd 'how-to' guides on training for a 5K, escaping Zoom calls, and faking wine connoisseurship.
News Flash!
Markiplier hosts a chaotic 'News Flash' game where he challenges Bob and Wade to guess bizarre headlines based on improvised clues, leading to hilarious and often disgusting revelations.
Ghostly Moments (Compilation)
The hosts share bizarre personal 'ghostly' encounters, critique ghost hunting shows, and reveal a hilarious, elaborate conspiracy theory about their own podcast.
Worst Tech Issues (Compilation)
The hosts of Distractible recount a chaotic series of technical malfunctions, from failing cameras and internet connections to an endlessly looping "cowbell mode" in a Tesla, turning their podcast recording into a comedy of errors.
Best of James (Compilation)
Join the hosts for a heartwarming and hilarious compilation of anecdotes detailing the developmental milestones, comedic timing, and chaotic adventures of James, the host's son.
Solar System Tier List
The hosts comically rank solar system objects, from planets to moons, based on arbitrary criteria like 'fat ass' and 'Death Star boob,' revealing their unique, often absurd, perspectives on celestial bodies.
I'm A Doctor!
The hosts of Distractible engage in a hilariously absurd competition to invent outlandish solutions for everyday problems, from nail-biting to traffic, culminating in a chaotic point tally.
Bad Mood
The hosts of Distractible dive into their personal struggles with bad moods, revealing how they cope, from isolating themselves and lashing out to accidental self-sabotage, and the unexpected insights gained from these emotional states.
Fortunately, Unfortunately
The Distractible hosts engage in a chaotic improv game, 'Fortunately, Unfortunately,' crafting absurd stories about PCP werebears, genies, and space travel with unexpected twists.
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