Distractible
Oxford 3000 AND TOO
The hosts share harrowing personal health scares, from extreme vaccine reactions to mysterious heart palpitations, before diving into a chaotic word-guessing game that tests their vocabulary and Bob's patience.
That Sounds Good!
The hosts engage in a comedic game where they must make increasingly absurd and unappealing concepts sound good, leading to hilarious and often sacrilegious arguments.
Buy My Thing!
Markiplier details his chaotic, red-carpet-missing experience at the Oscars, followed by a bizarre sales pitch game where hosts try to sell absurd items.
Dicebreakers Too!
The hosts navigate a chaotic game of 'Dice Breakers 2' and announce a significant podcast schedule change, revealing a tight race for the season championship.
Friday the 13th
Discover why a cheap monitor microphone outperformed professional gear for movie dialogue replacement, the surprising insecurity of physical checks, and the ancient origins of Friday the 13th superstitions, all wrapped in a comedic debate.
The Smell You Can Lick
Three podcast hosts explore the bizarre and often hilarious differences in their sensory imagination, from visualizing movie scenes to tasting imaginary bread rolls and feeling phantom limb movements.
Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)
Wade recounts a relentless series of bizarre and costly home repair disasters, from perpetually leaking toilets to a maple syrup-smelling gas leak and a self-igniting fireplace, leaving him financially and emotionally drained.
Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)
Markiplier's chaotic, multi-year endeavor to build a home render farm reveals the hidden costs, technical pitfalls, and unexpected triumphs of ambitious DIY server infrastructure.
How To ABCs
The Distractible hosts engage in a chaotic alphabet game, collaboratively crafting absurd 'how-to' guides on training for a 5K, escaping Zoom calls, and faking wine connoisseurship.
News Flash!
Markiplier hosts a chaotic 'News Flash' game where he challenges Bob and Wade to guess bizarre headlines based on improvised clues, leading to hilarious and often disgusting revelations.
Ghostly Moments (Compilation)
The hosts share bizarre personal 'ghostly' encounters, critique ghost hunting shows, and reveal a hilarious, elaborate conspiracy theory about their own podcast.
Worst Tech Issues (Compilation)
The hosts of Distractible recount a chaotic series of technical malfunctions, from failing cameras and internet connections to an endlessly looping "cowbell mode" in a Tesla, turning their podcast recording into a comedy of errors.
Best of James (Compilation)
Join the hosts for a heartwarming and hilarious compilation of anecdotes detailing the developmental milestones, comedic timing, and chaotic adventures of James, the host's son.
Solar System Tier List
The hosts comically rank solar system objects, from planets to moons, based on arbitrary criteria like 'fat ass' and 'Death Star boob,' revealing their unique, often absurd, perspectives on celestial bodies.
I'm A Doctor!
The hosts of Distractible engage in a hilariously absurd competition to invent outlandish solutions for everyday problems, from nail-biting to traffic, culminating in a chaotic point tally.
Bad Mood
The hosts of Distractible dive into their personal struggles with bad moods, revealing how they cope, from isolating themselves and lashing out to accidental self-sabotage, and the unexpected insights gained from these emotional states.
Fortunately, Unfortunately
The Distractible hosts engage in a chaotic improv game, 'Fortunately, Unfortunately,' crafting absurd stories about PCP werebears, genies, and space travel with unexpected twists.
Draw Or Die (Part 2)
Mark hosts a chaotic "Draw or Die" game where Bob and Wade attempt to describe and recreate increasingly complex images, leading to hilarious misinterpretations and a surprising luck-based victory.
Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
The Distractible hosts engage in a chaotic, high-stakes word game where memory, counting, and quick wit are tested against a ticking 'grenade' timer, leading to hilarious blunders and an unexpected host victory.
How Do You Pan?
The hosts discuss Mark's 'Iron Lung' movie box office run, their shared love for the 'Dungeon Crawler Carl' book series, and reveal the specific 'childish' habits they still cling to as adults.
Yeah, He'd Live
Two 'world's greatest doctors' compete in increasingly absurd medical scenarios, from amputating feet to fisting prostates, all to save a single, perpetually imperiled patient.
Snow Days
The hosts recount hilarious and sometimes dangerous childhood snow day memories, debate the nature of reality in a simulation, and discuss the monetization of a new gacha game.
Everybody Hates Dor
The hosts discuss the final logistical hurdles of Mark's movie release, personal updates, and a bizarre list of items extracted from people's anuses, highlighting the podcast's signature blend of personal anecdotes and absurd humor.
Wade's One Man Show
Wade endures an auditory gauntlet of styrofoam sounds and performs a philosophy-themed stand-up routine, all orchestrated by Bob and Mark for their 'one-man show' challenge.
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